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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Lone Danger
|image =
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements = [[Bart's Treehouse]]
|characters = [[The Kid With No Name]], [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Lone Danger''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires [[Bart's Treehouse]] and [[The Kid With No Name]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining The Kid With No Name|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Call me… The Kid With No Name. Righter of wrongs. Protector of the meek. Shooter of buttwads.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Kid With No Name! I need your help!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|The bullies have been mocking me at my dance recitals. Can you teach them a lesson?}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|What's in it for the Kid?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I thought vigilantes didn't ASK to be paid. I am the meek, sir. You should protect me pro bono.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Hey the Kid is just starting out. Once the Kid gets on his feet, maybe he'll be in a position to work for free.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Fine. How about a week's worth of homework?}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|The Kid With No Name accepts.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kid With No Name Send Bullies a Message|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haw haw! Martin cares about something!}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Time for you to leave the recital, punk. No refunds.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa. Did you just pull a GUN on me? Ever heard of a proportional response, psycho?}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|The Kid's anger gets away from him sometimes. It's something the Kid is working on in therapy. Now scram.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Kid With No Name's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Help, Bart!}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|There's no Bart here, ma'am.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Okay, “Kid With No Name.” Have it your way.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Your friend -- sorry -- my BROTHER'S friend Milhouse is still sending me Valentines. It's March. That's creepy.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|Pffft! Sure you do, Bart--}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|IT'S “KID,” LISA! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. YOU'RE THE WORST SISTER IN THE WORLD!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Geez, sorry. Listen, KID, take care of this and I'll eat your vegetables for a month.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message|Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|[[Puppy Goo-Goo]]? Puppy Goo-Goo, where are you?}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|I got your age-inappropriate security animal right here.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Stop sending Lisa Simpson Valentines, or the puppy hangs from the tallest tree.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not STUPID, Bart. She's just a stuffed doll.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}COCKS GUN AT PUPPY GOO-GOO'S HEAD*}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Okay, okay -- whatever you say! Just don't hurt her!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Kid With No Name's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|The Kid With No Name. Wherever justice is in short supply, he rides a lonesome trail to--}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Bart? Can I talk to you.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING PRETEND? Oh, forget it. The moment's gone. What's up?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I hear you've been doing some questionable favors for your friends.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Nope, not me. Probably Maggie.}}
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}indignant suck*}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|If you deny it, I know it's true. But this one time, I'm going to forgive you lying to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Mainly because I need your help. Skinner always awards [[Helen Lovejoy]] the School Fair Bake-Off trophy.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I don't know what she's got on him, but this year I want that trophy. Send a message to Skinner.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|What's in it for me?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Not being grounded for the remainder of the year.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Good deal, good deal.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kid With No Name Send Skinner a Message|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Puzzled}}
{{TB|Someone crossed all the names off the Bake-Off list, except Marge Simpson!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|And they used my vintage crayon collection to do it! It's ruined!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Kissing}}
{{TB|Thank you, Kid! Mmmm-wah!}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Mom!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Are you the one they call “The Kid with the Self-Contradictory Name?”}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|It's “…With No Name.” But now that you mention it, yeah, I guess I do have a name after all.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for spelling it out for us all.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Anyhoo, I have need of your services.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|If you're half the marksman they say you are, I'll pay you anything you like.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kid With No Name Demonstrate His Skills|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Very impressive!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now, to the task at hand.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Meet me here tomorrow at exactly this time.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I need you to “take care” of an associate of mine.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|“Take care?” Not sure I like the sound of that…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kid With No Name Have a Moral Crisis|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't think I'm quite ready to “take care of” anyone.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Maybe I'll be ready in a few years. Like, when I'm twelve.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, you didn't think I meant “take care of” as in “take care of?” No, not at all!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Winking}}
{{TB|I meant I want you to kill him. Kill my associate.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
{{TB|Actually that IS what I thought.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, no! You misunderstand! Kill my associate with KINDNESS!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|By taking extra special, sweet care of him…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|…so that he is so overwhelmed with joy, he dies in screaming agony. Never to trouble me again.}}
{{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I'm confused.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, me too. Let's just part ways and call it a quest, all right?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the {{W|Lone Ranger}} while The Kid With No Name is a reference to the {{W|Man with No Name}}, played by [[Clint Eastwood]], from the ''{{W|Dollars Trilogy}}'' of spaghetti western films.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Wild West}}
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 {{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
 {{TB|There's no Bart here, ma'am.}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
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 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Okay, "Kid With No Name." Have it your way.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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 {{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon}}
 {{TB|I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am.}}
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+{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|Pffft! Sure you do, Bart--}}
 {{Tapped Out The Kid With No Name Icon|Angry}}

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 |level = 12
 |update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
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 |characters = [[The Kid With No Name]], [[Mr. Burns]]
 |optional =
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-'''The Lone Danger''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires [[Bart's Treehouse]] and [[The Kid With No Name]] to be obtained.
+'''The Lone Danger''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires [[Bart's Tree House]] and [[The Kid With No Name]] to be obtained.
 == Dialogue ==