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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} Oops! How clumsy of me! I seem to have accidentally spilled another canister. Clean that up, Smithers! Heh, heh. Well, rotten readers, on...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Oops! How clumsy of me! I seem to have accidentally spilled another canister. Clean that up, Smithers! Heh, heh. Well, rotten readers, once again it's time for rancid rhymes and putrid poetry. Tonight, we pry open a dictionary of the disgusting to reveal an awful alphabette noir! This interminable tome of the lowbrow literati is called... The lexicon of lurid limericks. We begin with the letter &quot;A.&quot; That's &quot;A&quot; for axe...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Best... axe-murders... ever!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Circus man}} Just drop the peanuts!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Never!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} So, who do you want first, big boy?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]]}} Quick! Cancel the anal probe!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... pre-digested [[donuts]]!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Dude! Brain freeze!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Grotesque art monster}} I don't care if it's me... It's still derivative, post-modern rubbish!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I've got back that youthful glow, Smithers!<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} That's the radiation, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Okay, you [[Cthulhu]] guys have slaughtered all my best customers. You gonna start a tab, or what?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Quicksand tastes like kitty litter!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Try not to spill any brains on the new carpet, hon!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rod]] and [[Todd]]}} Daddy! We're blind!<br /> {{qf|Ned Flanders}} Just [[God]]'s way of protecting you, sons!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Egad, Smithers! Whatever do you w-want?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I want to suck your brains out, sir!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Power Plant of Pain/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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