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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Narrator}} All is peaceful in the desert... a jackrabbit sniffs the air... a sleepy Gila monster suns itself on a big rock... a couple of baby prairie do...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Narrator}} All is peaceful in the desert... a jackrabbit sniffs the air... a sleepy Gila monster suns itself on a big rock... a couple of baby prairie dogs romp playfully... suddenly, the ground rumbles! A bright white flash obliterates every living thing for miles around! And a dazzling, glorious fireball climbs skyward! It looks like a dawning sun -- the sun of a new age -- a magnificent age -- the atomic age!! Sure, a few pesky varmints have been atomized, but that's the price we must pay in order to harness the power of the atom! And with this new atomic power comes a new hero -- a new defender of American liberty -- a new foe of subversion and juvenile delinquency -- yes, this is... &quot;The Origin of Radioactive Man&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} Gosh, Gloria, you know how I feel about you! Why won't you go out with me?<br /> {{qf|[[Gloria Grand]]}} [YAWN] Because you'll never amount to anything, Claude! You're just a frivolous socialite!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Claude Kane II]]}} Out dancing again, son? That's the third night in a row! When are you going to settle down and make something of yourself?<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Aw, pop... I've only been out of school for five years! Can't a guy live a little?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} As the smoke from the tremendous blast begins to clear, there is no sign of life... ...or is there?<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} I-I'm alive! But how?! The explosion should have pulverized me! Darn! And that was a new tux, too! Eh? My shadow -- what's that on my head? [GASP!] It must be a piece of shrapnel from the blast! It's embedded in my head! I feel... so strange! Tingling... all over!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Well, what do you know! My body... coursing with strange power! It feels like pure, clean energy! Yikes! Have I become a... a... Radioactive Man?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Gosh, with these great powers, perhaps I can finally make something of myself, the way pop and Gloria want! But to protect them, I'll need a disguise -- something bold -- powerful -- with future merchandising potential!<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} And thus is born this brightly garbed champion of justice, this defender of the USA, this enemy of nonconformity, this Radioactive Man!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Origin of Radioactive Man/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]]</div>

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