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 {{qf|Nigel}} Oh, maybe the people who actually live in the Communist countries.
 {{qf|Derek}} Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that. I bet you're right.
-{{qf|Nigel}} Yeah, on the other hand, each of us just bought out own soccer team. How many Hungarias can say that, eh?
+{{qf|Nigel}} Yeah, on the other hand, each of us just bought our own soccer team. How many Hungarias can say that, eh?
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Tonight a city weeps as, for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes a scene of violence following a concert by Spinal Tap.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Black Widower|Bart's Friend Falls in Love}}
-''Otto's apartment. Otto cannot open the door, and is oblivious to the sign on it.''
+:''[Otto's apartment. Otto cannot open the door, and is oblivious to the sign on it.]''
-'''Sign''': EVICTION NOTICE. YOU ARE ASKED TO VACATE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
+:'''Sign''': EVICTION NOTICE. YOU ARE ASKED TO VACATE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
-'''Otto''': Hey landlord, some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door and put up an eviction notice.
+:'''[[Otto]]''': Hey landlord, some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door and put up an eviction notice.
-'''Landlord''': Yeah, that was me.
+:'''Landlord''': Yeah, that was me.
-'''Otto''': You? Well um.., why?
+:'''Otto''': You? Well um... why?
-'''Landlord''': Because you have not paid your rent
+:'''Landlord''': Because you have not paid your rent.
-'''Otto''': Well, can't I at least get my stuff?
+:'''Otto''': Well, can't I at least get my stuff?
-'''Landlord''': I already got your personal possessions for you. All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old psycho magazines.
+:'''Landlord''': I already got your personal possessions for you. All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old psycho magazines.
-'''Otto''': I do not believe it!...I have mustard?
+:'''Otto''': I do not believe it!... I have mustard?
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-'''Marge''': Otto, you can't watch TV all day.
+'''[[Marge]]''': Otto, you can't watch TV all day.
 '''Otto''': You're right. I should do some reading. You got any "Where's Waldo" books?
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 '''Otto''': The only job I was good at was driving a bus, and now "the man" says I need a piece of paper to do that.
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-(Otto starts playing guitar loudly.)
+''(Otto starts playing guitar loudly.)''
-'''Homer''': Will you knock it off!? I can't hear myself think.
+'''[[Homer]]''': Will you knock it off!? I can't hear myself think.
-(Otto stops.)
+''(Otto stops.)''
 '''Homer's Head''': I want some peanuts.
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 '''Homer''': That's better.
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-'''Patty''': Hello, my name is Patty. I will be testing you. When you are doing well I use the green pen. When you are doing poorly I use the red pen. Any questions?
+'''[[Patty]]''': Hello, my name is Patty. I will be testing you. When you are doing well I use the green pen. When you are doing poorly I use the red pen. Any questions?
 '''Otto''': You were a man once, were you not? You can tell me, I am open minded.
-''Patty drops green pen.''
+''[Patty drops green pen.]''
 '''Patty''': I will not be needing this.
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 '''Otto''': Wow! What's the catch?
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-'''Bart''': Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
+'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
 '''Marge''': What conversation?
-'''Bart''': (on tape) Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he wants? (impression of Marge) He sure can!
+'''Bart''': ''(on tape)'' Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he wants? (impression of Marge) He sure can!
 '''Homer''': Marge! What were you thinking?
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 '''Homer''': I think it also says "Thou shalt not...take moochers into thy hut."
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-'''Skinner''': It's a miracle nobody was hurt.
+'''[[Skinner]]''': It's a miracle nobody was hurt.
 '''Otto''': I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality
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 '''Homer''': Hey, I thought I was supposed to encourage him.
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-'''Lou''': Let’s see your license, pal!
+'''[[Lou]]''': Let’s see your license, pal!
 '''Otto''': No can-do, never got one. But if you need proof of my identity I wrote my name on my underwear. Oh wait, these aren't mine!
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-'''Nelson''': Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play?
+'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play?
 '''Bart''': Polly-Wally-Doodle.
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 '''Nelson''': Oh yeah, well it sounds Polly-Wally-Crappy.
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-:''Otto plays a series of heavy metal riffs on Bart's guitar, impressing the kids''
+:''[Otto plays a series of heavy metal riffs on Bart's guitar, impressing the kids.]''
-:'''Otto''': Now I would like to slow it down a bit.
+:'''Otto''': Now I would like to slow it down a bit. ''[strums]'' Free Bird ''by Lynrd Skynrd''
-:''Otto strums'' Free Bird ''by Lynrd Skynrd''
+:'''Otto:''' ''[singing]'' If I leave here tommorrow..
-:'''Otto'''{singing}: If I leave here tommorrow..
+:''[Evergreen Terrace. Otto is oblivious to the fact he is supposed to be on the job. Cars have piled up behind the school bus and horns are blaring.]''
-:''Evergreen Terrace. Otto is oblivious to the fact he is supposed to be on the job. Cars have piled up behind the school bus and horns are blaring''
+:'''[[Martin]]''': Although I'm sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my bus-mates, I must remind you that we should have been at school ten minutes ago.
-'''Martin''': Although I'm sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my bus-mates, I must remind you that we should have been at school ten minutes ago.
+:'''Otto''': Uh oh, better fasten your seat belts, little dudes.
-'''Otto''': Uh oh, better fasten your seatbelts, little dudes.
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': We don't have seat belts.
-'''Lisa''': We don't have seatbelts.
+:'''Otto''': Uh, well, then just try to go limp.
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 '''Bart''': Otto, you are the coolest adult ever!
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 '''Otto''': SPONGE?! (Punches wall) I'll show him what this sponge can do!
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-'''Spinal Tap''': I just walked out there and there’s puddles of water all over the freakin’ stage.
+'''[[Spinal Tap]]''': I just walked out there and there’s puddles of water all over the freakin’ stage.
 '''Guy''': Huh, I don’t wanna lie to you boys. Six days a week this place is a hockey rink.
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 '''Spinal Tap''': Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen tank, but that's supposed to be a devil. Filled up with air it's very evil and impressive. We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord!
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-'''Kent Brockman''': Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute." So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporter’s opinion, the answer, sadly, is 'yes'.
+'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute." So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporter’s opinion, the answer, sadly, is 'yes'.
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-'''Bart''': Mom, I wanna be a rockstar.
+'''Bart''': Mom, I wanna be a rock star.
 '''Marge''': Hmmmmm we'll discuss it later. Is Milhouse okay?
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 '''Homer''': Uh, I'll be right back....
-'''Milhouse''': [at the arena lying under a pile of folding chairs] Heeeelp.
+'''[[Milhouse]]''': ''[at the arena lying under a pile of folding chairs]'' Heeeelp.
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-Principal Skinner [to Otto]: Well, that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[to Otto]'' Well, that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!
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 '''Otto''': Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go!
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 '''Bart''': Rough day, Apu? Help me a squishee and don't spare the syrup.
-'''Apu''': Oh, perhaps you would like to try an experimental flavor of my own concoction. A delicious Chutney Squishee.
+'''[[Apu]]''': Oh, perhaps you would like to try an experimental flavor of my own concoction. A delicious Chutney Squishee.
-'''Bart''': Oh... okay…slurp
+'''Bart''': Oh... okay... slurp
 '''Apu''': You can really taste the chutney!

