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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Now disperse, you tree-smooching trespassers, unless you're staying for tonight's hobo philharmonic.
:''[the hobo philharmonic plays [[Ludwig van Beethoven|Beethoven]]'s "{{W2|Symphony No. 5|Beethoven}}"]''
{{qf|[[Dewey Largo]]}} Spoon section, on the downbeat, am I hearing a fork?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why even try to plant flowers? In this hideous town, there's no point to anything.
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{{qf|Dr. [[Dorothea Chaplet]]}} Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear. I'm a child therapist who specializes in ecological melancholy.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, fun job.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Look, Doc, I'll tell you how to cure my depression. Fix this horrible world! Oh! You can't? Join the club. No one can make a difference.
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{{qf|Homer}} AI is destroying everyone else's career, can't it hollow out yours?
{{qf|Dr. Chaplet}} Oh, no. Not until far, far into next month.
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{{qf|Band leader}} Our sax player is out. Somehow he mixed up his sugar and his opium. Worst sugar allergy I've ever seen.
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{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} Why is this place called the [[Little Moose Club]]?
{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]'s ancestor}} That's on account of all them pint-sized moose running around town. Look.
{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} Oh, my God. They're so cute.
{{qf|The Rich Texan's ancestor}} They look sweet, but dang, we all hate 'em.
{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]]'s ancestor}} Their fur makes everyone sneeze. They're the perfect height to trip over. And they bellow off key.
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{{qf|Monty B}} Edith, if we were jamming any harder in there, we would have made marmalade.
{{qf|Lisa/[[Edith]]}} Ha. Wow. You just said something nice. I like this young dream version of you.
{{qf|Monty B}} Well, you sound a little off your onions, but I like you too.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It seemed like I'd gone back in time. But obviously that's crazy.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Don't say that, sweetie. "Crazy" is not a word we use in our family.
{{qf|Homer}} Twelve dollars for parking? What kind of crazy office is this? Lady, you're crazier than Lisa and she's crazy! To summarize, can I borrow $12? And if you think I'm gonna pay you back, you're crazy. Like Lisa.
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{{qf|Marge}} You must have seen her picture in an old photo album and it stayed in your head.
{{qf|Homer}} Yep. That's one of the dream laws enforced by the dream police.
{{qf|Marge}} That's just a record by Cheap Trick.
{{qf|Homer}} Cheap Trick is your answer to everything.
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{{qf|Lisa}} It wasn't a dream. I traveled through time.
{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Me too. I passed out on Tuesday and now it's Wednesday.
{{qf|Lisa}} It's Friday.
{{qf|Barney}} Friday? All right, I can sleep in tomorrow.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Even Lisa's way of going nuts is nerdy. When I go crazy, it will be on the news.
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{{qf|Marge}} We've got to find a way to get her mind out of this silly world of magic and make-believe. Dear God, invisible creator of all things, please use your superpowers to help my daughter.
{{qf|Homer}} And a pizza oven.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Professor, I think I traveled back through time into the body of my ancestor.
{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Lisa, I'm a man of science, so I have to dismiss that kind of tomfoolery. But, I am also a man of science fiction. So make like a Petri and dish.
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{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} Well, the flowers are so beautiful.
{{qf|Monty B}} Thanks. Whenever I feel a rage coming on, I visit my greenhouse and it calms me. It's my gladsome place.
{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} Nice. Mine is a stool behind the water heater in our basement. I read by the pilot light.
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{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} These are so unusual-looking.
{{qf|Monty B}} [[Spilotantha Daphne]]. Named after my dear mother, [[Daphne Burns|Spilotantha]]. She bred them. As she was dying, she begged me to take care of them. They're all I have left of her. ''[sobs]''
{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} Wow. It certainly nails the prominent schnoz.
{{qf|Monty B}} Yes, she was quite ugly.
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{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} We have a new song about the endangered mascots of Springfield: "[[The Mini Moose]]."
{{qf|[[Lenny]]'s ancestor}} But what about the hit song "[[Mini Moose Mamma, Let's Kill You Tonight]]"?
{{qf|Lisa/Edith}} Okay. Wow.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I didn't change anything. I can never change anything.
{{qf|Professor Frink}} Well, no, you did do something. The mini moose did not die out in 1925.
{{qf|Lisa}} Really?
{{qf|Professor Frink}} Now they died out in 1923.
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{{qf|Homer}} Don't take this the wrong way, but Mom and I think you've gone completely wackadoodle.
{{qf|Lisa}} I haven't even gone remotely wackadoodle.
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{{qf|Monty B}} If I can never have beauty, neither will Springfield. I will become a tycoon and pave over the entire town. And to make certain that nothing grows, I'll salt the earth, pepper the oceans and cumin the sky!
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Through exploitation, war profiteering, and owning the Las Vegas Raiders, you will amass billions!
{{qf|Monty B}} That does sound possibly excellent.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. You'll have a [[Pablo Picasso|Picasso]] in every bathroom, an army of loyal [[The Hounds|hounds]], and command your own [[Smithers]].
{{qf|Monty B}} Wealth, power, whatever a Smithers is. It's all hard to resist.

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