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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Sideshow Bob!
:'''[[Bart]]''': We have to stop him, Milhouse.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': "We"? It's you he wants to kill.
:'''[[Bart]]''': But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I... I... I... guess.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown?
:'''[[Homer]]''': No sense in wasting this. Yoink!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I may have solved your problem, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Myum! Myush! Smack!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch!
:'''{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}''': Huh?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I know how you are!
:'''{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}''': No!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go!
:'''{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}''': Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes.
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:'''[[Edna]]''': Hello?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel?
:'''[[Edna]]''': Yes.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I have some bad news for you. Your uncle Fletcher has passed on.
:'''[[Edna]]''': I don't remember having an uncle Fletcher.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars!
:'''[[Edna]]''': Wha--?
:'''[[Bart]]''': But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello?
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Find out what the music is, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': What good is that going to do?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': [ICK!] No what that's Bob!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne.
:'''[[Bart]]''': But we can't get close enoguh to the house.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You're afraid of poddles?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Frekishly big poddles, yes.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television.

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-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Sideshow Bob!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Sideshow Bob!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': We have to stop him, Milhouse.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} We have to stop him, Milhouse.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': "We"? It's you he wants to kill.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} "We"? It's you he wants to kill.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another.
+{{qf|Bart}} But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I... I... I... guess.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I... I... I... guess.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''':  What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': No sense in wasting this. Yoink!
+{{qf|Homer}} No sense in wasting this. Yoink!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I may have solved your problem, Bart.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I may have solved your problem, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me?
+{{qf|Bart}} You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Myum! Myush! Smack!
+{{qf|Homer}} Myum! Myush! Smack!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch!
+{{qf|Bart}} As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch!
-:'''{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}''': Huh?
+{{qf|{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}}} Huh?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I know how you are!
+{{qf|Bart}} I know how you are!
-:'''{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}''': No!
+{{qf|Stinky}} No!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go!
+{{qf|Bart}} You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go!
-:'''{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}''': Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price!
+{{qf|Stinky}} Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes.
 ----
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Hello?
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Hello?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel?
+{{qf|Bart}} Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel?
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Yes.
+{{qf|Edna}} Yes.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I have some bad news for you. Your uncle Fletcher has passed on.
+{{qf|Bart}} I have some bad news for you. Your Uncle Fletcher has passed on.
-:'''[[Edna]]''': I don't remember having an uncle Fletcher.
+{{qf|Edna}} I don't remember having an Uncle Fletcher.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars!
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars!
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Wha--?
+{{qf|Edna}} Wha--?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello?
+{{qf|Bart}} But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello?
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Find out what the music is, Bart.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Find out what the music is, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What good is that going to do?
+{{qf|Bart}} What good is that going to do?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man.
+{{qf|Lisa}} What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya.
+{{qf|Bart}} Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': [ICK!] No what that's Bob!
+{{qf|Lisa}} [ICK!] No what that's Bob!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': But we can't get close enoguh to the house.
+{{qf|Bart}} But we can't get close enoguh to the house.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': You're afraid of poddles?
+{{qf|Lisa}} You're afraid of poddles?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Frekishly big poddles, yes.
+{{qf|Bart}} Frekishly big poddles, yes.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television.
+{{qf|Bart}} Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television.
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