The Right Duff - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Right Duff
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Homer vs the 18th Amendment}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Howard K. Duff]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Right Duff''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Homer vs the 18th Amendment}} content update. It requires [[Howard K. Duff]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I've done a mediocre job that resulted in massive layoffs. Time for my bonus.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe I'll see if they can add another corner to my corner office.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Or, better yet, a day at the spa. With clean pores, who needs a clean conscience?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Howard K. Duff Spend the Day at the Spa|8 hours|the [[Exclusive Resort]], [[Health Spa]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Spa}}
{{TB|Exfoliating mask… hot rocks… pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for?}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Spa}}
{{TB|Every day, I thank my Grand Pa-Pa for changing our name from Duffledump to Duff at [[Ellis Island]].}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Spa}}
{{TB|Since I got my job at Duff, no one knew I wasn't related to the family, so I just kept getting promoted.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Spa}}
{{TB|But I earned all those unearned promotions. Having a coincidental last name isn't easy, after all.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Vacation was fun and all but now it's time to plug back into the old stock market.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Our stock is down?! Why didn't anyone warn me so I could offload some stock before?}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Because your Duff is not up to snuff! Oh yeah.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary…*GASP* They discovered I'm not a real Duff.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Who told?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|As a subcontractor for ‘Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Your pedicurist heard you muttering to yourself and tweeted about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>#</nowiki>DuffGate is trending, Sir. The think pieces are flooding in and the Russian trolls have already co-opted it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Howard K. Duff Take Crash Course in Social Media|4 hours|the [[Duff Stadium]], [[Marketing Agency]], or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This was all started by one pedicurist? How can corporations squash the competition if one person can yield so much power?}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage…}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
{{TB|I need a young person, a lawyer, and a better writer to figure out a punch line for this joke!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Howard K. Duff Save His Job|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|This is ridiculous. Don't you remember your Business School Shakespeare: a rose by any other name would cost as much.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|I refuse to resign! If you kowtow to this outrage, what's next? The workers use social media to demand a living wage? It's a slippery slope!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There's no way that I'm resigning. Duffledumps don't quit!}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I just need to change the narrative. Get my fans to rally around the classic underdog narrative of a CEO not getting his way.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
{{TB|I think I know just the way…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Howard K. Duff Use Social Media to His Advantage|4 hours|the [[Duff Stadium]], [[Marketing Agency]], or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Guys! Howard Duff says he's being forced to resign because he lied about his identity for years.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Is that really so awful? It's often more complicated than that. Let's listen to his side of the argument.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|He says if he's fired they'll send the company overseas.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|NO! I can't drink imported beer. I hated that Düff Moe sold me. It tasted like socialism.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Profits are up, the board asked me to stay, and I'm now a meme apparently. Take that, Grumpy C. Catsworth – CEO of CatSip, the beer for cats.}}
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What a successful twenty-four hours. I think I'll go on another vacation.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Homer vs the 18th Amendment}}
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 |name = The Right Duff
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Homer vs the 18th Amendment}}
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 |characters = [[Howard K. Duff]]
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Howard K. Duff Spend the Day at the Spa|8 hours|the [[Exclusive Resort]], [[Health Spa]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Spa}}
-{{TB|Exfoliating mask… hot rocks… pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for?}}
+{{TB|Exfoliating mask... hot rocks... pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for?}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Spa}}
 {{TB|Every day, I thank my Grand Pa-Pa for changing our name from Duffledump to Duff at [[Ellis Island]].}}
@@ Line 47: / Line 47: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary…*GASP* They discovered I'm not a real Duff.}}
+{{TB|Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary...{{*}}GASP{{*}} They discovered I'm not a real Duff.}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Who told?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
-{{TB|As a subcontractor for ‘Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you.}}
+{{TB|As a subcontractor for 'Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
 {{TB|Your pedicurist heard you muttering to yourself and tweeted about it.}}
@@ Line 66: / Line 66: @@
 {{TB|This was all started by one pedicurist? How can corporations squash the competition if one person can yield so much power?}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage…}}
+{{TB|Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage...}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
 {{TB|I need a young person, a lawyer, and a better writer to figure out a punch line for this joke!}}
@@ Line 85: / Line 85: @@
 {{TB|I just need to change the narrative. Get my fans to rally around the classic underdog narrative of a CEO not getting his way.}}
 {{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon}}
-{{TB|I think I know just the way…}}
+{{TB|I think I know just the way...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Howard K. Duff Use Social Media to His Advantage|4 hours|the [[Duff Stadium]], [[Marketing Agency]], or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}