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 :''[Bart laughs]''
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-{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} The judge offered me a choice — jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a {{w|Vietnam War|war going on}}, I probably would have apologized.
+{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} The judge offered me a choice — jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a {{W|Vietnam War|war going on}}, I probably would have apologized.
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 {{qf|Chalmers}} Armin Tamzarian's reign of terror is over! Now let us welcome our new principal Skinner... principal Seymour Skinner!... ''[audience is confused. He points to {{ap|Seymour Skinner|The Principal and the Pauper|Sgt. Skinner}}]'' Uh, him.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Okay, once more. Where are we going?
-{{qf|[[Edna]]}} To [[Capital City]].
+{{qf|Edna}} To [[Capital City]].
 {{qf|Homer}} And why are you and the old lady in the car?
 {{qf|Agnes}} We're gonna talk [[Seymour Skinner|Armin Tamzarian]] into coming back.

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 {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Oh, Superintendent Chalmers! Can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavored Bevering?
-{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Yeah, I take it gray with Cremium. But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement. In honor of Seymour's twentieth year as principal, we've decided to hold a surprise tribute Friday night.
+{{qf|[[Chalmers]]}} Yeah, I take it gray with Cremium. But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement. In honor of Seymour's twentieth year as principal, we've decided to hold a surprise tribute Friday night.
-{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]}} It's my twentieth year, too.
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} It's my twentieth year, too.
 {{qf|Chalmers}} ''[rolling his eyes]'' The teachers' lounge is for teachers, Willie.
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@@ Line 11: / Line 11: @@
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ...so, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner enlisted and shipped out to Vietnam where he rose to become platoon sergeant. Ralph?
-{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]}} Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Lisa?
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Lisa?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Sergeant Skinner was a hero. He risked capture many times behind enemy lines.
 {{qf|Ralph}} Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.
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 {{qf|Ralph}} When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[in his mind, after Skinner says he's a fraud]'': Keep looking shocked... and move slowly towards the cake.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[in his mind, after Skinner says he's a fraud]'' Keep looking shocked... and move slowly towards the cake.
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-{{qf|Edna}} Is this the line for people who want to badmouth Sergeant Skinner?
+{{qf|[[Edna]]}} Is this the line for people who want to badmouth Sergeant Skinner?
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} And have 10 items or less.
 {{qf|Edna}} ''[tossing out items]'' 12, 11, 10, the man's a weenie!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Look, lady, obviously you have at least one son.
 {{qf|Agnes}} No! I have one stranger and one fraud!
-{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} My real name is... Armin Tamzarian!
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]/Armin}} My real name is... Armin Tamzarian!
 :''[Bart laughs]''
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-{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} The judge offered me a choice — jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|war going on]], I probably would have apologized.
+{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} The judge offered me a choice — jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a {{w|Vietnam War|war going on}}, I probably would have apologized.
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-{{qf|Chalmers}} Armin Tamzarian's reign of terror is over! Now let us welcome our new principal Skinner... principal Seymour Skinner!... ''[audience is confused. He points to [[Seymour Skinner|Sgt. Skinner]]]'' Uh, him.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Armin Tamzarian's reign of terror is over! Now let us welcome our new principal Skinner... principal Seymour Skinner!... ''[audience is confused. He points to {{ap|Seymour Skinner|The Principal and the Pauper|Sgt. Skinner}}]'' Uh, him.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Okay, once more. Where are we going?
-{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel|Edna]]}} To Capital City.
+{{qf|[[Edna]]}} To [[Capital City]].
 {{qf|Homer}} And why are you and the old lady in the car?
 {{qf|Agnes}} We're gonna talk [[Seymour Skinner|Armin Tamzarian]] into coming back.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Because the streets of Capital City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
 {{qf|Homer}} Why are the kids here?
-{{qf|Marge}} Because we couldn't find [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]] to sit for them.
