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:'''[[Otto]]:''' Bart-dude, I used to think that driving a bus was the second-greatest high in the world. But lately it's been getting on my nerves.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really? Why?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Mr. Bus diver, are we going to the school today?
:'''[[Otto]]:''' For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention!
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:'''[[Otto]]:''' That jukebox got any heavy metal?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
:'''[[Otto]]:''' I don't mean to bring the place down, but i'm kinda bummed right now.
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Trust me, pal. You couldn't bring this place any further down if you buried it.
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' Hey, you're not Moe.
:'''[[Otto]]:''' The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!
:'''[[Barney]]:''' Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?
:'''[[Otto]]:''' Here's a beer on the house for my first customer. But don't worry, Moe will be back soon.
:'''[[Barney]]:''' Moe who?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Moe...
:'''[[Moe]]:''' I heard yous talkin' back there, and you can forget it. Bus drivin' is the best thing that ever happened to me. I ain't goin' nowhere.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Did you explain to Otto not to let my dad run a tab?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' A tab?! Aw geez!
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I can't read a map or read!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.

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-{{qf|[[Otto]]}} Bart-dude, I used to think that driving a bus was the second-greatest high in the world. But lately it's been getting on my nerves.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hurry up, Lisa! We're gonna be late!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Really? Why?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why are you in such a hurry to get to school?
-{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Mr. Bus diver, are we going to the school today?
+{{qf|Bart}} I covered Skinner's desk in chia seeds before the weekend. I gotta see what it looks like before he cleans it up!
-{{qf|Otto}} For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ewww.
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 {{qf|Otto}} That jukebox got any heavy metal?
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
+{{qf|Moe}} Nah. Just mostly country songs by {{Ch|Willie Nelson}}. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
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-{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, you're not Moe.
+{{qf|Otto}} What? No way! Owning my own bar would be a dream! Serving righteous suds, talking to righteous barflies, pickling righteous eggs! You even got you're own pool table with almost all the balls!
 {{qf|Otto}} The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!
 {{qf|Barney}} Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?
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 {{qf|Barney}} Moe who?
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-{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Moe...
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Is that rock music I hear?
-{{qf|Moe}} I heard yous talkin' back there, and you can forget it. Bus drivin' is the best thing that ever happened to me. I ain't goin' nowhere.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} What happened? Did a motorcycle gang take over Moe's again?
-{{qf|Bart}} Did you explain to Otto not to let my dad run a tab?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's like the ghost of [[Grand Funk Railroad]] has risen to show us how to rock again!
-{{qf|Moe}} A tab?! Aw geez!
+----
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 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?
-{{qf|Ralph}} I can't read a map or read!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I can't read a map or read!
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.
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-:'''[[Otto]]:''' Bart-dude, I used to think that driving a bus was the second-greatest high in the world. But lately it's been getting on my nerves.
+{{qf|[[Otto]]}} Bart-dude, I used to think that driving a bus was the second-greatest high in the world. But lately it's been getting on my nerves.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really? Why?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Really? Why?
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Mr. Bus diver, are we going to the school today?
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Mr. Bus diver, are we going to the school today?
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention!
+{{qf|Otto}} For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention!
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-:'''[[Otto]]:''' That jukebox got any heavy metal?
+{{qf|Otto}} That jukebox got any heavy metal?
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' I don't mean to bring the place down, but i'm kinda bummed right now.
+{{qf|Otto}} I don't mean to bring the place down, but i'm kinda bummed right now.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Trust me, pal. You couldn't bring this place any further down if you buried it.
+{{qf|Moe}} Trust me, pal. You couldn't bring this place any further down if you buried it.
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-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Hey, you're not Moe.
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, you're not Moe.
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!
+{{qf|Otto}} The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?
+{{qf|Barney}} Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' Here's a beer on the house for my first customer. But don't worry, Moe will be back soon.
+{{qf|Otto}} Here's a beer on the house for my first customer. But don't worry, Moe will be back soon.
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Moe who?
+{{qf|Barney}} Moe who?
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Moe...
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Moe...
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' I heard yous talkin' back there, and you can forget it. Bus drivin' is the best thing that ever happened to me. I ain't goin' nowhere.
+{{qf|Moe}} I heard yous talkin' back there, and you can forget it. Bus drivin' is the best thing that ever happened to me. I ain't goin' nowhere.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Did you explain to Otto not to let my dad run a tab?
+{{qf|Bart}} Did you explain to Otto not to let my dad run a tab?
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' A tab?! Aw geez!
+{{qf|Moe}} A tab?! Aw geez!
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I can't read a map or read!
+{{qf|Ralph}} I can't read a map or read!
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.
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