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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|{{Ch|Oprah Winfrey}}}} Okay, so I&#039;m here in <a href="/wiki/Springfield" title="Springfield">Springfield</a>, <a href="/wiki/USA" title="USA">USA</a>, and I&#039;m looking for <a href="/wiki/742_Evergreen_Terrace" title="742 Evergreen Terrace">742 Evergreen Terrace</a>. The home of the Simpsons. ---- {{qf|...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Oprah Winfrey}}}} Okay, so I'm here in [[Springfield]], [[USA]], and I'm looking for [[742 Evergreen Terrace]]. The home of the Simpsons.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[screams]'' I thought it was tomorrow!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hehehehe. You'll edit that underwear thing out, won't you, Opera?<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} It's Oprah. And I think we'll leave it in.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Please, Oprah.<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} No.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oprah, I really enjoy your show. Especially the program about couples who... urm... ''[whispers to Oprah]''<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} Did you try it?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well, I wanted to, but Homer said it was against nature.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} Lisa, what's it like being the middle child in this family?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} To give you an honest answer would reveal the deep cracks in our quote unquote happy family.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oprah, may I address your TV audience?<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} Of course.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} In this difficult age we live in, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Why you little-<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} Marge, I'm sure women everywhere want to know how you get your hair to look that way.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Just a little hairspray, mousse, copper wire, Armor All, and the stuff that's only sold in boating supply stores.<br /> ----<br /> :''[Bart, Lisa, and Homer all burp]''<br /> {{qf|Marge}} All right, who's belching in here?<br /> {{qf|Homer, Bart, and Lisa}} Oprah.<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} Hey!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Oprah, can I have your autograph?<br /> {{qf|Oprah}} Sure, Lisa. Wait a minute, what is this?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, you're adopting me. It's all nice and legal, I assure you.<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Oprah Winfrey Show/Quotes, The}}</div>

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