The Monorail Song - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 14:54, July 31, 2025

2025-07-31T14:54:56Z

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: {{Realworld}} → {{Icons|RW}}

2024-04-14T15:46:59Z

‎top: replaced: {{Realworld}} → {{Icons|RW}}

SolarBot: /* Lyrics */replaced: Homer → Homer, Marge → Marge, Bart → Bart, Apu → Apu, Patty → Patty

2022-03-13T14:58:32Z

‎Lyrics: replaced: Homer → Homer, Marge → Marge, Bart → Bart, Apu → Apu, Patty → Patty

SolarBot: /* Lyrics */removing unneded spaces, replaced: → (5)

2021-08-04T02:32:42Z

‎Lyrics: removing unneded spaces, replaced: → (5)

Solar Dragon at 12:50, October 17, 2019

2019-10-17T12:50:56Z

Solar Dragon at 15:14, October 13, 2019

2019-10-13T15:14:40Z

Solar Dragon at 17:00, October 11, 2019

2019-10-11T17:00:51Z

Solar Dragon at 13:18, October 9, 2019

2019-10-09T13:18:58Z

SolarBot: /* Lyrics */replaced: ''': → :''' (25)

2019-10-08T14:36:14Z

‎Lyrics: replaced: ''': → :''' (25)

Solar Dragon at 14:01, October 8, 2019

2019-10-08T14:01:33Z

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 |image = [[File:Monorail Song.png|250px]]
 |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Phil Hartman]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Maggie Roswell]]<br>Cast
-|characters =[[Lyle Lanley]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Mayor Quimby]]<br>[[Abraham Simpson]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Apu]]<br>[[Miss Hoover]]<br>[[Clancy Wiggum]]
+|characters = [[Lyle Lanley]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Mayor Quimby]]<br>[[Abraham Simpson]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Apu]]<br>[[Miss Hoover]]<br>[[Clancy Wiggum]]
-|length = 1:49
+|length = '''Episode:''' 1:00<br>'''Album:''' 1:49
 |writer = [[Al Jean]]<br>[[Conan O'Brien]]<br>[[Frank Mula]]<br>[[George W. Meyer]]<br>[[Jeff Martin]]<br>[[John Swartzwelder]]<br>[[Jon Vitti]]
 |album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
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 == Lyrics ==
 :'''Lyle Lanley:'''
 :''You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.''
@@ Line 35: / Line 119: @@
 :''I've sold monorails to [[Brockway]], [[Ogdenville]], and [[North Haverbrook]], and, by gum, it put ''them'' on the map!''
-:Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?
+:''Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?''
 :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:'''
-:Monorail!
+:''Monorail!''
 :'''Lyle Lanley:'''
-:What's it called?
+:''What's it called?''
 :'''[[Patty]] and [[Selma Bouvier]]:'''
-:Monorail.
+:''Monorail.''
 :'''Lyle Lanley:'''
@@ Line 88: / Line 172: @@
 :'''All:'''
 :Monorail...
-::'''Lyle Lanley:'''
 ::What's it called?
 :Monorail...
 ::Once again!
 :Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!
@@ Line 107: / Line 198: @@
 :'''Homer:'''
-:''Mono—[[D'oh!]]''
+:Mono—[[D'oh!]]
 == Behind the Laughter ==

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 :''[everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesn't get the joke]''
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:'''
+:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 :''Heh-heh, mule.''
@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 :What's it called?
-:'''[[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma Bouvier]]:'''
+:'''[[Patty]] and [[Selma Bouvier]]:'''
 :Monorail.
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 :It glides as softly as a cloud.
-:'''[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]]:'''
+:'''[[Apu]]:'''
 :Is there a chance the track could bend?
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 :Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]:'''
+:'''[[Marge]]:'''
 :But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
-:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:'''
+:'''[[Bart]]:'''
 :Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

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 :'''Lyle Lanley:'''
-:''The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.  And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.  Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a [[Shelbyville]] idea.''
+:''The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a [[Shelbyville]] idea.''
 :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:'''
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 :'''Lyle Lanley:'''
-:''All right.  I'll tell you what I'll do.  I'll ''show'' you my idea.  I give you the [[Springfield]] Monorail!''
+:''All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll ''show'' you my idea. I give you the [[Springfield]] Monorail!''
 :(''everyone gasps'')

@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 :''You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.''
-:(''everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesn't get the joke'')
+:''[everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesn't get the joke]''
 :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:'''
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 *{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Monorail Song, The}}
 [[Category:Parody songs]]
 [[Category:Songs by Homer]]
 [[Category:Songs by Marge]]
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 [[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]]
 [[Category:Songs by Patty and Selma]]
 [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
 [[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]

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 [[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
 [[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]]
 [[Category:Songs by guest stars]]

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-{{Realworld}}
+{{Icons|RW}}
 {{Song
 |name = "The Monorail Song"

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 [[Category:Songs by Barney]]
 [[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]]
 [[Category:Full cast songs]]
 [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]