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*'''Homer:''' "Burns' mansion"?! That's Mr. Burns' mansion!
*'''Wiggum:''' Lou, talking like the chief doesn't make you the chief! '''Lou:''' No, to be chief I'd have to wiggle into size 58 pants! '''Wiggum:''' Oh, here it goes with the fat jokes! I just wish you could hit the easy targets on the firing range! You know... ''(pause, sees Lou preparing to cry)'' Lou, why must we hurt each other so? '''Lou (crying):''' Because...it's easier to be cruel than to say what you really feel. Permission to hug, chief. '''Wiggum:''' Permission granted.
*'''Ralph:''' (Picking up eggs not noticing he is dropping them and picking up the same one again and again) Yay! '''Bart:''' Ralph your basket has a hole in it. '''Ralph:''' (Stares blankly for a while) You're Lisa's Brother!
*'''Homer (in a fight with Hugs Bunny the Egg Hunt referee):''' Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs!
*'''Homer:''' You're just like all Easter bunnies; can't take a punch to the crotch!
*'''Burns:''' Now, while we're out, remind me to get my eyes "re-balled" and my brain flushed out with vinegar. '''Smithers:''' Yes, sir. Oh, and your knees will be back from the shop tomorrow. '''Burns:''' Excellent.
*'''Tammy:''' I'm Tammy, and these are the women of the Cheery Red Tomatoes. '''Marge (gasp):''' The national organization for women of a certain age? '''Agnes:''' Yeah, only we don't sit around watching TV and eating bonbons, except on TV-Bonbon night, which is every Tuesday and Thursday.
*''(Homer and Marge are having dinner in the basket of a hot-air balloon. There is a thud and the camera pans upward, showing Moe on top of the balloon)'' '''Moe:''' I can't believe this happened to me twice!
*''(in a flashback, Milhouse is walking through Italy with Grandma Nana Sophie)'' '''Milhouse (voice-over):''' My grandma hated English, 'cause in World War II, a GI left her with child, my uncle Bastardo. She only spoke Italian to me. '''Nana Sophie:''' ''(Italian)'' These, my cherub, are olives. '''Young Milhouse:''' I love you, Nana. ''(gets slapped)'' '''Nana:''' Idiota! '''Milhouse (voice-over):''' Every time I spoke English, she hit me. '''Young Milhouse:''' Ow, that hurt. ''(gets slapped)'' '''Nana:''' Idiota! '''Young Milhouse:''' I'm sorry I'm so stupid. '''Nana:''' Milhouse Mussolini Van Houtan, parla in italiano, IDIOTA! ''(chases Milhouse with an olive branch)'' ''(back to the present)'' '''Milhouse:''' That's how I learned Italian and started wetting my bed.
*'''Marge:''' I never had the courage to sky dive before! '''Tammy:''' When we get back, we have a surprise for you. '''Marge:''' Oh! Now I really hope my chute opens! ''(the girls go into a circle while Moe dives through them attempting suicide)'' '''Moe:''' Goodbye, cruel world! ''(to the girls)'' Ladies.
*'''Lisa:''' I studied all night. I even made flashcards. ''(Milhouse takes the flashcards and rips them up)'' My efforts! '''Milhouse:''' Lisa, you don't ''learn'' Italian! You ''live'' Italian!
*'''Luigi:''' Mr. Milhouse, I need your help! I don't know the translation to the cheese in my [[wikipedia:lasagna|lasagna]]. '''Lisa:''' But Luigi, surely you speak Italian. '''Luigi (sigh):''' No, I don't. I speak-a, how you say, fractured English. It's what my parents spoke at the home.
*'''Miss Springfield:''' Joe! You said your wife was dead! '''Quimby:''' And you said you graduated from Typing School! '''Miss Springfield:''' I have trouble with the [[wikipedia:spacebar|spacebar]].
