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{{TabQ
|episode=The Lastest Gun in the West
}}
:'''Bart''': Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
:'''Marge''': Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
----
:'''Lisa''': I'm Annie Oakley!
:'''Nelson''': I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
:'''Ralph''': I'm a gulch!
----
:'''Bart''': Buck McCoy helped me.
:'''Grandpa''': Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
:'''Lisa''': I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
:'''Grandpa''': Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
----
:'''Homer''': Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
:'''Lisa''': Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
:'''Homer''': Oh, right.
----
:'''Lisa''': You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!
----
:'''Bart''' (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat): Eat my short stories!
----
:'''Homer''' (Screaming in the phone): Get me Buck McCoy!
:'''Lisa''': Dad! I'm on the line.
----
:'''Milhouse''': Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
:'''Ralph''': I will.
:'''Milhouse''': Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
:'''Ralph''': Be quiet.
:'''Milhouse''': Yes sir.

{{Season 13 Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Bart Wants What It Wants|The Old Man and the Key}}
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, [[Rover|a dog]] ate my clothes!
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Nice try. But we're still going to ''{{W|Riverdance}}''.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this [[Tarzan]] movie.
-{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
-{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm a gulch!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, right.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} [[Buck McCoy]] helped me.
+{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Yeah, in the seventies, westerns were out and detective shows were in. It seems like all I did was shoot hippies. They wrote me out of the show and it became ''{{W|Room 222}}''.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
+{{qf|Bart}} Now, listen up. When I come back tomorrow you'd better have cowboy suits. And they'd better be adorable.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
+----
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, right.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, here at Springfield Elementary where a new Western "craze" is sweeping the campus.
 ----
-{{qf|Lisa}} You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Buck, this is a real honor. I grew up watching your horse operas down at the Bijou.
 ----
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat]'' Eat my short stories!
+{{qf|Homer}} My son lost his hero. This should be the greatest night of my life. How come I'm not happy?
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[screaming in the phone]'' Get me Buck McCoy!
+{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Look, I worked long and hard, got rich, and now I'm retired. Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Dad! I'm on the line.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I don't know. I just naturally assumed it was some of my business.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
+{{qf|Bank robber}} I'm firing at the lasso, but the bullets just go through the middle.
-{{qf|Ralph}} I will.
+{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} It's the ultimate weapon!
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@@ Line 10: / Line 10: @@
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 {{qf|Bart}} [[Buck McCoy]] helped me.
-{{qf|[[Grandpa]]}} Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
-{{qf|Grandpa}} Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
-{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
-{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]}} I'm a gulch!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm a gulch!
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} [[Buck McCoy]] helped me.
-{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]}} Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
+{{qf|[[Grandpa]]}} Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
 {{qf|Grandpa}} Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, right.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat]'' Eat my short stories!
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[Screaming in the phone]'' Get me Buck McCoy!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[screaming in the phone]'' Get me Buck McCoy!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad! I'm on the line.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Milhouse van Houten|Milhouse]]}} Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
 {{qf|Ralph}} I will.
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!

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 {{TabQ}}
-:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
+{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
+{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
+{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
-:'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]''': I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
-:'''[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]''': I'm a gulch!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]}} I'm a gulch!
 ----
-:'''Bart''': [[Buck McCoy]] helped me.
+{{qf|Bart}} [[Buck McCoy]] helped me.
-:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]''': Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
+{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]}} Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
-:'''Lisa''': I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
-:'''Grandpa''': Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
+{{qf|Grandpa}} Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
+{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
-:'''Lisa''': Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
-:'''Homer''': Oh, right.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, right.
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!
 ----
-:'''Bart''' (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat): Eat my short stories!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat]'' Eat my short stories!
 ----
-:'''Homer''' (Screaming in the phone): Get me Buck McCoy!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[Screaming in the phone]'' Get me Buck McCoy!
-:'''Lisa''': Dad! I'm on the line.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad! I'm on the line.
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse van Houten|Milhouse]]''': Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse van Houten|Milhouse]]}} Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
-:'''Ralph''': I will.
+{{qf|Ralph}} I will.
-:'''Milhouse''': Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
-:'''Ralph''': Be quiet.
+{{qf|Ralph}} Be quiet.
-:'''Milhouse''': Yes sir.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Yes sir.
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