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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
 :''[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]''
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! Move your car!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! Move your car!
 {{qf|[[Edna]]}} I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
 {{qf|Skinner}} Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.

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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
 :''[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]''
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! Move your car!
 {{qf|[[Edna]]}} I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
 {{qf|Skinner}} Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.

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 :''[Bart paints parking space lines in the [[Springfield Elementary School]] car park.]''
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
 :''[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]''
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
-:'''[[Edna]]:''' I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
+{{qf|[[Edna]]}} I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
-:'''Skinner:''' Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.
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-:'''Ms. Krabappel:''' Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
+{{qf|Ms. Krabappel}} Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
-:'''Bart:''' You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!
+{{qf|Bart}} You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!
 ----
-:'''[[Charlie]]''': Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
+{{qf|[[Charlie]]}} Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [[Smithers]], throw this at him.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [[Smithers]], throw this at him.
 ----
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
 :''[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned.]''
-:'''Homer:''' Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.
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 :''[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd.]''
-:'''[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]:''' Nice glasses, four-eyes!
+{{qf|[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]}} Nice glasses, four-eyes!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' Your appearance is comical to me.
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Your appearance is comical to me.
 :''[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses.]''
-:'''Bart:''' ''[gasps]'' I'm a nerd!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' I'm a nerd!
 :''[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses.]''
-:'''Milhouse:''' ''[gasp]'' So am I!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[gasp]'' So am I!
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-:'''Homer:''' Moe, I need your advice.
+{{qf|Homer}} Moe, I need your advice.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah.
-:'''Homer:''' See, I've got this friend named... [[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo|Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo]]?
+{{qf|Homer}} See, I've got this friend named... [[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo|Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo]]?
-:'''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard.
+{{qf|Moe}} That's the worst name I ever heard.
 :''[A man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying.]''
-:'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
+{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
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-:'''Homer:''' Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
-:'''[[Mindy Simmons|Mindy]]:''' Can't talk... eating.
+{{qf|[[Mindy Simmons|Mindy]]}} Can't talk... eating.
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
-:'''Mindy:''' Double glaze. ''[begins to drool]''
+{{qf|Mindy}} Double glaze. ''[begins to drool]''
-:'''Homer:''' [[D'oh]]! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
+{{qf|Homer}} [[D'oh]]! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
-:'''Mindy:''' Oh, not me. That's my idea of [[Heaven]].
+{{qf|Mindy}} Oh, not me. That's my idea of [[Heaven]].
-:'''Homer:''' D'oh! Me too.
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! Me too.
-:'''Mindy:''' Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. ''[whispers]'' I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
+{{qf|Mindy}} Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. ''[whispers]'' I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
-:'''Homer:''' Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
+{{qf|Homer}} Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
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-:'''Homer''': Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman!
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Homer Simpson! That's a dilly of a pickle. Hey, let's conference you with Marge, huh?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Homer Simpson! That's a dilly of a pickle. Hey, let's conference you with Marge, huh?
-:'''Homer''': ''[hangs up] '''NOOOOOOO!!!!'''''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[hangs up] '''NOOOOOOO!!!!'''''
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-:'''Homer:''' [[Colonel Klink]]! Did you ever get my letters?
+{{qf|Homer}} [[Colonel Klink]]! Did you ever get my letters?
-:'''Angel:''' I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
+{{qf|Angel}} I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
-:'''Homer:''' Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
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-:'''Homer:''' Lisa! Look out behind you!
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa! Look out behind you!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
-:'''Homer:''' No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
+{{qf|Homer}} No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
 :''[Lisa turns around.]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Huh?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Huh?
-:'''Homer:''' ''[running away]'' Sucker.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[running away]'' Sucker.
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-:'''Marge:''' Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
+{{qf|Marge}} Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
-:'''Bart:''' Yes!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yes!
 :''[He kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window.]''
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
+{{qf|Ned Flanders}} Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
-:'''[[Rod Flanders]]:''' ''[raises his hand]'' I did!
+{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} ''[raises his hand]'' I did!
-:'''Ned:''' Okilly-dokilly!
+{{qf|Ned}} Okilly-dokilly!
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-:'''Mindy:''' What's wrong?
+{{qf|Mindy}} What's wrong?
-:'''Homer:''' Oh yeah, like you don't know! We're gonna have sex.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, like you don't know! We're gonna have sex.
-:'''Mindy:''' Oh... well, we don't have to.
+{{qf|Mindy}} Oh... well, we don't have to.
-:'''Homer:''' Yes, we do. The cookie told me so.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes, we do. The cookie told me so.
-:'''Mindy:''' Well, deserts aren't always right.
+{{qf|Mindy}} Well, deserts aren't always right.
-:'''Homer:''' But they're so sweet.
+{{qf|Homer}} But they're so sweet.
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-:''[Bart paints parking space lines in the [[Springfield Elementary School]] car park]''
+:''[Bart paints parking space lines in the [[Springfield Elementary School]] car park.]''
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
 :''[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]''
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' ''[to [[Edna Krabappel]], banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
+:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
-:'''Edna Krabappel:''' I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
+:'''[[Edna]]:''' I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
 :'''Skinner:''' Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.
 ----
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 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [[Smithers]], throw this at him.
 ----
-:'''[[Lenny Leonard]]:''' Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
+:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
-:'''[[Carl Carlson]]:''' And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
+:'''[[Carl]]:''' And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
-:''[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned]''
+:''[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned.]''
 :'''Homer:''' Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.
 ----
-:''[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd]''
+:''[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd.]''
 :'''[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]:''' Nice glasses, four-eyes!
-:'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
+:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
-:'''[[Martin Prince, Jr.]]:''' Your appearance is comical to me.
+:'''[[Martin]]:''' Your appearance is comical to me.
-:''[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses]''
+:''[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses.]''
 :'''Bart:''' ''[gasps]'' I'm a nerd!
-:''[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses]''
+:''[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses.]''
 :'''Milhouse:''' ''[gasp]'' So am I!
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-:'''Homer:''' [[Moe]], I need your advice.
+:'''Homer:''' Moe, I need your advice.
-:'''Moe Szyslak:''' Yeah.
+:'''[[Moe]]:''' Yeah.
 :'''Homer:''' See, I've got this friend named... [[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo|Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo]]?
 :'''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard.
-:''[a man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying]''
+:''[A man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying.]''
 :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
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 :'''Homer:''' Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
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-:'''Homer:''' [[Lisa]]! Look out behind you!
+:'''Homer:''' Lisa! Look out behind you!
-:'''Lisa:''' Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
 :'''Homer:''' No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
-:''[Lisa turns around]''
+:''[Lisa turns around.]''
 :'''Lisa:''' Huh?
 :'''Homer:''' ''[running away]'' Sucker.
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 :'''Marge:''' Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
 :'''Bart:''' Yes!
-:''[he kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window]''
+:''[He kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window.]''
 :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
 :'''[[Rod Flanders]]:''' ''[raises his hand]'' I did!

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)}}
 :''[Bart paints parking space lines in the [[Springfield Elementary School]] car park]''

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 :'''Bart:''' You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!
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-:'''{{Ap|Charlie|SNPP}}''': Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
+:'''{{ap|Charlie|SNPP}}''': Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [[Smithers]], throw this at him.
 ----