*''(at the Easter Egg hunt, Nelson takes four eggs from a bird's nest)'' '''Lisa:''' Nelson, those don't count as Easter Eggs. '''Nelson:''' Yeah, but they count as breakfast. ''(Nelson eats one of the unhatched eggs. Several birds then fly in and begin pecking at his face)'' '''Nelson:''' Ow! Ow! Ow! It was worth it!
*'''Homer:''' If Marge is going [[wikipedia:bird watching|bird watching]], then why did she leave our copy of ''[[wikipedia:The Field Guide to the Birds|The Field Guide to the Birds]]'' by [[wikipedia:Roger Tory Peterson|Roger Tory Peterson]] on our kitchen shelve? ''(opens book and begins reading)'' ''(gasp)'' [[wikipedia:Greater Roadrunner|Roadrunners]] are real!
*'''Wiggum (watching Eddie direct traffic):''' Look at him tease that Subaru. And that guy can't get a girl; I'll never figure it out.
*'''Skinner:''' Okay, Lisa, to go to Italy you must have outstanding grades. Check. Uh-oh. In order to go, the person must speak fluent Italian. '''Lisa (lying):''' Uh, check. '''Skinner:''' You speak Italian? '''Lisa:''' Of course! Why would I lie? '''Skinner:''' Hmm, faultless logic. Of course, I must ask you to speak a few phrases to verify your fluency. ''(Lisa makes a nervous noise)'' Though not right now, 'cause I have meetings. ''(Lisa makes a relieved noise)'' How's tomorrow? ''(Lisa makes a nervous noise)'' 'Cause it's terrible for me. But I'll get back to you...soon.
*'''Italian tape:''' "Voglio affittare una barca piccola." - I would like to rent a small boat. ''(Lisa stops tape, repeats, then pushes "play")'' '''Tape:''' "Progetto di scaricare questo corpo nell'oceano." - I plan to dump this body in the ocean. '''Lisa:''' Huh? ''(she looks at the tape case, which says "Italian for Italian-Americans")'' '''Tape:''' Ciò è che cosa ottenete per fare le domande! - This is what you get for asking questions! ''(gunshots are heard and Lisa throws the tape in the garbage)''
*'''Lisa:''' Hmm, "Spend a summer in [[wikipedia:Rome|Rome]]". '''Sherri:''' Rome? '''Terri:''' Founded by [[wikipedia:Romulus and Remus|twins]] by the way. ''(sees Lisa is gone)'' Hey, where'd she go? '''Sherri:''' Oh, well. Let's speak in our secret twin language. ''(Sherri and Terri then go into a bizarre language of high-speed jabbering and body movement)''
*'''Marge (after learning of the plan to break into Burns' mansion):''' Are there any other surprises? '''Tammy:''' I'm not a natural red-head. ''(Marge faints)''
*'''Agnes:''' I'll handle the vault. Burns told me the combination while feeling me up during [[wikipedia:the Depression|the Depression]]. Zero to the left, zero to the right, back to...zero.
*'''Burns:''' (about to hand a giant cheque before snatching it back) Instead of giving the money, I will use it to extend my life, another ten minutes. Smithers. (Smithers takes out a giant marker pen and writes the word VOID over the cheque) '''Burns:''' And the register. (Smithers uses the pen to draw a cross over the reply slip)

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 {{qf|Burns}} Excellent.
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-{{qf|[[Tammy]]}} I'm Tammy, and these are the women of the Cheery Red Tomatoes.
+{{qf|{{ap|Tammy|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}}}} I'm Tammy, and these are the women of the Cheery Red Tomatoes.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[gasp]'' The national organization for women of a certain age?
 {{qf|[[Agnes]]}} Yeah, only we don't sit around watching TV and eating bonbons, except on TV-Bonbon night, which is every Tuesday and Thursday.

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 {{qf|Milhouse}} Lisa, you don't ''learn'' Italian! You ''live'' Italian!
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-{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} Mr. Milhouse, I need your help! I don't know the translation to the cheese in my {{w|lasagna}}.
+{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} Mr. Milhouse, I need your help! I don't know the translation to the cheese in my {{W|lasagna}}.
