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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' So, Snake... are you gonna talk, or do I have to start with the strong stuff?!
:'''[[Snake]]:'''No, dude! No! I saaaid, "decaf only." If i drink to much regular coffee at this hour, I'll be awake all night!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Then you need to give up your accomplice now! Don't make me play good cop, sad cop!
:'''[[Snake]]:'''Isn't it good cop, bad cop!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Oh, right! Yeah, thay makes way more sense. Plus my cyring was never that convicing.
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' Cheif! We have to talk you about Snake.
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah, and that monkey we arrested...? He hired the same lawyer as the first one.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' For you information, I was questioning Snake as part of an ongoing investigation.
:'''[[Lou]]:''' We know that's not true, cheif. he's already in prision!
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Snake's not your friend. he's just using you.
:'''[[Lou]]:''' Snake once robbed an orphanage!
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' And he stole a seeing-eye dog from a blind nun!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' You guys are wrong! People change! Snake's my friend!
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:'''[[Johnny D]]:''' Hey, Snake, some of us are breaking out of here to go get frozen yogurt. You want to come?
:'''[[Snake]]:''' Break out? Are you kidding? I've got Springfield's top cop doing my bidding! I'll just have him bring the froyo in. He's already bought me a new TV, a massage chari, and a xylophone!
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:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Cheif... uh... you think it's wise to throw this ball? Everyon'es here. Who's watching Springfield?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Quiet, Lou. We need something to distract he people from our incompetence and corruption and rampant monkey lawsuits!
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Well, Snake, thanks for saving my life. Even if you did use me.
:'''[[Snake]]:''' Yeah, sorry, dude. And thanks for putting a good word in with the judge and Springing me from the joint.
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' So, Snake... are you gonna talk, or do I have to start with the strong stuff?!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, Snake... are you gonna talk, or do I have to start with the strong stuff?!
-:'''[[Snake]]:'''No, dude! No! I saaaid, "decaf only." If i drink to much regular coffee at this hour, I'll be awake all night!
+{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} No, dude! No! I saaaid, "decaf only." If I drink to much regular coffee at this hour, I'll be awake all night!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Then you need to give up your accomplice now! Don't make me play good cop, sad cop!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Then you need to give up your accomplice now! Don't make me play good cop, sad cop!
-:'''[[Snake]]:'''Isn't it good cop, bad cop!
+{{qf|Snake}} Isn't it good cop, bad cop!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Oh, right! Yeah, thay makes way more sense. Plus my cyring was never that convicing.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, right! Yeah, thay makes way more sense. Plus my cyring was never that convincing.
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-:'''[[Lou]]:''' Cheif! We have to talk you about Snake.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Chief! We have to talk you about Snake.
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah, and that monkey we arrested...? He hired the same lawyer as the first one.
+{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Yeah, and that monkey we arrested...? He hired the same lawyer as the first one.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' For you information, I was questioning Snake as part of an ongoing investigation.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} For you information, I was questioning Snake as part of an ongoing investigation.
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' We know that's not true, cheif. he's already in prision!
+{{qf|Lou}} We know that's not true, chief. he's already in prison!
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Snake's not your friend. he's just using you.
+{{qf|Eddie}} Snake's not your friend. he's just using you.
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' Snake once robbed an orphanage!
+{{qf|Lou}} Snake once robbed an orphanage!
-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' And he stole a seeing-eye dog from a blind nun!
+{{qf|Eddie}} And he stole a seeing-eye dog from a blind nun!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' You guys are wrong! People change! Snake's my friend!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} You guys are wrong! People change! Snake's my friend!
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-:'''[[Johnny D]]:''' Hey, Snake, some of us are breaking out of here to go get frozen yogurt. You want to come?
+{{qf|[[Johnny D]]}} Hey, Snake, some of us are breaking out of here to go get frozen yogurt. You want to come?
-:'''[[Snake]]:''' Break out? Are you kidding? I've got Springfield's top cop doing my bidding! I'll just have him bring the froyo in. He's already bought me a new TV, a massage chari, and a xylophone!
+{{qf|Snake}} Break out? Are you kidding? I've got Springfield's top cop doing my bidding! I'll just have him bring the froyo in. He's already bought me a new TV, a massage chari, and a xylophone!
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-:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Cheif... uh... you think it's wise to throw this ball? Everyon'es here. Who's watching Springfield?
+{{qf|Eddie}} Chief... uh... you think it's wise to throw this ball? Everyon'es here. Who's watching Springfield?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Quiet, Lou. We need something to distract he people from our incompetence and corruption and rampant monkey lawsuits!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Quiet, Lou. We need something to distract he people from our incompetence and corruption and rampant monkey lawsuits!
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Well, Snake, thanks for saving my life. Even if you did use me.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, Snake, thanks for saving my life. Even if you did use me.
-:'''[[Snake]]:''' Yeah, sorry, dude. And thanks for putting a good word in with the judge and Springing me from the joint.
+{{qf|Snake}} Yeah, sorry, dude. And thanks for putting a good word in with the judge and springing me from the joint.
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