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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Man Who Knew Too Little
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Secret Agents}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Apu]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]]
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|Eye Spy, You Spy|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''The Man Who Knew Too Little''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Secret Agents}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I'm a shoo in!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|"Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety". Dad, don't you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Just because I have one of those things -- a background in nuclear safety?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, I can't ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I'm off to catch my big break!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig|6 seconds|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon}}
{{TB|V'elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How did you know vy name?!}}
{{Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon}}
{{TB|How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Umm…}}
{{Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon}}
{{TB|You don't have to answer that.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So what kind of nude modelling is this?}}
{{Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon}}
{{TB|No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.}}
{{Tapped Out Testost-Irene Icon}}
{{TB|Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Good luck improving on this beefcake.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Mmm… beef cake.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup|6 seconds|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Not that I'm not into it, but what's with all the restraints?}}
{{Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon}}
{{TB|Silence! Focus on the screen. Soon you will find yourself hypnotized against your own government…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Death to the G-men!}}
{{Tapped Out STEM-antha Icon}}
{{TB|I haven't started the hypnosis yet.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hair and muzzle makeup wasn't so hard – I don't see what all those models are complaining about.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Secret Voice||55}}
{{TB|Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Oh, no! I've developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Secret Voice||55}}
{{TB|The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty Phone}}
{{TB|I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Gather Minions|6 seconds|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed|6 seconds|a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Secret Voice||55}}
{{TB|Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Apu]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Secret Voice||55}}
{{TB|It's time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|How 'bout Krusty Burger? They've got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Secret Voice||55}}
{{TB|This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I've set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Thanks, but I'll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Agency Headquarters]]|6 seconds}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker|4 hours|the [[Agency Headquarters]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Secret Voice||55}}
{{TB|You've done well, Homer. I think it's time we met. Look behind you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A talking car?! I knew they were real!}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|No, Homer, over here.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Scorpio? I thought you… you know… died.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Tap the Men in Tan|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|Look out, Martin Shkreli! I'll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|They just call that "Top CEOs" now.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{CheapI|100}}/{{PersonalI|100}}/{{CorporateI|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you've got to have more eyes than [[Mississippi]].}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|That would be four. We'll need more than that.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian's closet.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|In my day, we used to just root through people's garbage.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hey, you're talkin' about my home there!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Build the [[Surveillance Post]]}}<br>{{Task|Launch the Drone Scan}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Uh oh, I think I broke something.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|Um… what answer doesn't make me look stupid…?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{CheapI|100}}/{{PersonalI|100}}/{{CorporateI|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|Pretty Fly for a WiFi}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{TOQPrev|Pretty Fly for a WiFi}}
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Pretty Fly for a WiFi]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We're wasting too much time and energy on putting out fires.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So we should be starting fires?}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|When the heat is on, one needs to be a master of disguise and hide in plain sight.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beard}}
{{TB|Way ahead of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Take that off, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beard}}
{{TB|Homer who? I'm Admiral Troutpuncher of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, brother.}}
{{THT|'''Reward:''' {{Schematic|40}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Hidden Research Facility]]|6 seconds}}<br>{{Task|Spend Schematics on Research}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|From here, we can construct an arsenal of everyday items, that are secretly something else.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Like that toilet in your office that's also a water fountain.}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My office doesn't have a toilet.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{CheapI|500}}/{{PersonalI|500}}/{{CorporateI|500}} and {{XP|50}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?}}
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 {{TB|Good luck improving on this beefcake.}}
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 {{TB|Not that I'm not into it, but what's with all the restraints?}}
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-{{TB|Silence! Focus on the screen. Soon you will find yourself hypnotized against your own government…}}
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 {{TB|Death to the G-men!}}
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 {{TB|No, Homer, over here.}}
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-{{TB|Mr. Scorpio? I thought you… you know… died.}}
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 {{TB|You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.}}
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 {{TB|That would be four. We'll need more than that.}}
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-{{TB|Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian's closet.}}
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 {{TB|I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.}}
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 {{TB|You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?}}
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-{{TB|Um… what answer doesn't make me look stupid…?}}
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