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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Only Thing Happening
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Love and War Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Love and War}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Moe]]
|internal = TheOnlyThingHappening
|id = 241000
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|Stranger Than Eviction|1}}<br>{{TOQP|Amorous Avarice|1}}<br>{{TOQP2|Heaven and Hell|1}}<br>{{TOQP|In Sickness and In Wealth|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''The Only Thing Happening''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
{{Table|width=80%|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Moe, I got two tickets to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam! It's the most superlative-laden Slam ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Two tickets, eh? This may be a good time to remind you that you haven't paid your superior mega ultra bar tab in over a year?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Quality hint, Moe, but I already invited someone else.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I understand. This weekend is for couples.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Lenny and I do make a great couple. Now if I could only make Carl understand.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|Of course, I do. It's the weekend of the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, the Bartender's Pledge requires me to tell customers the truth. And to wipe the bar regularly with Pledge. So, the truth is that this weekend…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Devious}}
{{TB|…you and Lenny are going to have a great time at the Slam. {{*}}wipes the bar{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Show Off His Tickets|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Chuckle Under His Breath|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Here's a very sexy breakfast for a very sexy husband. Look, I formed the bacon into the shape of a heart.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I know what these sunny-side-up eggs are supposed to be. {{*}}purrs{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|They're just eggs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly. {{*}}devours{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|So, about this weekend. I was thinking we could go on a couples' retreat. Luann and Kirk went last year and said it did wonders for their relationship.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|What do they know? They've been divorced and remarried so many times I've lost count.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You mean once?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woah, slow down Einstein. Besides, we can't go to a retreat this weekend. I already made plans.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy Tears}}
{{TB|You remembered? Oh, Homie, that's a gift in and of itself. I really thought you were going to forget.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I would never forget something this important. Lenny would kill me.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Uh oh. Marge, did you take the Bartender's Pledge, too?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Love and War}}
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 {{TB|Of course, I do. It's the weekend of the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Homer, the Bartender's Pledge requires me to tell customers the truth. And to wipe the bar regularly with Pledge. So, the truth is that this weekend…}}
+{{TB|Homer, the Bartender's Pledge requires me to tell customers the truth. And to wipe the bar regularly with Pledge. So, the truth is that this weekend...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Devious}}
-{{TB|…you and Lenny are going to have a great time at the Slam. {{*}}wipes the bar{{*}}}}
+{{TB|...you and Lenny are going to have a great time at the Slam. {{*}}wipes the bar{{*}}}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Show Off His Tickets|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Chuckle Under His Breath|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}

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 |id = 241000
 |previous =
-|next = {{TOQP|Stranger Than Eviction|1}}<br>{{TOQP|Amorous Avarice|1}}<br>{{TOQP2|Heaven and Hell|1}}<br>{{TOQP|In Sickness and In Wealth|1}}
+|next = {{TOQP|Stranger Than Eviction|1}}<br>{{TOQP|Amorous Avarice|1}}<br>{{TOQP2|Heaven and Hell|1}}<br>{{TOQP|In Sickness and in Wealth|1}}
 |event = yes
 }}