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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = The Quest for Ire<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 15<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Better Late Than Forever}}<br />
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}<br />
|characters = [[Cavewoman Marge]]<br />
|optional = [[Caveman Homer]]<br />
|internal = TheQuestForIre<br />
|id = 276011 - 276014<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
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'''The Quest for Ire''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Better Late Than Forever}} content update. It requires [[Cavewoman Marge]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I have to say, your father is right about the cave lifestyle. It's very relaxing! I don't even have to wash dishes anymore.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|We just use rocks.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}<br />
{{TB|How is that working out for you?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Messy Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Honestly, not great. I haven't found any flat rocks.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Caveman Homer hungry! Cavewoman Marge cook!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Cavewoman Marge doesn't have anything to cook. Because a certain caveman hasn't caught anything.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Cavewoman Lovejoy had an entire megalodon for dinner last night.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|It's harder than it looks! I didn't know animals move around!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|I'll get my spear.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cavewoman Marge Complain About Lack of Food|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Caveman Homer Go Hunting|4 hours|char=[[Caveman Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|How did the hunting go?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Scratched Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Great! I speared so many animals!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That's great! Did you bring them home?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Scratched D'oh}}<br />
{{TB|D'OH!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|C'mon, Marge! Can't you use rocks to grow…what's that stuff called that you and Lisa eat that's not meat?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Vegetables?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Who?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|So you just want me to reinvent agriculture so you don't have to work or hunt?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Agri—no! I just want you to sow, irrigate, weed, harvest, and store crops!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cavewoman Marge Grow Prehistoric Crops|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So you couldn't grow prehistoric crops from rocks. That's okay, sweetie! Everyone makes mistakes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I don't see you trying to help.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I am helping! By telling you how you're failing.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|WHAT?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Forget it! I only went along with this stupid cave thing because I thought it would give us more time to "snuggle".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Grossed Out}}<br />
{{TB|Ew!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Cringe}}<br />
{{TB|But then you stopped shaving your legs. Last night I thought a lemur crawled into bed with me. {{*}}shudder{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You stopped shaving too!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Manscaping with rocks is NOT comfortable!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, but I'm still supposed to do it, is that it?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|We've come to the point in the conversation where I should just shut up now, haven't we?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, Dad, we're way past that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|It's time for me to strike a blow for cavewomen everywhere!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|But we're all out of wooden clubs.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I meant metaphorically!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cavewoman Marge Protest the Cave Patriarchy|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Great work, Mom! You can tear down the patriarchy before the concept of it was even invented!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}<br />
{{TB|You know that Mom and Dad putting on loincloths doesn't actually change the course of humanity, right?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Smug}}<br />
{{TB|Fighting the Man is fighting the Man, even if the "Man" is an Australopithecus.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry, Marge. I got a little carried away with the whole caveman thing. Can we just go back to the cave and cuddle?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I've got an idea of something I want you to try…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Sly}}<br />
{{TB|Oooh, this sounds HOT.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Sly}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, the cave will be on fire by the time we're through.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cavewoman Marge Make Homer Cook His Own Supper|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Caveman Homer Set the Cave on Fire|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Caveman Homer]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|When I said "the cave will be on fire", I didn't mean literally!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Scorched Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I'm sorry, Marge. I didn't realize that a huge, blazing fire could lead to stuff getting burnt!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cavewoman Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Eh, I had an inkling this might happen. That's why I let you try cooking in a cave instead of our real home.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Better Late Than Forever}}<br />
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