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'''Announcer:''' "''From a shaolin monastery in darkest Transylvania, come helpful hell spawn! With homicidal honor, they rampage for peace! Ki-ya!''"

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 {{qf|Homer}} Four lucky numbers for four best friends.
-{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, I always go with three -- the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, "Hunger Games'd", in the womb.
+{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, I always go with three—the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, "Hunger Games'd", in the womb.
 {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Nineteen for me! And for the best year of my life: nineteen ninety-six.
 {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} My number's twenty-two. No reason. Just twenty-two.
 {{qf|Homer}} And I'm sixty-nine, because people always laugh when you say sixty-nine. No one knows why.
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-{{qf|Homer}} To the best feeling in the world -- money.
+{{qf|Homer}} To the best feeling in the world—money.
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 {{qf|Homer}} The power of friendship is so amazing, I don't feel at all suspicious of Carl.
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 {{qf|Lenny}} I bet he flew to [[Quebec]] to bring us back authentic French Canadian sugar pie. Oh, I can taste it already. "Mmm, thanks for the sugar pie, Carl."
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-{{qf|Moe}} I had plans for that money too -- I was gonna be one of those guys who's really into hot sauce! Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas, bolo tie with a little chili pepper on it...
+{{qf|Moe}} I had plans for that money too—I was gonna be one of those guys who's really into hot sauce! Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas, bolo tie with a little chili pepper on it...
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 {{qf|Lisa}} The [[Strokkur Geysir|geyser]]'s one of the most famous natural wonders in... [[Iceland]]. I guess that's where Carl's from.
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 {{qf|Icelander}} This saga tells of how Carl Carlson's family were the watchmen of the coast, always keeping an eye out for invading hordes. Iceland's safety depended on their vigilance. But the Carlsons failed in their duty. The enemy invaded, laying waste to our lava fields, burning our sweaters, and feasting upon our tiny horses.
-{{qf|Moe}} Apparently screwing over your friends is in Carl's blood -- his adopted blood.
+{{qf|Moe}} Apparently screwing over your friends is in Carl's blood—his adopted blood.
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 {{qf|Carl}} Friends share their feelings, their hopes, their dreams! Friends know their friends are from Iceland! We are just guys who sit next to each other at a bar and talk about guy stuff.

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+{{qf|Announcer}} From a Shaolin monastery in Transylvania come helpful hell-spawn! With homicidal honor they rampage for peace! Ki-Ya!
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