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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|O C&#039;mon All Ye Faithful|Bottle Episode}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a>}} Move over <a href="/wiki/Los_Angeles" title="Los Angeles">Los Angeles</a> and <a href="/wiki/Philadelphia" title="Philadelphia">Philadelphia</a>. It&#039;s <a href="/wiki/Springfield" title="Springfield">Springfield</a>&#039;s turn to...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|O C'mon All Ye Faithful|Bottle Episode}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Move over [[Los Angeles]] and [[Philadelphia]]. It's [[Springfield]]'s turn to have its drunken sports fans climb streetlights and burn down the town.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Reporter}} Mayor, you've been accused of being a fair-weather fan for this team.<br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Not true. I am a dyed-in-the-wool fan of these...<br /> {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby's body guards|Bodyguard]]}} ''[whispers]'' Bowlers.<br /> {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Bowlers?! Really? People still do that?<br /> {{qf|Reporter}} So you don't mind that they say you're jumping on the bandwagon?<br /> {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Let me just say, no one jumps later or harder than I. To the Pin Heads, eh... Pin Pals.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Anyhoo, I could never have made it without my very good friends, Homer, Carl, Flanders, and that new guy from [[Portugal]] whose, uh, name I forget.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} There's one word that defines this team. And that word isn't &quot;can&quot; or &quot;might.&quot; That word is, uh, wait a minute. Cards out of order... Can't read my own writing here. Oh, okay, it's &quot;will.&quot; Yes, we will!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} All right folks, break it up. Unless you're jerkin' a gherkin, go on home.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I love you all. Water my plants.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You don't have any plants.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Then we're good. Bye.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Overweight? How is that possible? Pilot, five passengers, five 14-pound balls...<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Uh, I wanted a little extra oomph, so I actually brought a 16-pound ball.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Me, too. By which I mean I brought two 16-pound balls.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Anyone else want to brag about their balls? I mean, seriously?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Oh, God! Spanish-what's-his-name.<br /> {{qf|Carl}} It's Portuguese-what's-his-name, you idiot.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Huh? Well, look at that Flanders risking his own life to save another. Wow.<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Homer, could you get my water bottle?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Hello, Moe speaking.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Simpson. First name, Homer.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Oh, I recognize that voice. You ever call me again, you little puke, I'm gonna cut you up, use your intestines as violin strings, and play &quot;Flight of the Bumblebee!&quot; I'm gonna go Rimsky-Korsakov on yas.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm just trying to find my dad.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, right. Try looking in hell, hell boy!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I feel so much regret. I never got the chance to tell my son I loved him.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Never? You're 87 years old.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Uh, it was on my &quot;to do&quot; list.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Still no sign of the missing bowlers. And one thing I must say now, there is nothing a newscaster loves better than missing people, be they on a mountain, in a submarine, or, preferably, deep under rubble. Even if we know they're dead, we'll keep it quiet for a few days, just to keep the ratings up.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} My friends, if we just have faith in the good Lord who blew us to bits on the side of the mountain, we'll be okay.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Barney}} He's dead.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} No! No, he's not dead. H-He's just resting. Oh, Lord, you can't be this cruel.<br /> {{qf|Barney}} Sorry, man. I knew he was a goner a while ago, but I liked watching you carry him.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} We were gonna make s'mores. Now there'll just be s'nothing. ''[sniffles]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Homer, I knew you had a heart.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Just like the [[Cowardly Lion]].<br /> {{qf|Carl}} He always had a heart. What he lacked was courage.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} And the [[Scarecrow]] lacked straw, right?<br /> {{qf|Ned}} No, he was nothing but straw.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Wow. I'm looking at everything with new eyes. Just like the [[Tin Man]].<br /> {{qf|Ned}} That's not what the Tin Man...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} All right, gentlemen, there's a subject we need to discuss. Now we've waited long enough, I'm just going to say it: It is time that we resorted to cannibalism. Mmm.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} What? No. Absolutely not.<br /> {{qf|Moe}} I'm not saying we eat him. I'm saying we prepare him to be eaten. If he gets frozen, we'll just end up with junk food, like his hair or his toenails.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Patty and Selma? Oh, this day couldn't get any worse. Is what my dad would say if he were alive.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mona Simpson]]}} My dear son, are you ready to join me?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place.<br /> {{qf|Mona}} Um... That's not exactly where I am. They are very hard on former left-wing radicals in the afterlife.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Fausto]]}} I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Well, you don't have to make a meal out of it.<br /> {{qf|Fausto}} Yi-yo-yu!<br /> <br /> {{Season 36|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Man Who Flew Too Much/Quotes, The}}</div>

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