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 '''Patty''': I will not be needing this.
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-'''Homer''': Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
+'''Homer''': Son, come here. Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the garage next to your [[Radio Bart|short-wave radio]], your [[When Flanders Failed|karate outfit]], and your unicycle, and we'll go and watch TV.
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 '''Homer''': All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage.
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 '''Milhouse''': [at the arena lying under a pile of folding chairs] Heeeelp.
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 Principal Skinner [to Otto]: Well, that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!

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 ''Otto's apartment. Otto cannot open the door, and is oblivious to the sign on it.''
 '''Sign''': EVICTION NOTICE. YOU ARE ASKED TO VACATE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
 '''Otto''': Hey landlord, some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door and put up an eviction notice.
 '''Landlord''': Yeah, that was me.
 '''Otto''': You? Well um.., why?
-'''Landlord''': Because you haven't payed your rent
+'''Landlord''': Because you have not paid your rent
 '''Otto''': Well, can't I at least get my stuff?
+'''Landlord''': I already got your personal possessions for you. All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old psycho magazines.
 '''Otto''': I do not believe it!...I have mustard?
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 '''Nelson''': Oh yeah, well it sounds Polly-Wally-Crappy.
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-'''Martin''': Although I'm sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my bus-mates, I must remind you that we should have been at school
+:''Otto plays a series of heavy metal riffs on Bart's guitar, impressing the kids''
-minutes ago.
+:'''Otto''': Now I would like to slow it down a bit.
+:''Otto strums'' Free Bird ''by Lynrd Skynrd''
 '''Otto''': Uh oh, better fasten your seatbelts, little dudes.
 '''Lisa''': We don't have seatbelts.
 '''Otto''': Uh, well, then just try to go limp.
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 '''Milhouse''': [at the arena lying under a pile of folding chairs] Heeeelp.
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-'''Homer''' [singing]: There was a little Spanish flea. A record star he thought he'd be. He heard of singers like Beatles, The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV. Why not a little Spanish flea? And so he hid inside a dog...
+'''Homer''': Son, come here. Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the garage next to your [[Radio Bart|short-wave radio]], your [[When Flanders Failed|karate outfit]], and your unicycle, and we'll go and watch TV.
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 Principal Skinner [to Otto]: Well, that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!

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 '''Apu''': You can really taste the chutney!
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