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:'''Krusty''': So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
(Crowd gasps)
:'''Homer''': Don't you hate pants?!!
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:'''Agnes''': Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
:'''Principle Skinner''': It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
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:'''Bart''': I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
:'''Krusty''': Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
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:'''Homer''': Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
:'''Bart''': Dad!
:'''Homer''': You too, Bart!
:'''Marge''': Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
:'''Homer''': (shocked) You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
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:'''Exec 1''': Wow… they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
:'''Exec 2''': I hope so… (puts his hand on his colleague's)
:'''Exec 1''': I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
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(Marge and Homer enter Moe’s)
:'''Marge''': Four drink minimum?
:'''Homer''': I'll cover ya, honey.
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:'''Krusty''': Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception… Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack… (turns pages) Yeah yeah yeah… Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh…
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:'''Guy''': Five minutes, Krusty.
:'''Krusty''': Oh, I ain't going back out there.
:'''Guy''': No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants?
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-{{qf|[[Agnes]]}} Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
+{{qf|[[Agnes]]}} Oh you're burning it all wrong Seymour.
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Das Bus|Dumbbell Indemnity}}
-{{qf|Krusty}} So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
-:''[Crowd gasps]''
+:''[Crowd gasps.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants?
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-{{qf|Agnes}} Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
+{{qf|[[Agnes]]}} Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
-{{qf|Principle Skinner}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
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-{{qf|Bart}} I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
 {{qf|Krusty}} Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Dad!
 {{qf|Homer}} You too, Bart!
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
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 {{qf|Exec 1}} I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
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-:''[Marge and Homer enter Moe's]''
+:''[Marge and Homer enter [[Moe's]].]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Four drink minimum?
 {{qf|Homer}} I'll cover ya, honey.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Das Bus|Dumbbell Indemnity}}
-:'''Krusty''': So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
+{{qf|Krusty}} So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
 :''[Crowd gasps]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants?
 ----
-:'''Agnes''': Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
+{{qf|Agnes}} Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
-:'''Principle Skinner''': It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
+{{qf|Principle Skinner}} It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
 ----
-:'''Bart''': I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
-:'''Krusty''': Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
+{{qf|Homer}} Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
-:'''Bart''': Dad!
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad!
-:'''Homer''': You too, Bart!
+{{qf|Homer}} You too, Bart!
-:'''Marge''': Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
-:'''Homer''': ''[shocked]'' You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[shocked]'' You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
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-:'''Exec 1''': Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
+{{qf|Exec 1}} Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-:'''Exec 2''': I hope so... ''[puts his hand on his colleague's]''
+{{qf|Exec 2}} I hope so... ''[puts his hand on his colleague's]''
-:'''Exec 1''': I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
+{{qf|Exec 1}} I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
 ----
 :''[Marge and Homer enter Moe's]''
-:'''Marge''': Four drink minimum?
+{{qf|Marge}} Four drink minimum?
-:'''Homer''': I'll cover ya, honey.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'll cover ya, honey.
 ----
-:'''Krusty''': Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... ''[turns pages]'' Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh...
+{{qf|Krusty}} Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... ''[turns pages]'' Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh...
 ----
-:'''Guy''': Five minutes, Krusty.
+{{qf|Guy}} Five minutes, Krusty.
-:'''Krusty''': Oh, I ain't going back out there.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Oh, I ain't going back out there.
-:'''Guy''': No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!
+{{qf|Guy}} No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!
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