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Links and stuff

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 {{qf|Smithers}} ''[to Mr. Burns]'' Well, sir, I have to get to work. Lenny's a real bear on tardiness.
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 :''[When Mr. Burns takes the bus.]''

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 {{qf|Real Estate Agent}} And, I'm sure a pro-wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.
-{{qf|{{ch|Bret Hart|Bret "The Hitman" Hart}}}} ''[sniffs]'' Eww. This place has got old-man stink!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Bret Hart|Bret "The Hitman" Hart}}}} ''[sniffs]'' Eww. This place has got old-man stink!
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ooh.
 {{qf|Smithers}} Don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry, Dad.
 {{qf|Homer}} It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that $12,000.
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(uncomfortably)'' Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't $12,000... it's...
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[uncomfortably]'' Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't $12,000... it's...
 :''[Cut to outside the ward.]''
 {{qf|Hospital Loudspeaker}} Code Blue! Code Blue!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Canine Mutiny|In Marge We Trust}}
-:''[The family finds Lisa in the kitchen rummaging through the garbage]''
+:''[The family finds Lisa in the kitchen rummaging through the garbage.]''
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[yawn]'' Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Only the stupid ones.
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Questions?
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 {{qf|Yes-man #1}} Great!
 {{qf|Lawyer}} Great!
-{{qf|Smithers}} I hear great.
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} I hear great.
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)|who blocked out our sun]], [[Bart Gets Hit by a Car|ran over a local boy]], and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
-{{qf|Homer}} Please be Flanders, Please be Flanders.
+{{qf|Homer}} Please be [[Flanders]], Please be Flanders.
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Where did I go wrong? I made all the right moves, didn't I?
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 {{qf|Real Estate Agent}} And, I'm sure a pro-wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.
-{{qf|Bret "The Hitman" Hart}} ''[sniffs]'' Eww. This place has got old-man stink!
+{{qf|{{ch|Bret Hart|Bret "The Hitman" Hart}}}} ''[sniffs]'' Eww. This place has got old-man stink!
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ooh.
 {{qf|Smithers}} Don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.
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 :''[When Mr. Burns is shopping for cereal at the grocery store.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[to Krusty]'' Uh, oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the "Burns-Os"?
-{{qf|Krusty}} Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
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 :''[After Mr. Burns is trapped in the freezer and the grocer lets him out.]''
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 {{qf|Grocer}} Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps.
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-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ketchup ... Catsup. Ketchup ... Catsup. Cats... K... K... uh, I'm in way over my head!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Cats... K... K... uh, I'm in way over my head!
 {{qf|Store Clerk #1}} He's talking to the ketchup now. Burns is sure acting nutty!
 {{qf|Store Clerk #2}} Maybe going broke and losing his plant has destroyed his brain!
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-:''[When Chief Wiggum takes Mr. Burns to the Retirement Castle.]''
+:''[When Chief Wiggum takes Mr. Burns to the [[Retirement Castle]].]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} But, where are you taking me? What's happening?
-{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Relax. You've gone off your nut, so we're stuffing you into an old folks' home. Those, uh, store guys signed the commitment papers.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Relax. You've gone off your nut, so we're stuffing you into an old folks' home. Those, uh, store guys signed the commitment papers.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[confused]'' But I'm shopping!
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-:''[Homer helps out Lisa with her recycling by drinking cans of Duff.]''
+:''[Homer helps out Lisa with her recycling by drinking cans of [[Duff]].]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' Here you go, honey. ''[drops a can of Duff into a bag]'' That's about all the recycling ''[hiccups]'' I can handle today.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, why don't you try the old folks' home? They practically live in their own filth!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Dad!
-{{qf|Homer}} You're welcome, honey ... ''[passes out]''
+{{qf|Homer}} You're welcome, honey... ''[passes out]''
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 :''[At the old folks' home, Mr. Burns eats dinner with Grampa.]''
-{{qf|Grampa}} That's the activity room. We're not allowed in there. That's the library. Not allowed in there either. And don't even think about going into the game room.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} That's the activity room. We're not allowed in there. That's the library. Not allowed in there either. And don't even think about going into the game room.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Egad, man! How are we supposed to pass the time?
 {{qf|Grampa}} Best bet is to stake yourself out a good spot at the staring window. ''[3 old people are staring outside a window, where there's nothing but a bare tree with one leaf, standing on grass]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're so bad, honey!
 {{qf|Lisa}} You guys shouldn't laugh at him. Mr. Burns has changed. He's different now.
-{{qf|Marge}} Yeah, he's broke! ''[everyone but Lisa resumes laughing.]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Yeah, he's broke! ''[everyone but Lisa resumes laughing]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Two in a row!
 :''[Lisa frowns disappointedly.]''
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected. ''[Mr. Burns notices a shadow of Barney outside the liquor bottle windows; he opens the window]'' Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!
-{{qf|Barney}} I know you told me. But when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney, you're not gonna lick that... ''[Mr. Burns slams the window in Barney's face]''
+{{qf|Barney}} I know you told me. But when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney, you're not gonna lick that..." ''[Mr. Burns slams the window in Barney's face]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr. Burns!
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 :''[When Homer collapses after Lisa tears up the check and ends up in the hospital.]''
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[laughs]'' Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[laughs]'' Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry, Dad.
 {{qf|Homer}} It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that $12,000.
-{{qf|Lisa}} (uncomfortably) Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't $12,000... it's...
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(uncomfortably)'' Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't $12,000... it's...
 :''[Cut to outside the ward.]''
 {{qf|Hospital Loudspeaker}} Code Blue! Code Blue!

