The Mystery of the Pesky Desk/Quotes - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 17:50, September 29, 2015

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Francine:''' Where do we sit? :'''Ms. Hoover:''' Assume your positions... ...al except you, Lisa. Don't isit in that desk. It's jinxed! :'''Lisa:''' ..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Francine:''' Where do we sit? :'''Ms. Hoover:''' Assume your positions... ...al except you, Lisa. Don't isit in that desk. It's jinxed! :'''Lisa:''' ..."

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:'''[[Francine]]:''' Where do we sit?
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Assume your positions... ...al except you, Lisa. Don't isit in that desk. It's jinxed!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But Ms. Hoover... everyone know jinxes aren't real.
:'''[[Francine]]:''' Says you Einstein.
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Throughout the history of this school, whomever sits in that desk fails miserably.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' While I appreciacte you use of he objective case, Ms. Hoover... ...I'm not superstitious and Ill prove that his desk is not jinxed. Ms. Hoover, do you worst... give us a pop quiz.
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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Time's up. Put down your pencils.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What? Already? But I haven't had time to--
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' Let me see, Lisa. You dind't answer a single question. F!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If you grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You don't belive it's jinxed, do you?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, but why take any chances?
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What happened? Did i just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marraige....
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Wow! Judging by the exquisitely hand-blown glassware...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Bor-ing.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ...it's an antique still for making moonshine.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Cool!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Fumes from the apparatus are apparently seeping up into the classroom abocve and stupefying whover sits in the desk overhaed.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Coooler still!

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-{{qf|[[Francine]]}} Where do we sit?
+{{qf|Kid 1}} Our classroom has vanished!
-{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Assume your positions... ...al except you, Lisa. Don't sit in that desk. It's jinxed!
+{{qf|Kid 2}} Great... now we get to go home!
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But Ms. Hoover... everyone know jinxes aren't real.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No! Today I'm reading my book report on "{{ap|To Kill a Mockingbird|book}}"! Let's use that empty classroom on the ground floor.
-{{qf|Francine}} Says you Einstein.
+{{qf|Kid 3}} That room is jinxed!
-{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Throughout the history of this school, whomever sits in that desk fails miserably.
+{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} That's right. There's something wrong with that room.
-{{qf|Lisa}} While I appreciate you use of he objective case, Ms. Hoover... ...I'm not superstitious and Ill prove that his desk is not jinxed. Ms. Hoover, do you worst... give us a pop quiz.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Jinxes are just superstition... that abandoned room will be fine. But I wonder what happened to our beloved classroom?
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-{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Time's up. Put down your pencils.
+{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Throughout the history of this school, whomever sits in that desk fails miserably.
-{{qf|Lisa}} What? Already? But I haven't had time to--
+{{qf|Lisa}} While I appreciate your use of the objective case, Ms. Hoover... ...I'm not superstitious, and I'll prove that this desk is not jinxed. Ms. Hoover, do your worst ...give us a pop quiz.
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-{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If you grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If your grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!
 {{qf|Lisa}} You don't believe it's jinxed, do you?
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but why take any chances?
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-{{qf|Lisa}} What happened? Did I just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marriage....
+{{qf|Lisa}} ...And furthermore, do you know the difference between you and a horse's behind?
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Wow! Judging by the exquisitely hand-blown glassware...
+{{qf|Kid 4}} Halloween in April? What a rebel!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Bor-ing.
+{{qf|Kid 5}} Lisa is so cool.
-{{qf|Lisa}} ...it's an antique still for making moonshine.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ms. Hoover, please give us a pop quiz. Any pop quiz.
-{{qf|Bart}} Cool!
+{{qf|Kid 5}} Traitor!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Fumes from the apparatus are apparently seeping up into the classroom above and stupefying whoever sits in the desk overhead.
+{{qf|Kid 6}} What happened to "Cool Lisa"?
-{{qf|Bart}} Cooler still!
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 {{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Let me see, Lisa. You didn't answer a single question. F!
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-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If you grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I hear you're sitting at "the desk," Lisa. If you grades tank, that would pull down the school's average, and my job could be on the line. For the love of Springfield Elementary, don't sit at that desk!
 {{qf|Lisa}} You don't believe it's jinxed, do you?
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} No, but why take any chances?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but why take any chances?
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-{{qf|Lisa}} What happened? Did i just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marriage....
+{{qf|Lisa}} What happened? Did I just show my bare bottom to the class?! GROAN... I was going to save that for marriage....
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Wow! Judging by the exquisitely hand-blown glassware...

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