 {{qf|Lisa}} But Luigi, surely you speak Italian.
 {{qf|Luigi}} ''[sigh]'' No, I don't. I speak-a, how you say, fractured English. It's what my parents spoke at the home.
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 {{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Joe! You said your wife was dead!
 {{qf|[[Quimby]]}} And you said you graduated from Typing School!
-{{qf|Miss Springfield}} I have trouble with the {{w|spacebar}}.
+{{qf|Miss Springfield}} I have trouble with the {{W|spacebar}}.
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 :''[At the Easter Egg hunt, Nelson takes four eggs from a bird's nest.]''
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 {{qf|Nelson}} Ow! Ow! Ow! It was worth it!
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-{{qf|Homer}} If Marge is going {{w|bird watching}}, then why did she leave our copy of ''{{w|The Field Guide to the Birds}}'' by {{w|Roger Tory Peterson}} on our kitchen shelve?
+{{qf|Homer}} If Marge is going {{W|bird watching}}, then why did she leave our copy of ''{{W|The Field Guide to the Birds}}'' by {{W|Roger Tory Peterson}} on our kitchen shelve?
 :''[Opens book and begins reading.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[gasp]'' {{w|Greater Roadrunner|Roadrunners}} are real!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[gasp]'' {{W|Greater Roadrunner|Roadrunners}} are real!
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 {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[watching Eddie direct traffic]'' Look at him tease that Subaru. And that guy can't get a girl; I'll never figure it out.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Hmm, "Spend a summer in [[Rome]]".
 {{qf|[[Sherri]]}} Rome?
-{{qf|[[Terri]]}} Founded by {{w|Romulus and Remus|twins}} by the way. ''[sees Lisa is gone]'' Hey, where'd she go?
+{{qf|[[Terri]]}} Founded by {{W|Romulus and Remus|twins}} by the way. ''[sees Lisa is gone]'' Hey, where'd she go?
 {{qf|Sherri}} Oh, well. Let's speak in our secret twin language.
 :''[Sherri and Terri then go into a bizarre language of high-speed jabbering and body movement.]''
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 :''[Marge faints.]''
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-{{qf|Agnes}} I'll handle the vault. Burns told me the combination while feeling me up during {{w|Great Depression|the Depression}}. Zero to the left, zero to the right, back to...zero.
+{{qf|Agnes}} I'll handle the vault. Burns told me the combination while feeling me up during {{W|Great Depression|the Depression}}. Zero to the left, zero to the right, back to...zero.
 ----
 {{qf|Burns}} ''[about to hand a giant cheque before snatching it back]'' Instead of giving the money, I will use it to extend my life, another ten minutes. Smithers.

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-{{Cleanup}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|See Homer Run|The Italian Bob}}
-{{qf|Homer}} "Burns' mansion"?! That's Mr. Burns' mansion!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} "Burns' mansion"?! That's Mr. Burns' mansion!
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-{{qf|Wiggum}} Lou, talking like the chief doesn't make you the chief!
+{{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Lou, talking like the chief doesn't make you the chief!
-{{qf|Lou}} No, to be chief I'd have to wiggle into size 58 pants!
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} No, to be chief I'd have to wiggle into size 58 pants!
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Oh, here it goes with the fat jokes! I just wish you could hit the easy targets on the firing range! You know... ''[pause, sees Lou preparing to cry]'' Lou, why must we hurt each other so?
 {{qf|Lou}} ''[crying]'' Because... it's easier to be cruel than to say what you really feel. Permission to hug, chief.
 {{qf|Wiggum}} Permission granted.
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-{{qf|Ralph}} ''[picking up eggs not noticing he is dropping them and picking up the same one again and again]'' Yay!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} ''[picking up eggs not noticing he is dropping them and picking up the same one again and again]'' Yay!
-{{qf|Bart}} Ralph, your basket has a hole in it.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ralph, your basket has a hole in it.
 {{qf|Ralph}} ''[stares blankly for a while]'' You're Lisa's Brother!
