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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Mighty Bucks
|image =
|level = 11
|update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Softball Mr Burns]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|It's Pronounced Nu-cular|4}}
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Mighty Bucks''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} content update. It requires [[Softball Mr Burns]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, sir. Do you remember that traffic ticket we received for running a red light?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Pah! Red lights only apply to the poor, the middle class, the rich, and the ultra-rich. I'm super-ultra-class-double-five-star-stupid rich!<}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Or does that title no longer hold any meaning in our society? We need to contest this ticket all the way to the United States Supreme Court!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|We did. We lost 5-4.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I thought when we got shadow arch-conservative Sonia Sotomayor appointed to the Court, they'd finally look out for us wealthy folk.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I suppose we'll just have to content ourselves with owning the Executive and Legislative branches of government.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|There's more, sir. As punishment for wasting millions of dollars of taxpayer money, they've sentenced you to community service.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|You have to do 100 hours coaching a local youth softball team.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh. Could be worse. Lovely game, softball. Played with a hoop, a tin can and a Winchester rifle, if memory serves?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Burns Learn What Softball Is|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Listen up, you disgusting, malformed half-adults! This softball team does not tolerate losing!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|To that end, you ignorant pre-humans, you will follow my instructions at all times!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|When I dust my left sleeve, that means steal a base.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|When I touch my cap, cheat. I don't care how. I just want to see rules being broken.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I thought sports were about doing your best and playing fair?}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'm tugging my ear right now, people…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Play Softball|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I just wanted to thank you for devoting your valuable time to better the lives of us kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Am I bettering them? That was not my intent.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here to win. But, if I can permanently scar some young minds in the process, well, that's all to the good.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|We're going to play our hardest for you, Coach.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|How very kind. Please, call me Generalissimo.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Mr Burns Yell at Children|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Look Up to a New Father Figure|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why are you following me around like one of those small, non-lethal mini-hounds?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|You mean a puppy?}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, those things.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I thought maybe if I observed a successful man in action, it might help me.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|There's nothing that would upset me more than to help a fellow human.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Life is about fighting and clawing and nuisance-suing for what you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|That's wonderful advice. You're very good at this.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I do not wish to be, you annoying nitwit. I very sincerely don't.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I was thinking maybe we could have a game of catch? You could dispense life lessons while we do it.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers could be made to throw and catch in my stead. There's a good lesson for you: lackeys make everything easier. Get one.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Wow. Thanks, Coach.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Mr Burns Bond with Milhouse|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Softball Mr Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's the day of the big game. Milhouse, my protégé, what are Burns' Rules of Sport?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Play unfair, don't have fun, always be taunting, and keep your eye on your wallet.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your “teammates.” They'll be the first to stab you in the back.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Mr Burns Watch the Game|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Play Softball|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]|4}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's the final inning. The Van Houten boy is coming up to bat.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I feel like a proud tyrant, Smithers.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Sir, look at the time. Your 100 hours of community service just ended.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, good! Start the car.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Can and shall! It's called “Lane Kiffin's Law,” and it goes like this:}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|“Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along.” Ah, the beauty of sport!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to ''{{W|The Mighty Ducks}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Tap Ball}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Mighty Bucks, The}}

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 {{TB|When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|I'm tugging my ear right now, people…}}
+{{TB|I'm tugging my ear right now, people...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Play Softball|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am.}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your “teammates.” They'll be the first to stab you in the back.}}
+{{TB|Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your "teammates." They'll be the first to stab you in the back.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Softball Mr Burns Watch the Game|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Play Softball|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]|4}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
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 {{TB|Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Can and shall! It's called “Lane Kiffin's Law,” and it goes like this:}}
+{{TB|Can and shall! It's called "Lane Kiffin's Law," and it goes like this:}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|“Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along.” Ah, the beauty of sport!}}
+{{TB|"Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along." Ah, the beauty of sport!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}

The Mighty Bucks - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:15, April 29, 2025

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