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 {{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} Hello, let's hear some numbers. I got a nice diagonal goin'.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} B-3.
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} You sunk my battleship!
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} You sunk my battleship!
 :''[seniors laughs]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} G-52.

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 {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} And we will do anything, including but not limited to anything, to make your stay here tolerable.
-{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, you'll be completely above the law. Uh, women, guns, cash, uh, whatever you need -- it's yours.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, you'll be completely above the law. Uh, women, guns, cash, uh, whatever you need—it's yours.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I've never wanted a beer worse in my life. ''[Marge hands him a beer]'' I love you, honey.

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 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, it's not fair. I'm not supposed to die now. I'm supposed to die in a foolish motorcycle stunt at the age of fifteen.
-{{qf|{{Ch|Jack LaLanne}} Ha, ha! You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisher.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Jack LaLanne}}}} Ha, ha! You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisher.
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-:''[The mail carrier rings.]''
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} And we will do anything, including but not limited to anything, to make your stay here tolerable.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll get it! ''[laughs]''
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, you'll be completely above the law. Uh, women, guns, cash, uh, whatever you need -- it's yours.
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-:''[At [[Moe's]].]''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I've never wanted a beer worse in my life. ''[Marge hands him a beer]'' I love you, honey.
-{{qf|Homer}} Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? ''[shows a can]''
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you talking to me or the beer?
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, thanks.
+{{qf|Homer}} To you, my bubbly, long-necked, beechwood-aged lover.
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-:''[At the [[742 Evergreen Terrace|Simpsons house]].]''
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at [[Lake Titicaca]]. Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy!
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-:''[Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet.]''
+{{qf|[[Old Jewish man]]}} Hello, let's hear some numbers. I got a nice diagonal goin'.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} B-3.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[knocks the door]'' You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} You sunk my battleship!
-{{qf|Homer}} Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs!
+:''[seniors laughs]''
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-:''[The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again.]''
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, I got a bingo! What do I win?
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What the heck's going on?
+{{qf|Lisa}} A banana!
-:''[The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up.]''
+{{qf|Grampa}} A whole one?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[heard singing]'' A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five springs!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yep!
-:''[On Mr. Burn's yacht.]''
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} That's the prize?! A banana?
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Their natural mushiness prevents choking and promotes regularity.
-{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} ''[looks up from drawing]'' Until I was discharged sir.
+{{qf|Bart}} They're not babies, Lisa. Give 'em something fun, like cigars or booze.
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	:''[The mail carrier rings.]''		:''[The mail carrier rings.]''

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 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, thanks.
 :''[Lenny opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in hiss eye.]''
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Ow, my eye! ''[Homer laughs]''
+{{qf|Lenny}} Ow, my eye! ''[Homer laughs]''
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer, get out of here.
 {{qf|Homer}} Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?
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 :''[On Mr. Burn's yacht.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way?
-:'''[[Smithers]]:''' ''[looks up from drawing]'' Until I was discharged sir.
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} ''[looks up from drawing]'' Until I was discharged sir.
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-:''[The mail carrier rings]''
+:''[The mail carrier rings.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} I'll get it! ''[laughs]''
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll get it! ''[laughs]''
 {{qf|Mail carrier}} Package for Mr. Simpson.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[closes the door]'' Hmmm. Woohoo! My Springs! They finally came!
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, they just cut you off for Bart Simpson's comedy.
 {{qf|Homer}} Not now, Marge.
-{{qf|Marge}} But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville.
+{{qf|Marge}} But we lost the Olympics to [[Shelbyville]].
 {{qf|Homer}} But I'll have fun selling these springs.
 {{qf|Marge}} To who?
 {{qf|Homer}} Idiots. Ooh, these are fun!
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-:''[At [[Moe's]]]''
+:''[At [[Moe's]].]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? ''[shows a can]''
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, thanks. ''[Opens the can. Springs spring out and one stucks in Lenny's eye]'' Ow, my eye! ''[Homer laughs]''
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hey, thanks.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer, get out of here.
 {{qf|Homer}} Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?
-{{qf|Moe}} Thank you, I love nuts. ''[Opens the can and a spring stucks in Moe's eye]'' Ow! God, my eye!
+{{qf|Moe}} Thank you, I love nuts. ''[opens the can and a spring stucks in his eye]'' Ow! God, my eye!
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-:''[At the Simpsons house]''
+:''[At the [[742 Evergreen Terrace|Simpsons house]].]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow, today! Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?
 {{qf|Marge}} Nothing.
-{{qf|Homer}} Don't ask yet! Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers with the help of God's latest creation, the springs. ''[The casserole has springs under it. The burgers jump on the air and the oil burns Homer. He screams.]'' Some second-degree burns but some first class burgers!
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't ask yet! Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers with the help of [[God]]'s latest creation, the springs.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, get rid of these springs!
-{{qf|Homer}} But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow! ''[Maggie is full of springs]'' Now, if I drop her, no more tears! ''[He uses her as a basketball ball]''
+{{qf|Homer}} But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow! ''[Maggie is full of springs]'' Now, if I drop her, no more tears! ''[he uses her as a basketball ball]''
-{{qf|Marge.''' Give me my baby!}}Homer:''' Give it up, Marge, I'm coming through the hole!
+{{qf|Marge}} Give me my baby!
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I want these springs out of our house ''today''!
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-:''[Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet]''
+:''[Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[Singing]'' You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down!
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[Knocks the door]'' You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[knocks the door]'' You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?
 {{qf|Homer}} Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs!
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-:''[The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again]''
+:''[The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What the heck's going on?
-:''[The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up]''
+:''[The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[heard singing]'' A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five springs!
-:''[On Mr. Burn's yacht]''
+:''[On Mr. Burn's yacht.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way?
-:'''Smithers: '''[''looks up from drawing''] Until I was discharged sir.
+:'''[[Smithers]]:''' ''[looks up from drawing]'' Until I was discharged sir.
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 :''[The mail carrier rings]''
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 :'''Marge:''' To who?
 :'''Homer:''' Idiots. Ooh, these are fun!
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 :''[At [[Moe's]]]''
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, Lenny, want some nuts? ''[shows a can]''
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 :'''Homer:''' Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. Want some nuts?
 :'''Moe:''' Thank you, I love nuts. ''[Opens the can and a spring stucks in Moe's eye]'' Ow! God, my eye!
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 :''[At the Simpsons house]''
 :'''Homer:''' Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow, today! Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?
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 :'''Homer:''' Give it up, Marge, I'm coming through the hole!
 :'''Marge:''' Homer, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I want these springs out of our house ''today''!
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 :''[Inside the bathroom, Homer flushes the springs down the toilet]''
 :'''Homer:''' ''[Singing]'' You flush one down, it swirls around. Nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down!
 :'''Marge:''' ''[Knocks the door]'' You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you?
 :'''Homer:''' Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs!
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 :''[The boat, with all of the old people, Bart and Lisa, is sinking. When it does, it goes up again]''
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' What the heck's going on?
 :''[The springs Homer flushes down the toilet come from a pipe and make the boat to spring back up]''
 :'''Homer:''' ''[heard singing]'' A hundred and thirty five springs to flush down, a hundred and thirty five springs!
 :''[On Mr. Burn's yacht]''
 :'''Mr. Burns:''' Now, Smithers, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way?
 :'''Smithers: '''[''looks up from drawing''] Until I was discharged sir.
-{{Season 10 Q}}
+{{Season 10|Q}}
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