The Scorpion's Tale/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon: Reverted edits by 2600:1700:DF00:3E20:F124:1DB8:F8E3:A947 (talk) to last revision by SolarBot

2024-10-11T11:51:47Z

Reverted edits by 2600:1700:DF00:3E20:F124:1DB8:F8E3:A947 (talk) to last revision by SolarBot

2600:1700:DF00:3E20:F124:1DB8:F8E3:A947: jhg

2024-10-10T23:46:06Z

jhg

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Solar Dragon at 17:20, April 5, 2022

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Solar Dragon at 13:56, April 5, 2022

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SolarBot: /* top */replaced: :''' (9), :''' → }} (9), :''' → {{qf| (22), {{qf| → }} (11), }}: → }}

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Loco87 at 15:46, November 21, 2015

2015-11-21T15:46:00Z

108.64.230.99: update to standard

2014-08-31T19:54:45Z

update to standard

108.206.113.221 at 21:21, June 26, 2014

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 {{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.
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-{{qf|Homer}} At some point I think we should see a doctor now.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} At some point I think we should see a doctor.
 {{qf|Bart}} No, it's cool—it's like we've got our own monster!
 {{qf|Homer}} Your grandfather is not a monster. Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.

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 {{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} At some point I think we should see a doctor.
+{{qf|Homer}} At some point I think we should see a doctor now.
 {{qf|Bart}} No, it's cool—it's like we've got our own monster!
 {{qf|Homer}} Your grandfather is not a monster. Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh my God! The legends are true
 {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Did you find gold?
-{{qf|Bart}} Better -- the prospectors left naughty French postcards!
+{{qf|Bart}} Better—the prospectors left naughty French postcards!
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 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Lisa, we have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.
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 {{qf|Retirement Castle orderly}} ''[distraught]'' That is so hurtful. Wish I was a fish tank. Then I could filter out his nasty words. Call me a fish tank...
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-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That doesn't seem fair -- they won't let him escape, then they kick him out.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That doesn't seem fair—they won't let him escape, then they kick him out.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't ya never heard of conversation?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[sighs]'' Fine. How's it goin'?
-{{qf|Grampa}} Terrible -- I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Terrible—I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!
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 {{qf|[[Walther Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Walther Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} At some point I think we should see a doctor.
-{{qf|Bart}} No, it's cool -- it's like we've got our own monster!
+{{qf|Bart}} No, it's cool—it's like we've got our own monster!
 {{qf|Homer}} Your grandfather is not a monster. Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.
 {{qf|Grampa}} Sounds good!

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 {{qf|Grampa}} Terrible -- I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!
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-{{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Walter Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
+{{qf|[[Walther Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Walther Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
 {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I was wonderin' when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Not so fast, Fritz! Before you waltz off with my Grampa grease, I wanna know, what did you do during the war?
-{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} [[World War Two]]? I wasn't born yet.
+{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} [[World War Two]]? I wasn't born yet.
 {{qf|Grampa}} Funny how many Germans say that these days.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mister Wonka.
-{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} I am not Willy Wonka!
+{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} I am not Willy Wonka!
 {{qf|Bart}} No, no. You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy!
-{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.
+{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} At some point I think we should see a doctor.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} So I guess the lesson here is...
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group.
-{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory, never try to drink from the river. The tube! My God! Every night I see the tube!
+{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory, never try to drink from the river. The tube! My God! Every night I see the tube!
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Terrible -- I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!
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-{{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Wather Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
+{{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Walter Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
 {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I was wonderin' when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Angry Dad: The Movie|A Midsummer's Nice Dreams}}
-{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I wet my arm-pants.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh my God! The legends are true
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-{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Lisa, we have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.
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-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I got a right to be cranky! The food stinks and the TV's only got one channel!
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-{{qf|Grampa}} Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That doesn't seem fair -- they won't let him escape, then they kick him out.
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-{{qf|Grampa}} ''[Giving money to Bart]'' Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't ya never heard of conversation?
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[Excited]'' To the antique store!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[sighs]'' Fine. How's it goin'?
-{{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Lisa]'' Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?
+{{qf|Grampa}} Terrible -- I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!
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-{{qf|Grampa}} Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!
+{{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Wather Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
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-{{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Not so fast, Fritz! Before you waltz off with my Grampa grease, I wanna know, what did you do during the war?
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[Noticing that the women are nearly identical]'' Cool! Are they robots?
+{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} [[World War Two]]? I wasn't born yet.
-{{qf|Woman}} No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Funny how many Germans say that these days.
-{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} I scoop them up by the sorority.
+----
-:''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mister Wonka.
-{{qf|Nerd}} Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
+{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} I am not Willy Wonka!
-{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} Uh, drop them in research.
+{{qf|Bart}} No, no. You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy!
-{{qf|Nerd}} Nice.
+{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.
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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Angry Dad: The Movie|A Midsummer's Nice Dreams}}
-:'''[[Ralph]]''' I wet my arm-pants.
+----
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 :'''[[Otto]]:''' Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''.
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-:'''[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]''':These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
+:'''[[Grampa Simpson]]:''' Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!
+----
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[Noticing that the women are nearly identical]'' Cool! Are they robots?
 :'''Woman:''' No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
 :'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' I scoop them up by the sorority.
 :''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]''
 :'''Nerd:''' Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
 :'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' Uh, drop them in research.
 :'''Nerd:''' Nice.
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-'''[[Ralph]]''': I wet my arm-pants.
+:'''[[Ralph]]''' I wet my arm-pants.
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-'''[[Otto]]''': Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''.
+:'''[[Otto]]:''' Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''.
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+----
-'''[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]''':These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is perscribed.
+:'''[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]''':These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
-'''[[Bart]]''':(Noticing that the women are nearly identical) Cool! Are they robots?
-'''Woman''': No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
+:'''Woman:''' No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
-'''Walter Hotenhoffer''': I scoop them up by the sorority.
+:'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' I scoop them up by the sorority.
-(A nerd in a building discovers where he is)
+:''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]''
-'''Nerd''': Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
+:'''Nerd:''' Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
-'''Walter Hotenhoffer''': Uh, drop them in research.
+:'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' Uh, drop them in research.
-'''Nerd''': Nice.
+:'''Nerd:''' Nice.
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