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:'''[[Homer]]:''' [PHEW!] I've been hiding behind trees and holding my gut in all day!<br />
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' This isn't so bad! I don't really need anyone. Well... maybe Sideshow Mel. He would have slipped on that banana peel and got a concussion, thrown his back out... maybe even broken his head bone. [SIGH!] It would a been hilarious...<br />
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Mmmmm! Nice, crisp lettuce, ripe tomato, a toasted sesame seed bun, and the patty is perfectly seasoned.<br />
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Now try mine!!<br />
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Um... this is a urinal cake stuck between two sponges.<br />
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