+{{qf|Marge}} Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
 {{qf|Homer}} And why is Grandpa here?
-{{qf|Abe}} Because [[Jasper Beardsley|Jasper]] didn't want to come by himself!
+{{qf|[[Abe]]}} Because [[Jasper]] didn't want to come by himself!
-:''[Jasper looks at Abe]''
+:''[Jasper looks at Abe.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Fair enough.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Not if they were called Scumdrops.
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-{{qf|Skinner}} Why are we stopping at my school, Mother?  What does it say on that sign?
+{{qf|Skinner}} Why are we stopping at my school, Mother? What does it say on that sign?
-{{qf|Agnes}} (smacks him) I don't like your tone!
+{{qf|Agnes}} ''[smacks him]'' I don't like your tone!
 {{Season 9|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Principal and the Pauper/Quotes}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson|Lisa's Sax}}
-:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]''': Oh, Superintendent Chalmers! Can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavored Bevering?
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Oh, Superintendent Chalmers! Can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavored Bevering?
-:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''': Yeah, I take it gray with Cremium. But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement. In honor of Seymour's twentieth year as principal, we've decided to hold a surprise tribute Friday night.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Yeah, I take it gray with Cremium. But first, before Skinner shows up, I have a secret announcement. In honor of Seymour's twentieth year as principal, we've decided to hold a surprise tribute Friday night.
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]:''' It's my twentieth year, too.
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]}} It's my twentieth year, too.
-:'''Chalmers:''' ''[rolling his eyes]'' The teachers' lounge is for teachers, Willie.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} ''[rolling his eyes]'' The teachers' lounge is for teachers, Willie.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ralph and I could do the report together.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ralph and I could do the report together.
-:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': Your funeral.
+{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Your funeral.
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-:'''Lisa:''' ...so, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner enlisted and shipped out to Vietnam where he rose to become platoon sergeant. Ralph?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ...so, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner enlisted and shipped out to Vietnam where he rose to become platoon sergeant. Ralph?
-:'''[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]''': Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Lisa?
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]}} Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. Lisa?
-:'''Lisa:''' Sergeant Skinner was a hero. He risked capture many times behind enemy lines.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Sergeant Skinner was a hero. He risked capture many times behind enemy lines.
-:'''Ralph:''' Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.
+{{qf|Ralph}} Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.
-:'''Lisa:''' And he survived to make it back to Springfield, where he became the fine educator we salute tonight.
+{{qf|Lisa}} And he survived to make it back to Springfield, where he became the fine educator we salute tonight.
-:'''Ralph:''' When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner.
+{{qf|Ralph}} When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[in his mind, after Skinner says he's a fraud]'': Keep looking shocked... and move slowly towards the cake.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[in his mind, after Skinner says he's a fraud]'': Keep looking shocked... and move slowly towards the cake.
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-:'''Edna''': Is this the line for people who want to badmouth Sergeant Skinner?
+{{qf|Edna}} Is this the line for people who want to badmouth Sergeant Skinner?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': And have 10 items or less.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} And have 10 items or less.
-:'''Edna''': ''[tossing out items]'' 12, 11, 10, the man's a weenie!
+{{qf|Edna}} ''[tossing out items]'' 12, 11, 10, the man's a weenie!
 ----
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': I have no son!
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I have no son!
-:'''Homer''': Look, lady, obviously you have at least one son.
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, lady, obviously you have at least one son.
-:'''Agnes''': No! I have one stranger and one fraud!
+{{qf|Agnes}} No! I have one stranger and one fraud!
-:'''Skinner/Armin:''' My real name is... Armin Tamzarian!
+{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} My real name is... Armin Tamzarian!
 :''[Bart laughs]''
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-:'''Skinner/Armin:''' The judge offered me a choice — jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|war going on]], I probably would have apologized.
+{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} The judge offered me a choice — jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and old lady. Of course, if I knew there was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|war going on]], I probably would have apologized.
