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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top</span></span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 22:26, May 20, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1" >Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Narrator}} All is peaceful in the desert... a jackrabbit sniffs the air... a sleepy Gila monster suns itself on a big rock... a couple of baby prairie dogs romp playfully... suddenly, the ground rumbles! A bright white flash obliterates every living thing for miles around! And a dazzling, glorious fireball climbs skyward! It looks like a dawning <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">sun -- the </del>sun of a new <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">age -- a </del>magnificent <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">age -- the </del>atomic age!! Sure, a few pesky varmints have been atomized, but that's the price we must pay in order to harness the power of the atom! 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It looks like a dawning <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">sun—the </ins>sun of a new <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">age—a </ins>magnificent <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">age—the </ins>atomic age!! Sure, a few pesky varmints have been atomized, but that's the price we must pay in order to harness the power of the atom! 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Why won't you go out with me?</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l10" >Line 10:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 10:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Narrator}} As the smoke from the tremendous blast begins to clear, there is no sign of life... ...or is there?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Narrator}} As the smoke from the tremendous blast begins to clear, there is no sign of life... ...or is there?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Claude Kane III}} I-I'm alive! But how?! The explosion should have pulverized me! Darn! And that was a new tux, too! Eh? My <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">shadow -- what</del>'s that on my head? [GASP!] It must be a piece of shrapnel from the blast! It's embedded in my head! I feel... so strange! Tingling... all over!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Claude Kane III}} I-I'm alive! But how?! The explosion should have pulverized me! Darn! And that was a new tux, too! Eh? My <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">shadow—what</ins>'s that on my head? [GASP!] It must be a piece of shrapnel from the blast! It's embedded in my head! I feel... so strange! Tingling... all over!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Claude Kane III}} Well, what do you know! My body... coursing with strange power! It feels like pure, clean energy! Yikes! Have I become a... a... 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Narrator}} All is peaceful in the desert... a jackrabbit sniffs the air... a sleepy Gila monster suns itself on a big rock... a couple of baby prairie do...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Narrator}} All is peaceful in the desert... a jackrabbit sniffs the air... a sleepy Gila monster suns itself on a big rock... a couple of baby prairie dogs romp playfully... suddenly, the ground rumbles! A bright white flash obliterates every living thing for miles around! And a dazzling, glorious fireball climbs skyward! It looks like a dawning sun -- the sun of a new age -- a magnificent age -- the atomic age!! Sure, a few pesky varmints have been atomized, but that's the price we must pay in order to harness the power of the atom! And with this new atomic power comes a new hero -- a new defender of American liberty -- a new foe of subversion and juvenile delinquency -- yes, this is... &quot;The Origin of Radioactive Man&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} Gosh, Gloria, you know how I feel about you! Why won't you go out with me?<br /> {{qf|[[Gloria Grand]]}} [YAWN] Because you'll never amount to anything, Claude! You're just a frivolous socialite!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Claude Kane II]]}} Out dancing again, son? That's the third night in a row! When are you going to settle down and make something of yourself?<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Aw, pop... I've only been out of school for five years! Can't a guy live a little?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} As the smoke from the tremendous blast begins to clear, there is no sign of life... ...or is there?<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} I-I'm alive! But how?! The explosion should have pulverized me! Darn! And that was a new tux, too! Eh? My shadow -- what's that on my head? [GASP!] It must be a piece of shrapnel from the blast! It's embedded in my head! I feel... so strange! Tingling... all over!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Well, what do you know! My body... coursing with strange power! It feels like pure, clean energy! Yikes! Have I become a... a... Radioactive Man?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Claude Kane III}} Gosh, with these great powers, perhaps I can finally make something of myself, the way pop and Gloria want! But to protect them, I'll need a disguise -- something bold -- powerful -- with future merchandising potential!<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} And thus is born this brightly garbed champion of justice, this defender of the USA, this enemy of nonconformity, this Radioactive Man!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Origin of Radioactive Man/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]]</div>

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