The Principal of the Thing/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': So long, children!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': W-wow, Bart, with Shinner gone you've lost your mortal enemey.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sideshow Bob's an enemy. Skinner was more of a nemesis.
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Special wedgie delivery for the dorkus brothers!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aaargh!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Gah!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': And... [GROAN]... what's Nelson?
:'''[[Bart]]''': A paint in the butt.
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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Principal Simpson, we're out of chalk and need to requsition more. I've tried carving out the lessons with this knife, but now the board is full.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Can't talk gorging on fish sticks!
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Dude, if your dad dies, do you become principal?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Y'know, I never thought of that.
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:'''[[Carl]]''': This was a great idea, making a life-sized model of Homer out of butter!
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Mmm... I can't belive it's not Homer!
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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Here's a cake my mom made, Principal Lisa's daddy.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Thanks. That means extra credit for you!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': What?
:'''[[Homer]]''': And now with our new "snacks for grades" program, even [MUNCH] The slower kids'll have a head start on [GULP] Harvard!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I... i....
:'''[[Homer]]''': And you know the "junior achievers" program?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Of course, It's a forum where successful people talk about their jobs with the students.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah. Well, we couldn't get anyone successful. So now we have... "Junior Underahivers!" We get people to talk about how they screwed up their lives!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Yo, Lis, why weren't you in school today?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I had to mow the lawn and clean the garage for extra credit. My G.P.A. has gone triple platinum, but it just doesn't seem right.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Then tell Homer "no" next time.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': And turn down good grades?

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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': So long, children!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} So long, children!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': W-wow, Bart, with Shinner gone you've lost your mortal enemey.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} W-wow, Bart, with Shinner gone you've lost your mortal enemey.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Sideshow Bob's an enemy. Skinner was more of a nemesis.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Sideshow Bob's an enemy. Skinner was more of a nemesis.
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Special wedgie delivery for the dorkus brothers!
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Special wedgie delivery for the dorkus brothers!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Aaargh!
+{{qf|Bart}} Aaargh!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Gah!
+{{qf|Bart}} Gah!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': And... [GROAN]... what's Nelson?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} And... [GROAN]... what's Nelson?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': A paint in the butt.
+{{qf|Bart}} A paint in the butt.
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-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Principal Simpson, we're out of chalk and need to requsition more. I've tried carving out the lessons with this knife, but now the board is full.
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Principal Simpson, we're out of chalk and need to requsition more. I've tried carving out the lessons with this knife, but now the board is full.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Can't talk gorging on fish sticks!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can't talk gorging on fish sticks!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Dude, if your dad dies, do you become principal?
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Dude, if your dad dies, do you become principal?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Y'know, I never thought of that.
+{{qf|Bart}} Y'know, I never thought of that.
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-:'''[[Carl]]''': This was a great idea, making a life-sized model of Homer out of butter!
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} This was a great idea, making a life-sized model of Homer out of butter!
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Mmm... I can't belive it's not Homer!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Mmm... I can't belive it's not Homer!
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Here's a cake my mom made, Principal Lisa's daddy.
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Here's a cake my mom made, Principal Lisa's daddy.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Thanks. That means extra credit for you!
+{{qf|Homer}} Thanks. That means extra credit for you!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': What?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} What?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And now with our new "snacks for grades" program, even [MUNCH] The slower kids'll have a head start on [GULP] Harvard!
+{{qf|Homer}} And now with our new "snacks for grades" program, even [MUNCH] The slower kids'll have a head start on [GULP] Harvard!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I... i....
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I... i....
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And you know the "junior achievers" program?
+{{qf|Homer}} And you know the "junior achievers" program?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Of course, It's a forum where successful people talk about their jobs with the students.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Of course, It's a forum where successful people talk about their jobs with the students.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah. Well, we couldn't get anyone successful. So now we have... "Junior Underahivers!" We get people to talk about how they screwed up their lives!
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah. Well, we couldn't get anyone successful. So now we have... "Junior Underahivers!" We get people to talk about how they screwed up their lives!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yo, Lis, why weren't you in school today?
+{{qf|Bart}} Yo, Lis, why weren't you in school today?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I had to mow the lawn and clean the garage for extra credit. My G.P.A. has gone triple platinum, but it just doesn't seem right.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I had to mow the lawn and clean the garage for extra credit. My G.P.A. has gone triple platinum, but it just doesn't seem right.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Then tell Homer "no" next time.
+{{qf|Bart}} Then tell Homer "no" next time.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': And turn down good grades?
+{{qf|Lisa}} And turn down good grades?
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