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'''Ned:''' "No one wa..."

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'''Todd:''' "Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember." '''Ned:''' "No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that!" '''Todd:''' "But you said a stork brought me." '''Ned:''' "Umm...that was God disguised as a stork." '''Rod:''' "Then who brings baby storks?" '''Ned:''' "There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!" '''Todd:''' ''(Kneeling beside a statue of a stork)'' "Please bless Daddy and Roddy..." '''Ned:''' "Stop praying to that stork!"

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'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Lisa Simpson, you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!" 
'''Lisa Simpson:''' "There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?" 
'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but…well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst."
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'''TV Host:''' "So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let’s say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.
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'''Ned Flanders:''' "As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!."

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'''Miss Hoover:''' "Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum."

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'''Barney Gumble:''' "Homer's son's sister is right!"

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'''Clarice Dremond:''' "This trial is the biggest load of… Oh for crying out loud!" '''Wallace Brady:''' "Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my…"

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'''Bart:''' "Weaving? Homer, you're my father. You're supposed to protect me from things like this."

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 {{qf|[[Rod]]}} Then who brings baby storks?
 {{qf|Ned}} There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
-{{qf|Todd}} ''[Kneeling beside a statue of a stork]'' Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
+{{qf|Todd}} ''[kneeling beside a statue of a stork]'' Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
 {{qf|Ned}} Stop praying to that stork!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Lisa Simpson, you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
-{{qf|Lisa Simpson}} There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
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 {{qf|Ned Flanders}} As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!.
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-{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum.
+{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to [[Groundskeeper Willie]] while I beat this ominous drum.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Clarisse Drummond]]}} This trial is the biggest load of... Oh for crying out loud!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Regarding Margie|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}
-:'''[[Todd]]:''' Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
+{{qf|[[Todd]]}} Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! [[God]] put us here and that's that!
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! [[God]] put us here and that's that!
-:'''Todd:''' But you said a stork brought me.
+{{qf|Todd}} But you said a stork brought me.
-:'''Ned:''' Umm... that was God disguised as a stork.
+{{qf|Ned}} Umm... that was God disguised as a stork.
-:'''[[Rod]]:''' Then who brings baby storks?
+{{qf|[[Rod]]}} Then who brings baby storks?
-:'''Ned:''' There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
+{{qf|Ned}} There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
-:'''Todd:''' ''[Kneeling beside a statue of a stork]'' Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
+{{qf|Todd}} ''[Kneeling beside a statue of a stork]'' Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
-:'''Ned:''' Stop praying to that stork!
+{{qf|Ned}} Stop praying to that stork!
 ----
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
-:'''Lisa Simpson:''' There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
+{{qf|Lisa Simpson}} There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
 ----
-:'''TV Host:''' So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let's say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.
+{{qf|TV Host}} So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let's say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.
 ----
-:'''Ned Flanders:''' As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!.
+{{qf|Ned Flanders}} As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!.
 ----
-:'''[[Miss Hoover]]:''' Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum.
+{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum.
 ----
-:'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
 ----
-:'''[[Clarisse Drummond]]:''' This trial is the biggest load of... Oh for crying out loud!
+{{qf|[[Clarisse Drummond]]}} This trial is the biggest load of... Oh for crying out loud!
-:'''[[Wallace Brady]]:''' Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my...
+{{qf|[[Wallace Brady]]}} Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my...
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Weaving? Homer, you're my father. You're supposed to protect me from things like this.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Weaving? Homer, you're my father. You're supposed to protect me from things like this.
 {{Season 17|Q}}
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 :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
 :'''Lisa Simpson:''' There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but…well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
+:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
 ----
-:'''TV Host:''' So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let’s say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.
+:'''TV Host:''' So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let's say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.
 ----
 :'''Ned Flanders:''' As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!.
@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
 ----
-:'''[[Clarisse Drummond]]:''' This trial is the biggest load of… Oh for crying out loud!
+:'''[[Clarisse Drummond]]:''' This trial is the biggest load of... Oh for crying out loud!
 :'''[[Wallace Brady]]:''' Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my...
 ----

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 :'''Ned:''' Stop praying to that stork!
 ----
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!<br>
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!
-:'''Lisa Simpson:''' There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?<br>
+:'''Lisa Simpson:''' There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but…well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
 ----
@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
 ----
-:'''[[Clarice Dremond]]:''' This trial is the biggest load of… Oh for crying out loud!
+:'''[[Clarisse Drummond]]:''' This trial is the biggest load of… Oh for crying out loud!
 :'''[[Wallace Brady]]:''' Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my...
 ----

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Regarding Margie|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}
 ----
-'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Lisa Simpson, you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!"<br>
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' [[Lisa Simpson]], you're under arrest for the teaching of non-biblical science!<br>
-'''Lisa Simpson:''' "There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?"<br>
+:'''Lisa Simpson:''' There are so many worse crimes. Why are you persecuting me?<br>
-'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but…well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst."
+:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but…well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
 ----
-'''TV Host:''' "So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let’s say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin."
+:'''TV Host:''' So you are calling God a liar? An Unbiased Comparison of Evolution and Creationism. Let’s say hi to two books. One; ''The Bible'' was written by our Lord. The other; ''The Origin of Species'' was written by a cowardly drunk named Charles Darwin.
 ----
-'''Ned Flanders:''' "As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!."
+:'''Ned Flanders:''' As sure as I am that Jesus hates hip-hop!.
 ----
-'''Miss Hoover:''' "Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum."
+:'''[[Miss Hoover]]:''' Class, the town has spoken. From now on we're only teaching one theory: creationism. Now please hand in your evolution books to Groundskeeper Willie while I beat this ominous drum.
 ----
-'''Barney Gumble:''' "Homer's son's sister is right!"
+:'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' [[Homer]]'s son's sister is right!
 ----
-'''Clarice Dremond:''' "This trial is the biggest load of… Oh for crying out loud!"<br />'''Wallace Brady:''' "Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my…"
+:'''[[Clarice Dremond]]:''' This trial is the biggest load of… Oh for crying out loud!
+:'''[[Wallace Brady]]:''' Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mother? Evolution?! My my my...
 ----
-'''Bart:''' "Weaving? Homer, you're my father. You're supposed to protect me from things like this."
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Weaving? Homer, you're my father. You're supposed to protect me from things like this.
 {{Season 17|Q}}