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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': ...the new pyramid discovery is said to be the biggest archeologial find of the century, or as I like to say "It's very "monnument-al"
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow! A whole undiscovered pyramid! Will the wonders of this wrold ever cease
:'''[[Bart]]''': This just in... Lisa Simpson is a total dork!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart! Get out of the way... this i history in the making! It must have been amazing to be a pharaoh! Everyone listened to you, no bratty brothers to deal with... I whould make a great leader of a utopian society. I just know it! [SIGH!] I can almost see it now...
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:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': I must ay i was honored when you insisted on building a statue in my likeness, but... ...I whould never want any of you to suffer for even a second. So I found a volunteer eager to show his allegiance. Thanks to his toil and effort, I present... ...me!
:'''Egypt [[Nelson]]''': Put your back into it, dingus!
:'''Egypt [[Bart]]''': Erf! Volunteer? I'm no volunteer!
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:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': Our way of life shall ring through the ages! But first, you must take one final step of accepting your own inner strength! The universe dosen't control you! Make your life exactly as you desire! YOu have all the power!
:'''Sound''': KER-RASH!
:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': [GULP!] Um... maybe not all the power.
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:'''Egypt [[Ned]]''': I whould arn everyone about worshipping false gods, but I can't keep all these dang-diddly deities straight!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow! What an intense daydream! Daydreams... the only place logic does not reign supreme. Glad nothing like that could actually happen in the real world! "Besides, I'm not sure I could handle that kind of immortality!"
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': ...the new pyramid discovery is said to be the biggest archeologial find of the century, or as I like to say, "It's very "monnument-al".
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...the new pyramid discovery is said to be the biggest archeologial find of the century, or as I like to say, "It's very "monnument-al".
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow! A whole undiscovered pyramid! Will the wonders of this world ever cease?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow! A whole undiscovered pyramid! Will the wonders of this world ever cease?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': This just in... Lisa Simpson is a total dork!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} This just in... Lisa Simpson is a total dork!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart! Get out of the way... this is history in the making! It must have been amazing to be a pharaoh! Everyone listened to you, no bratty brothers to deal with... I would make a great leader of a utopian society. I just know it! [SIGH!] I can almost see it now...
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart! Get out of the way... this is history in the making! It must have been amazing to be a pharaoh! Everyone listened to you, no bratty brothers to deal with... I would make a great leader of a utopian society. I just know it! [SIGH!] I can almost see it now...
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-:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': I must say I was honored when you insisted on building a statue in my likeness, but... ...I whould never want any of you to suffer for even a second. So I found a volunteer eager to show his allegiance. Thanks to his toil and effort, I present... ...me!
+{{qf|[[Queen Lisa]]}} I must say I was honored when you insisted on building a statue in my likeness, but... ...I whould never want any of you to suffer for even a second. So I found a volunteer eager to show his allegiance. Thanks to his toil and effort, I present... ...me!
-:'''Egyptian [[Nelson]]''': Put your back into it, dingus!
+{{qf|Egyptian [[Nelson]]}} Put your back into it, dingus!
-:'''Egyptian [[Bart]]''': Erf!  Volunteer? I'm no volunteer!
+{{qf|Egyptian Bart}} Erf! Volunteer? I'm no volunteer!
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-:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': Our way of life shall ring through the ages! But first, you must take one final step of accepting your own inner strength! The universe dosen't control you! Make your life exactly as you desire! YOu have all the power!
+{{qf|Queen Lisa}} Our way of life shall ring through the ages! But first, you must take one final step of accepting your own inner strength! The universe doesn't control you! Make your life exactly as you desire! YOu have all the power!
-:'''Sound''': KER-RASH!
+{{qf|Sound}} KER-RASH!
-:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': [GULP!] Um... maybe not all the power.
+{{qf|Queen Lisa}} [GULP!] Um... maybe not all the power.
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-:'''Egyptian [[Ned]]''': I whould arn everyone about worshipping false gods, but I can't keep all these dang-diddly deities straight!
+{{qf|Egyptian [[Ned]]}} I whould arn everyone about worshipping false gods, but I can't keep all these dang-diddly deities straight!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wow! What an intense daydream! Daydreams... the only place logic does not reign supreme. Glad nothing like that could actually happen in the real world! "Besides, I'm not sure I could handle that kind of immortality!"
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow! What an intense daydream! Daydreams... the only place logic does not reign supreme. Glad nothing like that could actually happen in the real world! "Besides, I'm not sure I could handle that kind of immortality!"
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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart! Get out of the way... this i history in the making! It must have been amazing to be a pharaoh! Everyone listened to you, no bratty brothers to deal with... I whould make a great leader of a utopian society. I just know it! [SIGH!] I can almost see it now...
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-:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': I must ay i was honored when you insisted on building a statue in my likeness, but... ...I whould never want any of you to suffer for even a second. So I found a volunteer eager to show his allegiance. Thanks to his toil and effort, I present... ...me!
+:'''[[Queen Lisa]]''': I must say i was honored when you insisted on building a statue in my likeness, but... ...I whould never want any of you to suffer for even a second. So I found a volunteer eager to show his allegiance. Thanks to his toil and effort, I present... ...me!
 :'''Egypt [[Nelson]]''': Put your back into it, dingus!
 :'''Egypt [[Bart]]''': Erf!  Volunteer? I'm no volunteer!