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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Milhouse:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? :'''Kent Brockman:''' Oh my godness! So you know! It's tru..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Milhouse:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? :'''Kent Brockman:''' Oh my godness! So you know! It's tru..."

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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Oh my godness! So you know! It's tru, i never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was eighter become a newscaster, or learn how to drwan "Nutsy the Squirell"!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually lstening to... Celine Dion!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Doris, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Cheif Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Uh, that's not what I asked.
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, well, some how you tough take-no-prisioners attitude wrangled it out of me anway!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Can you belive principal Skinner sitll sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
:'''[[Edna]]''': What planet have you been living on?
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Oh, I see what you've doing... stop copying me!
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': Stop copying me!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I mean it!
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I mean it!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Okay, fine, if you're gonne be that ay! I'm a big baby who wets his pants!
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Mr. Brockamn! How it's going?
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:'''Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirel"!

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 {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} What planet have you been living on?
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-{{qf|Milhouse}}  Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
 {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Stop copying me!
-{{qf|Milhouse}}  I mean it!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I mean it!
 {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I mean it!
-{{qf|Milhouse}}  Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
 {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
-{{qf|Milhouse}}  No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?

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-{{TabQ}}
+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to...Celine Dion!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... [[Celine Dion]]!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Doris, uh... Why is the school's food so bad?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Lunchlady Doris, uh... Why is the school's food so bad?
-:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
+{{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} ''[SOB!]'' My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Um, that's not what I asked.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Um, that's not what I asked.
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
-:'''[[Edna]]''': What planet have you been living on?
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} What planet have you been living on?
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
+{{qf|Milhouse}}  Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': Stop copying me!
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Stop copying me!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  I mean it!
+{{qf|Milhouse}}  I mean it!
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I mean it!
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I mean it!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
+{{qf|Milhouse}}  Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
+{{qf|Milhouse}}  No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
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 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, i never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was eighter become a newscaster, or learn how to drawn "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, I never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was either become a newscaster, or learn how to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
 ----
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... Celine Dion!
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to...Celine Dion!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Dora, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Doris, uh... Why is the school's food so bad?
-:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
+:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy!
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrupt!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Uh, that's not what I asked.
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Um, that's not what I asked.
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, well, some how you tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anway!
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh. Well, somehow your tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anyway!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Can you believe principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Can you believe Principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
 :'''[[Edna]]''': What planet have you been living on?
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  Oh, I see what you've doing... stop copying me!
+:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  Oh, I see what you're doing... Stop copying me!
 :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': Stop copying me!
 :'''[[Milhouse]]''':  I mean it!
 :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I mean it!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that ay! I'm a big baby who wets his pants!
+:'''[[Milhouse]]''':  Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that way! "I'm a big baby who wets his pants!"
 :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
 :'''[[Milhouse]]''':  No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How it's going?
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How's it going?
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:'''Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Madness of Milhouse/Quotes, The}}

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 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually lstening to... Celine Dion!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Doris, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Dora, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
-:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
+:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Cheif Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
 :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy!