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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': I'm in! My mission - should I care to accept it - is to find and destory evil Lisa Simpson propganda. Must work fast... encylopedia - usless... saxo..."

2014-01-27T15:07:04Z

Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': I'm in! My mission - should I care to accept it - is to find and destory evil Lisa Simpson propganda. Must work fast... encylopedia - usless... saxo..."

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:'''[[Bart]]''': I'm in! My mission - should I care to accept it - is to find and destory evil Lisa Simpson propganda. Must work fast... encylopedia - usless... saxopone-annoying... Malibu Stacy dolls - disturbingy fun to play with when no one is looking... hold it, what's this?
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Woha... "Springfield Publishing Contest! allt entries pesonally evaluted by editor-in-chief Seymour Skinner..." Wow! What could be more himilating for Lisa than a rejection letter personally signed by principal Skinner? But maybe that's too cruel... Actually, I think this will stop just short of the crule. Where's that address?
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Hmmm... Lisa, it's your diary, so it's up to you do you wnat it published?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What -- and join the ranks of Isaak Dinesen and Beryl Markham? You bet!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]] & [[Lionel Hutz]]''': Yay!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': This is the happiest day of my life.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Wow -- did this plan backfire or what?
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Lisa, this diary is filled with insults, scandal and lies!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah! You say I eat too much and sometimes I have beer breath. Now, obviosuly no one would ever believe that! It's hearsay, I tells ya!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Actually, I was referring to the numerous references to affairs, fights, and particualary to the jewel heist in chapter 12.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': But, mom, I swear, I didn't write those parts. You've got to belvie me.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, then principal Skinner is going to have a hefty lawsuit on his hands.
:'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Did someone say, "law-suit"?
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:'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Your honor, Lisa Simpson is a charming, hard-working young girl... objection -- prejudical. Allow me to restate... ...Lisa Simpson is an unreprentant theif of my client's creativity! I object he's badgering my client. Back off, slim -- you're way out of your leage.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Excause me, your honor? I'd like to fire him.
:'''[[Female Judge]]''': Good move.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ...and replace him with my brother, Bart.
:'''[[Female Judge]]''': Not so smart. But I'll allow it.
:'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Thank you. That makes my job infinitely easier.

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 {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Your honor, Lisa Simpson is a charming, hard-working young girl... objection—prejudical. Allow me to restate... ...Lisa Simpson is an unreprentant thief of my client's creativity! I object he's badgering my client. Back off, slim—you're way out of your league.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Excause me, your honor? I'd like to fire him.
-{{qf|[[Female judge]]}} Good move.
+{{qf|[[Julie]]}} Good move.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ...and replace him with my brother, Bart.
-{{qf|Female judge}} Not so smart. But I'll allow it.
+{{qf|Julie}} Not so smart. But I'll allow it.
 {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Thank you. That makes my job infinitely easier.

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmmm... Lisa, it's your diary, so it's up to you do you want it published?
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What—and join the ranks of Isaak Dinesen and Beryl Markham? You bet!
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]] & [[Lionel Hutz]]}} Yay!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]] & [[Lionel Hutz]]}} Yay!
 {{qf|Lisa}} This is the happiest day of my life.
 {{qf|Bart}} Wow—did this plan backfire or what?
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 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, this diary is filled with insults, scandal and lies!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah! You say I eat too much and sometimes  I have beer breath. Now, obviously no one would ever believe that! It's hearsay, I tells ya!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah! You say I eat too much and sometimes I have beer breath. Now, obviously no one would ever believe that! It's hearsay, I tells ya!
 {{qf|Marge}} Actually, I was referring to the numerous references to affairs, fights, and particualary to the jewel heist in chapter 12.
 {{qf|Lisa}} But, mom, I swear, I didn't write those parts. You've got to belvie me.

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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm in! My mission - should I care to accept it - is to find and destory evil Lisa Simpson propganda. Must work fast... encylopedia - usless... saxopone-annoying... Malibu Stacy dolls - disturbingy fun to play with when no one is looking... hold it, what's this?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm in! My mission - should I care to accept it - is to find and destroy evil Lisa Simpson propganda. Must work fast... encyclopedia - usless... saxophone-annoying... Malibu Stacy dolls - disturbingy fun to play with when no one is looking... hold it, what's this?
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 {{qf|Bart}} Woha... "Springfield Publishing Contest! allt entries pesonally evaluted by editor-in-chief Seymour Skinner..." Wow! What could be more himilating for Lisa than a rejection letter personally signed by principal Skinner? But maybe that's too cruel... Actually, I think this will stop just short of the crule. Where's that address?
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmmm... Lisa, it's your diary, so it's up to you do you wnat it published?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hmmm... Lisa, it's your diary, so it's up to you do you want it published?
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What -- and join the ranks of Isaak Dinesen and Beryl Markham? You bet!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What—and join the ranks of Isaak Dinesen and Beryl Markham? You bet!
 {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]] & [[Lionel Hutz]]}} Yay!
 {{qf|Lisa}} This is the happiest day of my life.
-{{qf|Bart}} Wow -- did this plan backfire or what?
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow—did this plan backfire or what?
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 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, this diary is filled with insults, scandal and lies!
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah! You say I eat too much and sometimes  I have beer breath. Now, obviosuly no one would ever believe that! It's hearsay, I tells ya!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah! You say I eat too much and sometimes  I have beer breath. Now, obviously no one would ever believe that! It's hearsay, I tells ya!
 {{qf|Marge}} Actually, I was referring to the numerous references to affairs, fights, and particualary to the jewel heist in chapter 12.
 {{qf|Lisa}} But, mom, I swear, I didn't write those parts. You've got to belvie me.
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 {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Did someone say, "law-suit"?
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-{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Your honor, Lisa Simpson is a charming, hard-working young girl... objection -- prejudical. Allow me to restate... ...Lisa Simpson is an unreprentant theif of my client's creativity! I object he's badgering my client. Back off, slim -- you're way out of your leage.
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Your honor, Lisa Simpson is a charming, hard-working young girl... objection—prejudical. Allow me to restate... ...Lisa Simpson is an unreprentant thief of my client's creativity! I object he's badgering my client. Back off, slim—you're way out of your league.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Excause me, your honor? I'd like to fire him.
 {{qf|[[Female judge]]}} Good move.

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