The President Wore Pearls (Medley) - Revision history

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‎Smart Girl Six Three

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Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Nancy Cartwright
Marcia Wallace..."

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{{Song
|name = "The President Wore Pearls (Medley)"
|image =
|singers = [[Yeardley Smith]] [[Hank Azaria]] [[Harry Shearer]] [[Nancy Cartwright]] [[Marcia Wallace]] [[Julie Kavner]] [[Dan Castellaneta]]
|characters = [[Lisa Simpson]] [[Monsieur Kupferberg]] [[Principal Skinner]] [[Nelson Muntz]] [[Edna Krabappel]] [[Marge Simpson]] [[Homer Simpson]] [[Groundskeeper Willie]] [[Bart Simpson]] [[Superintendent Chalmers]] Children
|length = 6:01
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] '''Lyrics:''' [[Dana Gould]]
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
|appearance =
}}

'''"The President Wore Pearls (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the twentith track on the album and consists of the songs "[[A Vote For a Winner]]", "[[I Am Their Queen]]", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]", "[[A Tango Takes Two]]", "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" and "The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley".

== Lyrics ==
=== A Vote For a Winner ===
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
:''... and we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French. J'accuse, Monsieur Kupferberg!''

:'''[[Monsieur Kupferberg]]:'''
:''What's she yakkin' about?''

:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:'''
:''Nelson, rebuttal?''

:'''[[Nelson]]:'''
:''Yo everyone, it's me, Nelson.''

:'''Kids:'''
:''Nel-son! Nel-son! Nel-son!''

:'''Lisa:'''
:I'm not that cool,
:I don't wear jeans.
:I've polished an apple or two.
:But every grade that I grubbed,
:I grubbed it for you.

:So call me bookworm,
:But I'll never squirm,
:When there's work to be done.
:Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk
:While you're all outside having fun.

:Don't vote for me, kids of [[Springfield]],
:Unless you want an effective leader.
:I'll talk to teachers,
:I'll handle Skinner,
:A vote for Lisa,
:Makes you the winner!

:'''Students:'''
:Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!

=== I Am Their Queen ===
:'''Lisa:'''
:''You wanted to see me?''

:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:'''
:''Actually, Lisa... I wanted you to see you. You're our President now, but you look like the first lady of "yawn"!''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''What would you change?''

:'''Teachers:'''
:Eyes, pearls, smile, hairpoints,
:Dress, voice, shoes, Swatch watch.

:'''Lisa:'''
:I may be the new girl,
:But you can't brainwash me.
:Just Osh Kosh B'gosh me,
:And then leave me be.
:To fight for kid power,
:I must be heard not seen.
:I have to lead wisely,
:Not just primp and preen.

:'''Teachers:'''
:Nails, dimples, ears, scrunchie,
:Purse, lunchbox, teeth, [[Milhouse]].

:'''Lisa:'''
:This beauting-up suits me,
:There's beauty within me.
:So let's Olsen Twin me,
:Give them someone to love.
:This grown-up makeover,
:Has made me a super tween.
:For they are my people,
:And I am their queen!

:'''[[Marge]]:'''
:''Oh, Lisa, you look so successful. Like you're the wife of a businessman.''

:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:''I wish I'd married a businessman. Then I'd have nice things.''

=== Skinner's Evil Plan ===
:'''Principal Skinner:'''
:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
:Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
:Soon we will have the perfect school!
:Where fun and excitement never start!

:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:'''
:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
:But it helps me get through another day!
:My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
:I've got to go puke in some hay!

:'''Bart:'''
:Lisa is a fool!

:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
:I think the rules are cool!

:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:I'm fallin' in the pool!

:'''Principal Skinner:'''
:''Hmm, not a cloud in the sky -- a perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long Athletics Art And Music. Care for a T-shirt?''

:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:'''
:''T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?''

:'''Principal Skinner:'''
:''Oh well... I... Forgive me, sir.''

=== A Tango Takes Two ===
:'''Lisa:'''
:What have I done?

:'''Bart:'''
:What they wanted you to.

:'''Lisa:'''
:Skinner betrayed me!

:'''Bart:'''
:But a tango takes two.

