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{{TabQ
|episode=The Parent Rap
}}
:'''Homer''': Hey, knock it off! These pants cost $600.
:'''Moe''': Really?
:'''Homer''': Yeah, they're Italian.
:'''Moe''': (Points a gun at Homer) All right, hand 'em over.
:'''Homer''': Moe, what the--
:'''Moe''': Yeah, I rob now.
----
:'''Homer''': Say, is that our house!?
:'''Bart''': I don't think our house has a steeple.
:'''Homer''': Oh yeah. I forget things sometimes.
----
:'''Judge Harm''': Grand theft auto!?
:'''Bart''': It was an accident, ma'am!
:'''Judge Harm''': Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s frosting!
:'''Homer''': (Angrily) What did she say about cupcakes?
----
:'''Bart''': You there! Put your hands up!
:'''Ned''': Me? Okay.
:'''Bart''': Now, drop your pants!
:'''Ned''': But my hands are up!
:'''Bart''': Hula out of them!
:'''Ned''': Alright, officer.
----
:'''Judge Harm''': Well, I thought Dad was the probelm, but apparently Mom is no prize pig herself. It's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady H.
:'''Bart''': I'm a latchkey kid.
:'''Lisa''': You are not!
----
:'''Bart''': Come on, Dad. I got to go to the bathroom.
:'''Homer''': Oh, I just got comfortable! Use the bottle.
:'''Marge''': No, I don't want you using the bottle. That's what hobos do.
:'''Bart''': Come on, Homer!
:'''Homer''': No!
:'''Bart''': Mom!
:'''Marge''': Aw geez, Homer, just take him to the bathroom.
:'''Homer''': Fine! I don't know why we even have a bottle! Somebody tell me!
----
:'''Bart''': The town keeps getting bigger. Will there always be enough electricity?
:'''Homer''': (Laughs) Ah, son, you know that's none of your business.
----
:'''Officer''': Sir, you are not a size 4.
:'''Homer''': I used to be! (Starts crying)
----
:'''Judge Harm''': You have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision!
:'''Homer''': I couldn't agree more. Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or au pair?
:'''Judge Harm''': Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw.
:'''Homer''': It won't?
----
:'''Homer''': I love our court days.
:'''Marge''': It's about the only thing we do as a family anymore.
----
:'''Milhouse''': If we're late for school, we'll miss our free federal breakfast.
:'''Bart''': Big deal. It's just saltines and fig paste.
:'''Milhouse''': Ew, saltines!
----
:'''Judge Harm''': (to Bart) According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?
:'''Homer''': Uh, your honor? I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Price Patrol.
:'''Judge Harm''': You abandoned your son to win forty dollars!?
:'''Homer''': And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion (Takes out the medallion) Cool.
:'''Judge Harm''': And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
:'''Homer''': Your honor, if I may sing a little bit of, "Don't Fear The Reaper", I think you'll agree that--
:'''Judge Harm''': I'm familiar with B.O.C.!
----
(Homer, tethered to Bart, enters Moe's.)
:'''Moe''': Hey, hey, no kids in the bar!
:'''Homer''': Since when?
:'''Moe''': Oh, the heat's been on since them Bush girls were in here.
----
(Lisa comments on Homer being tethered to Bart.)
:'''Lisa''': Creative sentencing is common these days. That's why Bill Clinton is our new mailman.
----
:'''Judge Harm''': Not only that, you are horrible parents, you're also violent criminals. I'm going to have you two locked up 'til frogs do fractions.
:'''Bart''': Your Honor, may I say something?
:'''Judge Harm''': Well, it is highly unorthodox, so no.
:'''Bart''': Please, your Honor?
:'''Judge Harm''': Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind of me when I was a little boy.
:'''Bart''': Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway decent person, I know it will be because of my Mom and Dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.
:'''Lisa''': Thats my brother.
:'''Snake''': Did she say she used to be a dude?
----
:'''Kirk Van Houten''': Judge, please don't send my boy to juvie. He's just weak, both morally and in the upper body.
----
:'''Judge Harm''': I hereby order you to be tethered to your son.
:'''Homer''': Tethered?
:'''Judge Harm''': Tethered. Report to room 5.
:'''Homer''': Room 5?
----
(Marge has cut the tether and triggered the alarm and Judge Harm's image appears out of the tether.)
:'''Judge Harm''': That's right it's me, Judge Harm, through the magic of fiber optics.
:'''Homer''': Hey, hey, hey, h-how about that? Huh, huh?
:'''Judge Harm''': Quiet, tubsy. You violated my order.
:'''Homer''': But Constance, it only happened because--
:'''Judge Harm''': Hey, hey, if I want a cock and bull story, I'll read Hemingway.
----
(Watching Judge Harm on television.)
:'''Marge''': Of course she's never had children, look at how high and firm her breasts are!

