https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Long_Strokes_of_SummerThe Long Strokes of Summer - Revision history2026-04-18T12:53:01ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.29.0https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Long_Strokes_of_Summer&diff=1440306&oldid=prevSolarBot: /* Dialogue */ replaced: … → ... (5)2025-12-17T22:18:35Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Dialogue: </span> replaced: … → ... (5)</span></p>
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'''The Long Strokes of Summer''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Hard Play's Night}} content update.<br />
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{{TB|Now, to start the school year off with a bang, our Springfield Elementary Orchestra will play Beethoven's "Symphony No. 5. Allegro con brio".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}<br />
{{TB|More like "allegro con boring"!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Icon|Milhouse and Nelson||85}}<br />
{{TB|…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|That joke fell flat, Bart.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Eye Roll}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, that was like a reverse "haw-haw"! A "wah-wah", if you will.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Worried}}<br />
{{TB|Come on, it's the first day back at school. It takes some time to get back into rhythm.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br />
{{TB|And to conduct this classical piece, our very own, Mr. Largo.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon|Drowsy}}<br />
{{TB|Ok, kids… and a-one, and a-two…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|"BAH-BAH-BUM…." Classic.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, not too shabby for a bunch of dorkestra nerds.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon|Drowsy}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}conducting noises{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}<br />
{{TB|Is Mr. Largo falling asleep or is he just lost in the music?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon|Sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|Zzzzzzzzzzz…}}<br />
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{{TB|He IS asleep!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|The Music Wizard is making spells with his wand!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}<br />
{{TB|And his baton is moving all over the place!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|His erratic conducting is modulating the tempo at the speed of Liszt!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon|Sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}snoring{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|He's playing in the key of Zzzz!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Wait, Largo's not the only one asleep — ALL the teachers are!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}snoring{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}snoring{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Coach Pommelhorst Icon|Sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}snoring{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Why in God's name are all the teachers asleep?! SKINNER!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Dewey Largo Wake Up|6 seconds|[[Springfield Elementary]]|char=[[Dewey Largo]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Stick Random Objects in His Mouth|6 seconds|[[Springfield Elementary]]|char=[[Ralph]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Tell Another Joke|6 seconds|[[Springfield Elementary]]|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Why does your entire faculty look like they've been working nights at the coal mine?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I can assure you that only two people have part-time jobs at the coal mine.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|It's only the first day of school and these teachers are practically sedated! What kind of sick operation are you running here, Skinner?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Nervous}}<br />
{{TB|I don't know the answer to that question but believe me when I say: I will personally get to the bottom of this.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I don't believe you — but I do believe him. Tell me what's really going on, Willie.}}<br />
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{{TB|The toupée-wearin' Principal's been workin' the teachers all summer! And now they're sleepin' harder than a Highlander after a midnight sheep toss.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I should have never brought you along for moral support.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Willie only supports two things: his entire family in Scotland and Aberdeen FC!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|The teachers have been working all summer? On what?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Not ALL summer! It was just a weeklong seminar preparing the faculty for the potential onslaught of students using AI to do all their homework and write all their essays.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That'd be enough to put me to sleep and kill my summer. Fantastic work, Skinner. You single-handedly ruined the only positive aspect of being a teacher: a three-month break.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I was only trying to prepare us for this new age of artificial intelligence.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I don't think this school has to worry about ANY kind of intelligence.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|He also made us all paint the school.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br />
{{TB|But that's what teachers do in the summer.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Skinner, I'm very disappointed in your school's performance today, but I'm going to come back next week. If you don't put on a performance that wows me: {{*}}guillotine noise{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Chalmers, it'll be the best show Springfield Elementary has ever put on!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Don't raise my expectations, Skinner. If you were smart, you'd know that you should always lower your boss' expectations so that you can then wildly exceed them.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Okay, it'll be the worst show Springfield Elementary has ever put on!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/A Hard Play's Night}}<br />
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