=== Smart Girl Six Three ===
:''Superintendent Chalmers:'''
:''Skinner! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor. But I say, cut off the head and the body will die.''

:'''Principal Skinner:'''
:''You want to get rid of Lisa?! But she's such a good student!''

:'''Superintenent Chalmers:'''
:''Yes. In fact, I think she's a little too good for this school.''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''If we stand together, we are strong!''

:''[kids cheer]''

:'''Principal Skinner:'''
:''Lisa Simpson, you have just been transferred to the [[Springfield Magnet School]] for the gifted and troublesome. Please climb into the idling bus.''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''But... but I...''

:'''Kids:'''
:Poor Li-sa.
:Poor Li-sa...

:'''Lisa:'''
:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield.
:You can still reach me through e-mail.
:At smart girl six three,
:Underscore back slash,
:At Yahoo dot com.
:At Yahoo dot com...

=== The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley ===
:''[music plays]''

== Behind the Laughter ==
The songs are all parodies of songs from the musical ''{{W|Evita (musical)|Evita}}''. "[[A Vote For a Winner]]" and "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" are parodies of "{{W|Don't Cry for Me Argentina}}", "[[I Am Their Queen]]" is a parody of "Rainbow High", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]" is a parody of "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" and "[[A Tango Takes Two]]" is a parody of "A Waltz for Eva and Che".

== Appearances ==
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}

{{The Simpsons Testify}}
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[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
[[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]]
[[Category:Songs by Nelson]]
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
[[Category:Songs by Marcia Wallace]]
[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]

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 }}
-'''"The President Wore Pearls (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the twentieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[A Vote For a Winner]]", "[[I Am Their Queen]]", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]", "[[A Tango Takes Two]]", "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" and "The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley" from the episode "[[The President Wore Pearls]]".
+'''"The President Wore Pearls (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the twentieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[A Vote for a Winner]]", "[[I Am Their Queen]]", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]", "[[A Tango Takes Two]]", "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" and "The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley" from the episode "[[The President Wore Pearls]]".
 == Lyrics ==
-=== A Vote For a Winner ===
+=== A Vote for a Winner ===
 :'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 :''... and we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French. J'accuse, Monsieur Kupferberg!''
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 == Behind the Laughter ==
-The songs are all parodies of songs from the musical ''{{W2|Evita|musical}}''. "[[A Vote For a Winner]]" and "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" are parodies of "{{W|Don't Cry for Me Argentina}}", "[[I Am Their Queen]]" is a parody of "Rainbow High", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]" is a parody of "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" and "[[A Tango Takes Two]]" is a parody of "A Waltz for Eva and Che".
+The songs are all parodies of songs from the musical ''{{W2|Evita|musical}}''. "[[A Vote for a Winner]]" and "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" are parodies of "{{W|Don't Cry for Me Argentina}}", "[[I Am Their Queen]]" is a parody of "Rainbow High", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]" is a parody of "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" and "[[A Tango Takes Two]]" is a parody of "A Waltz for Eva and Che".
 == Appearances ==

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 }}
-'''"The President Wore Pearls (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the twentieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[A Vote For a Winner]]", "[[I Am Their Queen]]", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]", "[[A Tango Takes Two]]", "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" and "The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley".
+'''"The President Wore Pearls (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the twentieth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[A Vote For a Winner]]", "[[I Am Their Queen]]", "[[Skinner's Evil Plan]]", "[[A Tango Takes Two]]", "[[Smart Girl Six Three]]" and "The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley" from the episode "[[The President Wore Pearls]]".
 == Lyrics ==

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 :'''Lisa:'''
-:''If we stand together, to eat the lunch we are strong!''
+:''If we stand together, we are strong!''
-:''[Animals cheer]''
+:''[kids cheer]''
 :'''Principal Skinner:'''
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 :''But... but I...''
-:'''Animals:'''
+:'''Kids:'''
 :Poor Li-sa.
 :Poor Li-sa...
 :'''Lisa:'''
-:Don't cry for me, Animals of The Animal Kingdom.
+:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield.
 :You can still reach me through e-mail.
 :At smart girl six three,

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 [[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
 [[Category:Songs by Bart]]
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