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 {{qf|Krabappel}} I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper.
 {{qf|Skinner}} Posh! Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.
-{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} ''[through a grinder]'' There's very little meat in these gym mats.
+{{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} ''[through a grinder]'' There's very little meat in these gym mats.
 {{qf|Krabappel}} Our demands are very reasonable. By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's future!
 {{qf|Skinner}} Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.

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 :''[Otto, siphoning, swallows some gasoline by accident and coughs.]''
 {{qf|Otto}} Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first. ''[starts the bus]'' Okay, hop on! ''[the children, for the most part, do so]''
-{{qf|[[Uter]]}} Wait, wait! ''[he stumbles; the soldiers catch up and surround him]''
+{{qf|[[Üter]]}} Wait, wait! ''[he stumbles; the soldiers catch up and surround him]''
 {{qf|Krabappel}} Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.
 {{qf|Skinner}} God bless the man who invented permission slips. ''[smooches slips]''

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 :''[Reenactment of the war.]''
-{{qf|Guide}} On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun.  Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there.
+{{qf|Guide}} On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there.
 {{qf|Man 1}} Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
-{{qf|Man 2}} We're sick.  We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!
+{{qf|Man 2}} We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!
 {{qf|Guide}} But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the surrender.
 {{qf|Man 3}} Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets. ''[they charge]''
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 {{qf|Skinner}} Run, children! ''[they take off, followed by the soldiers]'' Start the bus, Otto, start the bus!
 :''[Otto, siphoning, swallows some gasoline by accident and coughs.]''
-{{qf|Otto}} Damn!  I shouldn't have eaten the mint first. ''[starts the bus]'' Okay, hop on! ''[the children, for the most part, do so]''
+{{qf|Otto}} Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first. ''[starts the bus]'' Okay, hop on! ''[the children, for the most part, do so]''
 {{qf|[[Uter]]}} Wait, wait! ''[he stumbles; the soldiers catch up and surround him]''
 {{qf|Krabappel}} Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.
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 {{qf|Skinner}} Posh! Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.
 {{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} ''[through a grinder]'' There's very little meat in these gym mats.
-{{qf|Krabappel}} Our demands are very reasonable.  By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's future!
+{{qf|Krabappel}} Our demands are very reasonable. By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's future!
 {{qf|Skinner}} Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.
 :''[Everyone stops and stares at Skinner.]''
 {{qf|Skinner}} Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I've never seen them fight like that, Bart.  I'm worried that all this posturing and saber-rattling could lead to a teachers' strike.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I've never seen them fight like that, Bart. I'm worried that all this posturing and saber-rattling could lead to a teachers' strike.
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[scheming]'' Strike, eh?  ''[cracks his knuckles; they snap painfully]'' Ouch!  My bones are so brittle.  But I always drink plenty of... ''[picks up milk carton, reads it]'' "[[Malk]]"?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[scheming]'' Strike, eh? ''[cracks his knuckles; they snap painfully]'' Ouch! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... ''[picks up milk carton, reads it]'' "[[Malk]]"?
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 {{qf|Krabappel}} How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub.
 {{qf|Skinner}} ''[takes it]'' It still points, doesn't it?
-{{qf|Krabappel}} Stop that!  And look at this: the only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools.
+{{qf|Krabappel}} Stop that! And look at this: the only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools.
 {{qf|Skinner}} Well, the kids have to learn about "Tek War" sooner or later. ''[walks off]''
 {{qf|Krabappel}} Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want.
 {{qf|Skinner}} She did?
-{{qf|Bart}} Bart: Yeah.  She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
+{{qf|Bart}} Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
 {{qf|Skinner}} We'll see about that. Simpson, I always thought you were... sneaky and manipulative. Now, I see you're really a very sensitive little boy.
 {{qf|Bart}} Bart: Thank you, sir.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Krabappel said you would give the teachers anything they wanted.
 {{qf|Skinner}} She did?
-:'''Bart: Yeah. She said you would fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. She said you would fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Now for Operation Strike-Make-Go-Longer. Y'know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will ''crack'' any minute.

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
 {{qf|Homer}} I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
-{{qf|Marge}} And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. ''[[looks out window]''
+{{qf|Marge}} And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. ''[looks out window]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[creepily]'' Hello, mother dear.
 {{qf|Marge}} That's it, we have to get them back to school.

@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 :'''Krabappel''': I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper.
 :'''Skinner''': Posh! Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.
-:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]''': ''[through a grinder]'' There's very little meat in these gym mats.
+:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]''': ''[through a grinder]'' There's very little meat in these gym mats.
 :'''Krabappel''': Our demands are very reasonable.  By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's future!
 :'''Skinner''': Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.

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 :'''Female Tour Guide''': This civil war cannon had been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition, but it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower. People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off.
 :''[the bus from Springfield Elementary arrives and skids into the cannon, knocking one of its wheels off]''
-:'''Female Tour Guide''': For safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon. It just common sense.
+:'''Female Tour Guide''': Of course for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.
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 :''[the School Bus needs to be filled with gas]''

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 :''[the Shelbyville children watch the mayhem and cheer]''
 :''[the Springfield Elementary children are behind a fence far away from the battle scene]''
-:'''Bart:''' It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat  soldiers.
+:'''Bart:''' It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat soldiers.
 :'''Skinner:''' All right, children, switch.
 :''[one of the soldiers spots the children]''
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 :'''Guide:''' ''[sees them]'' Get 'em!
 :'''Man 3:''' Use your phony guns as clubs!
-Skinner: Run, children! ''[they take off, followed by the soldiers]'' Start the bus, Otto, start the bus!
+:'''Skinner:''' Run, children! ''[they take off, followed by the soldiers]'' Start the bus, Otto, start the bus!
 :''[Otto, siphoning, swallows some gasoline by accident and coughs]''
 :'''Otto:''' Damn!  I shouldn't have eaten the mint first. ''[starts the bus]'' Okay, hop on! ''[the children, for the most part, do so]''
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 :'''Krabappel''': Our demands are very reasonable.  By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's future!
 :'''Skinner''': Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.
-''[everyone stops and stares at Skinner]''
+:''[everyone stops and stares at Skinner]''
 :'''Skinner:''' Prove me wrong, children. Prove me wrong.
 :'''Lisa''': I've never seen them fight like that, Bart.  I'm worried that all this posturing and saber-rattling could lead to a teachers' strike.
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 :'''Krabappel:''' Skinner said that?
 :'''Bart:''' Bart: Well, I had to clean it up a little.
-''[in Skinner's office]''
+:''[in Skinner's office]''
 :'''Bart:''' Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want.
 :'''Skinner:''' She did?
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 :'''Homer:''' I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
 :'''Marge:''' And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
-''[Looks out window]''
+:''[Looks out window]''
 :'''Bart:''' ''[creepily]'' Hello, mother dear.
 :'''Marge:''' That's it, we have to get them back to school.
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 :'''Bart:''' Uh, I think I got your lunch.
-''[He hands Lisa a note from his lunch bag: "I Am Very Proud Of You. Love, Mom."] ''
+:''[He hands Lisa a note from his lunch bag: "I Am Very Proud Of You. Love, Mom."] ''
 :'''Lisa:''' Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me.
-''[She hands Bart a note from her lunch bag: "Be Good. For The Love Of God, Please Be Good."] ''
+:''[She hands Bart a note from her lunch bag: "Be Good. For The Love Of God, Please Be Good."] ''
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 :'''[[Abraham Simpson|Abe]]:''' Oh! Oh, um, okay, um, hmm...um, here.