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 {{qf|Homer}} You're just like all Easter bunnies; can't take a punch to the crotch!
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-{{qf|Burns}} Now, while we're out, remind me to get my eyes "re-balled" and my brain flushed out with vinegar.
+{{qf|[[Burns]]}} Now, while we're out, remind me to get my eyes "re-balled" and my brain flushed out with vinegar.
-{{qf|Smithers}} Yes, sir. Oh, and your knees will be back from the shop tomorrow.
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Yes, sir. Oh, and your knees will be back from the shop tomorrow.
 {{qf|Burns}} Excellent.
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-{{qf|Tammy}} I'm Tammy, and these are the women of the Cheery Red Tomatoes.
+{{qf|[[Tammy]]}} I'm Tammy, and these are the women of the Cheery Red Tomatoes.
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[gasp]'' The national organization for women of a certain age?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[gasp]'' The national organization for women of a certain age?
-{{qf|Agnes}} Yeah, only we don't sit around watching TV and eating bonbons, except on TV-Bonbon night, which is every Tuesday and Thursday.
+{{qf|[[Agnes]]}} Yeah, only we don't sit around watching TV and eating bonbons, except on TV-Bonbon night, which is every Tuesday and Thursday.
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 :''[Homer and Marge are having dinner in the basket of a hot-air balloon. There is a thud and the camera pans upward, showing Moe on top of the balloon.]''
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 :''[In a flashback, Milhouse is walking through Italy with Grandma Nana Sophie.]''
 {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[voice-over]'' My grandma hated English, 'cause in World War II, a GI left her with child, my uncle Bastardo. She only spoke Italian to me.
-{{qf|Nana Sophie}} ''[Italian]'' These, my cherub, are olives.
+{{qf|[[Nana Sophie]]}} ''[Italian]'' These, my cherub, are olives.
-{{qf|Young Milhouse}} I love you, Nana. ''[gets slapped]''
+{{qf|Young [[Milhouse]]}} I love you, Nana. ''[gets slapped]''
 {{qf|Nana}} Idiota!
 {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[voice-over]'' Every time I spoke English, she hit me.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Oh! Now I really hope my chute opens!
 :''[The girls go into a circle while Moe dives through them attempting suicide.]''
-{{qf|Moe}} Goodbye, cruel world! ''[to the girls]'' Ladies.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Goodbye, cruel world! ''[to the girls]'' Ladies.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} I studied all night. I even made flashcards. ''[Milhouse takes the flashcards and rips them up]'' My efforts!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I studied all night. I even made flashcards. ''[Milhouse takes the flashcards and rips them up]'' My efforts!
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Lisa, you don't ''learn'' Italian! You ''live'' Italian!
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-{{qf|Luigi}} Mr. Milhouse, I need your help! I don't know the translation to the cheese in my {{w|lasagna}}.
+{{qf|[[Luigi]]}} Mr. Milhouse, I need your help! I don't know the translation to the cheese in my {{w|lasagna}}.
 {{qf|Lisa}} But Luigi, surely you speak Italian.
 {{qf|Luigi}} ''[sigh]'' No, I don't. I speak-a, how you say, fractured English. It's what my parents spoke at the home.
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-{{qf|Miss Springfield}} Joe! You said your wife was dead!
+{{qf|[[Miss Springfield]]}} Joe! You said your wife was dead!
-{{qf|Quimby}} And you said you graduated from Typing School!
+{{qf|[[Quimby]]}} And you said you graduated from Typing School!
 {{qf|Miss Springfield}} I have trouble with the {{w|spacebar}}.
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 :''[At the Easter Egg hunt, Nelson takes four eggs from a bird's nest.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Nelson, those don't count as Easter Eggs.
-{{qf|Nelson}} Yeah, but they count as breakfast.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Yeah, but they count as breakfast.
 :''[Nelson eats one of the unhatched eggs. Several birds then fly in and begin pecking at his face.]''
 {{qf|Nelson}} Ow! Ow! Ow! It was worth it!