 ----
-:'''Chalmers''': Armin Tamzarian's reign of terror is over! Now let us welcome our new principal Skinner... principal Seymour Skinner!... ''[audience is confused. He points to [[Seymour Skinner|Sgt. Skinner]]]'' Uh, him.
+{{qf|Chalmers}} Armin Tamzarian's reign of terror is over! Now let us welcome our new principal Skinner... principal Seymour Skinner!... ''[audience is confused. He points to [[Seymour Skinner|Sgt. Skinner]]]'' Uh, him.
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-:'''Homer''': Okay, once more. Where are we going?
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, once more. Where are we going?
-:'''[[Edna Krabappel|Edna]]''': To Capital City.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel|Edna]]}} To Capital City.
-:'''Homer''': And why are you and the old lady in the car?
+{{qf|Homer}} And why are you and the old lady in the car?
-:'''Agnes''': We're gonna talk [[Seymour Skinner|Armin Tamzarian]] into coming back.
+{{qf|Agnes}} We're gonna talk [[Seymour Skinner|Armin Tamzarian]] into coming back.
-:'''Homer''': And why is Marge here?
+{{qf|Homer}} And why is Marge here?
-:'''Marge''': I came up with the idea.
+{{qf|Marge}} I came up with the idea.
-:'''Homer''': And why am ''I'' here?
+{{qf|Homer}} And why am ''I'' here?
-:'''Marge''': Because the streets of Capital City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
+{{qf|Marge}} Because the streets of Capital City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
-:'''Homer''': Why are the kids here?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why are the kids here?
-:'''Marge''': Because we couldn't find [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]] to sit for them.
+{{qf|Marge}} Because we couldn't find [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]] to sit for them.
-:'''Homer''': And why is Grandpa here?
+{{qf|Homer}} And why is Grandpa here?
-:'''Abe''': Because [[Jasper Beardsley|Jasper]] didn't want to come by himself!
+{{qf|Abe}} Because [[Jasper Beardsley|Jasper]] didn't want to come by himself!
 :''[Jasper looks at Abe]''
-:'''Homer''': Fair enough.
+{{qf|Homer}} Fair enough.
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-:'''Skinner/Armin:''' From now on, you'll see a new Seymour Skinner!
+{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} From now on, you'll see a new Seymour Skinner!
-:'''Agnes:''' Oh, no; we won't!
+{{qf|Agnes}} Oh, no; we won't!
-:'''Skinner/Armin:''' Yes, Mother.
+{{qf|Skinner/Armin}} Yes, Mother.
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-:'''Lisa:''' A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
+{{qf|Lisa}} A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
-:'''Bart:''' Not if you called 'em Stenchblossoms.
+{{qf|Bart}} Not if you called 'em Stenchblossoms.
-:'''Homer:''' Or Crapweeds.
+{{qf|Homer}} Or Crapweeds.
-:'''Marge:''' I'd sure hate to get a dozen Crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'd sure hate to get a dozen Crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy.
-:'''Homer:''' Not if they were called Scumdrops.
+{{qf|Homer}} Not if they were called Scumdrops.
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-:'''Skinner:''' Why are we stopping at my school, Mother?  What does it say on that sign?
+{{qf|Skinner}} Why are we stopping at my school, Mother?  What does it say on that sign?
-:'''Agnes:''' (smacks him) I don't like your tone!
+{{qf|Agnes}} (smacks him) I don't like your tone!
 {{Season 9|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Principal and the Pauper/Quotes}}

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 :'''Marge''': Because we couldn't find [[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]] to sit for them.
 :'''Homer''': And why is Grandpa here?
-:'''Abe''': Because [[Jasper Beardly|Jasper]] didn't want to come by himself!
+:'''Abe''': Because [[Jasper Beardsley|Jasper]] didn't want to come by himself!
 :''[Jasper looks at Abe]''
 :'''Homer''': Fair enough.

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