{{Season 13 Q}}

@@ Line 15: / Line 15: @@
 {{qf|[[Judge Harm]]}} Grand theft auto?!
 {{qf|Bart}} It was an accident, ma'am!
-{{qf|Judge Harm}} Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s frosting!
+{{qf|Judge Harm}} Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[angrily]'' What did she say about cupcakes?
 ----
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.
 {{qf|Bart}} Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway decent person, I know it will be because of my Mom and Dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[proudly]'' Thats my brother.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[proudly]'' That's my brother.
 {{qf|[[Snake]]}} Um, did she just say she used to be a dude?
 ----

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ}}
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, knock it off! These pants cost $600.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Really?
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, they're Italian.
-{{qf|Moe}} ''[Points a gun at Homer]'' All right, hand 'em over.
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[points a gun at Homer]'' All right, hand 'em over.
 {{qf|Homer}} Moe, what the--
 {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, I rob now.
@@ Line 15: / Line 16: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} It was an accident, ma'am!
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s frosting!
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[Angrily]'' What did she say about cupcakes?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[angrily]'' What did she say about cupcakes?
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} You there! Put your hands up!
@@ Line 24: / Line 25: @@
 {{qf|Ned}} Alright, officer.
 ----
-{{qf|Judge Harm}} Well, I thought Dad was the probelm, but apparently Mom is no prize pig herself. It's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady H.
+{{qf|Judge Harm}} Well, I thought Dad was the problem, but apparently Mom is no prize pig herself. It's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady H.
 {{qf|Bart}} I'm a latchkey kid.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You are not!
@@ Line 38: / Line 39: @@
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} The town keeps getting bigger. Will there always be enough electricity?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[Laughs]'' Ah, son, you know that's none of your business.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Ah, son, you know that's none of your business.
 ----
 {{qf|Officer}} Sir, you are not a size 4.
-{{qf|Homer}} I used to be! ''[Starts crying]''
+{{qf|Homer}} I used to be! ''[starts crying]''
 ----
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} You have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision!
@@ Line 56: / Line 57: @@
 ----
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} ''[to Bart]'' According to this, your father was driving you to school. Then where was he when you stole the police car?
-{{qf|Homer}} Uh, your honor? I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Price Patrol.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, your honor? I was chasing the [[KBBL]] Party Penguin Price Patrol.
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} You abandoned your son to win forty dollars!?
-{{qf|Homer}} And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion ''[Takes out the medallion]'' Cool.
+{{qf|Homer}} And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion ''[takes out the medallion]'' Cool.
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?
 {{qf|Homer}} Your honor, if I may sing a little bit of, Don't Fear The Reaper, I think you'll agree that--
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} I'm familiar with B.O.C.!
 ----
-:''[Homer, tethered to Bart, enters Moe's.]''
+:''[Homer, tethered to Bart, enters [[Moe's]].]''
 {{qf|Moe}} Hey, hey, no kids in the bar.
 {{qf|Homer}} Since when?
@@ Line 69: / Line 70: @@
 ----
 :''[Lisa comments on Homer being tethered to Bart.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Creative sentencing is common these days. That's why Bill Clinton is our mailman.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Creative sentencing is common these days. That's why [[Bill Clinton]] is our mailman.
 ----
 {{qf|Judge Harm}} Not only that, you are horrible parents, you're also violent criminals. I'm going to have you two locked up 'til frogs do fractions.

@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
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 (Homer, tethered to Bart, enters Moe's.)
-:'''[[Moe]]''': "Hey, no kids in the bar."
+:'''[[Moe]]''': "Hey, hey, no kids in the bar."
 :'''[[Homer]]''': "Since when?"
 :'''Moe''': "Oh, the heat's been on since them Bush girls were in here."

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 :'''Homer''': "Hey, knock it off! These pants cost $600."
 :'''Moe''': "Really?"
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 :'''[[Bart]]''': "The town keeps getting bigger. Will there always be enough electricity?"
 :'''[[Homer]]''': ''[Laughs]'' "Ah, son, you know that's none of your business."
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 :'''Officer''': "Sir, you are not a size 4."
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 :'''[[Marge]]''': "Of course she's never had children, look at how high and firm her breasts are!"
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