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 {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[watching Eddie direct traffic]'' Look at him tease that Subaru. And that guy can't get a girl; I'll never figure it out.
 ----
-{{qf|Skinner}} Okay, Lisa, to go to Italy you must have outstanding grades. Check. Uh-oh. In order to go, the person must speak fluent Italian.
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Okay, Lisa, to go to Italy you must have outstanding grades. Check. Uh-oh. In order to go, the person must speak fluent Italian.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[lying]'' Uh, check.
 {{qf|Skinner}} You speak Italian?
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 {{qf|Tape}} Ciò è che cosa ottenete per fare le domande! - This is what you get for asking questions! ''[gunshots are heard and Lisa throws the tape in the garbage]''
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Hmm, "Spend a summer in {{w|Rome}}".
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hmm, "Spend a summer in [[Rome]]".
-{{qf|Sherri}} Rome?
+{{qf|[[Sherri]]}} Rome?
-{{qf|Terri}} Founded by {{w|Romulus and Remus|twins}} by the way. ''[sees Lisa is gone]'' Hey, where'd she go?
+{{qf|[[Terri]]}} Founded by {{w|Romulus and Remus|twins}} by the way. ''[sees Lisa is gone]'' Hey, where'd she go?
 {{qf|Sherri}} Oh, well. Let's speak in our secret twin language.
 :''[Sherri and Terri then go into a bizarre language of high-speed jabbering and body movement.]''
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 :''[Marge faints.]''
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-{{qf|Agnes}} I'll handle the vault. Burns told me the combination while feeling me up during {{w|the Depression}}. Zero to the left, zero to the right, back to...zero.
+{{qf|Agnes}} I'll handle the vault. Burns told me the combination while feeling me up during {{w|Great Depression|the Depression}}. Zero to the left, zero to the right, back to...zero.
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 {{qf|Burns}} ''[about to hand a giant cheque before snatching it back]'' Instead of giving the money, I will use it to extend my life, another ten minutes. Smithers.

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 *'''Homer:''' "Burns' mansion"?! That's Mr. Burns' mansion!
 *'''Wiggum:''' Lou, talking like the chief doesn't make you the chief!<br />'''Lou:''' No, to be chief I'd have to wiggle into size 58 pants!<br />'''Wiggum:''' Oh, here it goes with the fat jokes! I just wish you could hit the easy targets on the firing range! You know... ''(pause, sees Lou preparing to cry)'' Lou, why must we hurt each other so?<br />'''Lou (crying):''' Because...it's easier to be cruel than to say what you really feel. Permission to hug, chief.<br />'''Wiggum:''' Permission granted.
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 *'''Burns:''' (about to hand a giant cheque before snatching it back) Instead of giving the money, I will use it to extend my life, another ten minutes. Smithers. (Smithers takes out a giant marker pen and writes the word VOID over the cheque)<br />'''Burns:''' And the register. (Smithers uses the pen to draw a cross over the reply slip)
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 *'''Marge (after learning of the plan to break into Burns' mansion):''' Are there any other surprises?<br />'''Tammy:''' I'm not a natural red-head.<br />''(Marge faints)''
 *'''Agnes:''' I'll handle the vault. Burns told me the combination while feeling me up during [[wikipedia:the Depression|the Depression]]. Zero to the left, zero to the right, back to...zero.
-*'''Burns:''' (about to hand a giant cheque before snatching it back) Instead of giving the money, I will use it to extend my life, another ten minutes. Smithers. (Smithers takes out a giant marker pen and writes the word VOID over the cheque)<br />'''Burns:''' And the register. (Smithers uses the pen to draw a cross over the reply slip){{Season 17 Q}}
+*'''Burns:''' (about to hand a giant cheque before snatching it back) Instead of giving the money, I will use it to extend my life, another ten minutes. Smithers. (Smithers takes out a giant marker pen and writes the word VOID over the cheque)<br />'''Burns:''' And the register. (Smithers uses the pen to draw a cross over the reply slip)