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 :'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)|who blocked out our sun]], [[Bart Gets Hit by a Car|ran over a local boy]], and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)|who blocked out our sun]], [[Bart Gets Hit by a Car|ran over a local boy]], and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
 :'''Homer''': Please be Flanders, Please be Flanders.
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+{{TabQ}}
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 :'''Lisa''': Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling.
 :'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.
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 :''[Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket]''
 :'''Lisa''': Mom, Mom! You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane.
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 :'''Lisa''': And, you have to cut these up first. Otherwise, animals get caught in them.
 :'''Bart''': Only the stupid ones.
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': Questions?
 :''[A long pause, and Principal Skinner raises his hand.]''
 :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Well, uh, I might take advantage of this rare opportunity even if you children aren't interested. Ah, which do you think is more important? Hard work or stay-tuneded-ness?
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Are there any REAL questions?
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 :'''Principal Skinner''': A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is 75 cents? That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles.
 :'''Hippie''': It sounds like you're working for your car-r-r. Simplify-y, ma-an!
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': I've called you all here because I need some honest answers. What is my current financial situation?
 :'''Yes-man #1''': Great!
 :'''Lawyer''': Great!
 :'''Smithers''': I hear great.
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
 :'''Smithers''': Um, well... sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
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 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)|who blocked out our sun]], [[Bart Gets Hit by a Car|ran over a local boy]], and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
 :'''Homer''': Please be Flanders, Please be Flanders.
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': Where did I go wrong? I made all the right moves, didn't I?
 :'''Burns' Underlings''': Yes, sir. Absolutely.
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, I see it now; you're nothing but a bunch of yes-men. I was making all the wrong moves, and you were too gutless to tell me!
 :'''Burns' Underlings''': Yes, sir. Absolutely. Every move the wrong one.
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 :'''Real Estate Agent''': And, I'm sure a pro-wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.
 :'''Bret "The Hitman" Hart''': [sniffs] Eww. This place has got old-man stink!
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh.
 :'''Smithers''': Don't listen to him, sir. You've got an enchanting musk.
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 :'''Mr. Burns''': Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait? To remind me of better times?
 :'''Bret "The Hitman" Hart''': Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil-neck GEEK?!
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 :'''Hospital Loudspeaker''': Code Blue! Code Blue!
-{{Season 8 Q}}
+{{Season 8|Q}}
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-:'''Mr. Burns''': I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in
+:'''Mr. Burns''': I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
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-:'''Kent Brockman''': Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy, and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)|who blocked out our sun]], [[Bart Gets Hit By a Car|ran over a local boy]], and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
 :'''Homer''': Please be Flanders, Please be Flanders.
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 :''[When the bank puts Lenny in charge of the nuclear power plant.]''
-:'''Lenny''' [over the intercom]: Attention, everybody... um... oh... uh... Work harder, bye!
+:'''[[Lenny]]''' [over the intercom]: Attention, everybody... um... oh... uh... Work harder, bye!
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