The Pain in Spain - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Pain in Spain
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Beelzebart]], [[Ned]]
|optional = [[Nelson]], [[Martin]], [[Marge]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Pain in Spain''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXI}} content update. It requires [[Old Scratch]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Hell Laboratories, Beelzebart! We've had our eye on you for a while now.}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}}
{{TB|I've received your transcripts and they're very impressive! You've a real knack for torture and mayhem. You should be proud.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can't take credit for a gift I was born with.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}}
{{TB|As part of our internship program, we'd like you to review some of our recent work.}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}}
{{TB|We've been having trouble with our Autoflayer 5000. It could use a fresh pair of eyes.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}}
{{TB|But ignore the eyes in those jars. They're not fresh.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Beelzebart Review Torture Schematics|8 hours|[[Hell Labs]], [[Hellementary School]], [[Hellport Pentagram]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|As you can see, in spite of a 7.6% improvement in torture efficiency, the souls of the damned don't appear to be appreciably more miserable.}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We've only observed a slight increase in screams, cursing and damning us to Hell.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Which makes no sense, because we're already here.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|Guys, if you're gonna make people miserable, you can't worry about numbers like a bunch of nerds!}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|C'mon. Let's take a field trip.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, why are we at Springfield Elementary?}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|To observe the innocent victim in his most natural habitat: the schoolyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|The troublemaker, Nelson, watches Martin, his victim. Nelson desires to attack, but he doesn't. He waits.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|For what?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|WATER CANNON ATTACK!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Beelzebart Teach a Lesson in Misery|3 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Nelson Ruin Martin's Day|2 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Nelson]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Martin Wallow in the Misery of Joy Ruined|3 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Martin]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|See? Nelson could pick on his victim all day long, but Martin would just get used to it.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|So the trick is to give a little ray of sunlight. That makes the punishment much more painful.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}}
{{TB|Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it!}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us…again.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}singing{{*}} This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine…!}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
{{TB|Yay, Daddy's a mistake!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|WHAT?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment|60 minutes|[[Flanders House]], the [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Freak Out|60 minutes|[[Flanders House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix…}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey Flanders, I see you're on the outs with God.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|WHAT?! NO!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Then tell that cornfield maze because it's in the shape of you with devil horns and a pitchfork.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|AAAAAAAAH!}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Very good. What is annoying in spray paint can be utterly horrifying on a grand scale.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
{{TB|Devil Daddy, can we play in your corn maze? It looks like fun!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|AAAAAAAAH!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Poor Ned seems more agitated than usual. I wonder what's wrong.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I don't know but I hope it's something I did.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Bart, why are you giggling?}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}trying to stop giggling{{*}} I…may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bart!}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, all in the name of science!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|I like that the boy's focusing on science!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Teaching demons how to be more awful is not science! Okay, maybe it's a little science.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Beelzebart Promise Not to Help Demons|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Make Beelzebart REALLY Promise|2 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, okay, Mom! Geez! I promise I won't help the demons anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Say it without crossing your fingers behind your back.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bah, dang-it. Fine. {{*}}holds up hands{{*}} I promise.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And your toes!}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Double dang-it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I'm just impressed that we've got a kid who can cross his toes!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh, guys, my mom says I can't help you with the torture science anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Moms can really scorch my backside!}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}}
{{TB|She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics?}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh…I think her threats were non-specific.}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just like a mom.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Basically, I can't talk to you guys anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you.}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Uh…I might be able to help out one last time…}}
{{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Atta bad boy!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Beelzebart Help Out One Last Time|4 hours|[[Hell Labs]], [[Springfield Elementary]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, I hear you're doing well in Hellementary School. It's good to see you taking a genuine interest in academics.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist!}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with… {{*}}gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}devilish chuckle{{*}}}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXI}}
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 {{TB|Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it!}}
 {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us…again.}}
+{{TB|But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us...again.}}
 {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}singing{{*}} This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine…!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}singing{{*}} This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine...!}}
 {{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk!}}
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment|60 minutes|[[Flanders House]], the [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Freak Out|60 minutes|[[Flanders House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix…}}
+{{TB|It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix...}}
 {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of—}}
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 {{TB|Bart, why are you giggling?}}
 {{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}trying to stop giggling{{*}} I…may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}trying to stop giggling{{*}} I...may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Bart!}}
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 {{TB|She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics?}}
 {{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Uh…I think her threats were non-specific.}}
+{{TB|Uh...I think her threats were non-specific.}}
 {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Just like a mom.}}
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 {{TB|That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Uh…I might be able to help out one last time…}}
+{{TB|Uh...I might be able to help out one last time...}}
 {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Atta bad boy!}}
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 {{TB|I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist!}}
 {{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with… {{*}}gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000{{*}}}}
+{{TB|As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with... {{*}}gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|{{*}}devilish chuckle{{*}}}}

The Pain in Spain - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 17:08, May 2, 2025

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