The Retired Homer's Home - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 15:08, May 4, 2025

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Retired Homer's Home |image = |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}} |requirements = |characters = Retired Homer, Empty-..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Retired Homer's Home
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Retired Homer]], [[Empty-Nest Marge]]
|optional = [[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Retired Homer's Home''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}} content update. It requires [[Retired Homer]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What am I supposed to do, hang out with my {{*}}shudders{{*}} family?}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don’t you do something with them?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I could use a drink…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Now I’m bored of building bottle rocket ships…}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, you promised me you’d take me on a trip someday.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That’s a good idea, I’ll call our travel agent!}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh, Homer, he’s dead.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Really? Well that’s okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole|24 hours|the [[South Pole]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The South Pole? Really?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
{{TB|He’s right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it’s only two hundred percent hotter.}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You’re still a teenager?!}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
{{TB|I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, what’s wrong now?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Nothing… I was just hoping I’d run into Santa down here…}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That’s the North Pole.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh Marge, you don’t believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.}}
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You know, your father always seemed…content before we froze him.}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I wonder what his secret was?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him|4 hours|[[Cryo Stasis Memorial]], [[Springfield Cemetery]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? Where? Who am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wait until you can’t remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I’m useless!}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?}}
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|GRAMPA!}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Maybe I can still be useful!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let’s go.}}
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!}}
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Holidays of Future Past}}
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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Retired Homer's Home
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Retired Homer Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}}
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 |characters = [[Retired Homer]], [[Empty-Nest Marge]]
 |optional = [[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|What am I supposed to do, hang out with my {{*}}shudders{{*}} family?}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don’t you do something with them?}}
+{{TB|Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don't you do something with them?}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??}}
@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TB|Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I could use a drink…}}
+{{TB|I could use a drink...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Now I’m bored of building bottle rocket ships…}}
+{{TB|Now I'm bored of building bottle rocket ships...}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Well, you promised me you’d take me on a trip someday.}}
+{{TB|Well, you promised me you'd take me on a trip someday.}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|That’s a good idea, I’ll call our travel agent!}}
+{{TB|That's a good idea, I'll call our travel agent!}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Uh, Homer, he’s dead.}}
+{{TB|Uh, Homer, he's dead.}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Really? Well that’s okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well…}}
+{{TB|Really? Well that's okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole|24 hours|the [[South Pole]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 {{TB|We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
-{{TB|He’s right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it’s only two hundred percent hotter.}}
+{{TB|He's right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it's only two hundred percent hotter.}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|You’re still a teenager?!}}
+{{TB|You're still a teenager?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
 {{TB|I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.}}
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Homer, what’s wrong now?}}
+{{TB|Homer, what's wrong now?}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Nothing… I was just hoping I’d run into Santa down here…}}
+{{TB|Nothing... I was just hoping I'd run into Santa down here...}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|That’s the North Pole.}}
+{{TB|That's the North Pole.}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Oh Marge, you don’t believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.}}
+{{TB|Oh Marge, you don't believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|You know, your father always seemed…content before we froze him.}}
+{{TB|You know, your father always seemed...content before we froze him.}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|I wonder what his secret was?}}
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{TB|Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Wait until you can’t remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!}}
+{{TB|Wait until you can't remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 94: / Line 94: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I’m useless!}}
+{{TB|Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I'm useless!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?}}
@@ Line 103: / Line 103: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let’s go.}}
+{{TB|Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let's go.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!}}

The Retired Homer's Home - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 15:08, May 4, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (17), … → ... (6), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Retired Homer's Home |image = |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Holidays of Future Past}} |requirements = |characters = Retired Homer, Empty-..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (17), … → ... (6), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (2)