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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Bart Simpson!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Principal Skinner, I think you have bit of cheese right here!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' How did you gain access to my bedroom?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm not saying anything, but if I did, I might have had some help.
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' This is payback for using the guest towels in the bathroom!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's my private bathroom, mother!
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Which means you're not a guest!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Bart Simpson, for years I've tried to appeal to your conscience. I realize now that's a waste of time. So I'm giving you a new conscience.
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school togheter!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Ralph will be your constant companion. He's the most innocent child at this school, and I'm hoping you'll learn from him!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' My macaroni and cheese tastes like principal Skim milk.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Bart, meet your personal Jiminy Cricket!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ha! I'm a cricket! [CHIRP!] [CHIRP!]
:'''[[Bart]]:''' [SIGH!]
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's time to go to the opera! Oh no! Chocolate, red wine, and mud stains?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I got hungry and thirsty and bored!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, no worries with Marge's spot away! It'll even celean the Springfield slob! There! All ready to go to the opera.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's the thing were women box in bikins, right?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Take it from Mrs. Spot Way, it'll make stains go away!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello, Lindsey! We're here to do the new commercial! Someone forgot to print up a script for me though!
:'''[[Lindsey]]:''' Hello, Marge! The invenstors have decided to go a different direciton with the live ad campaign. Homer, meet your new co-star, Ms. Spot Away!
:'''[[Ms. Spot Away]]:''' Hiya, handsome! [GIGGLE!]
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't understand.
:'''[[Lindsey]]:''' People are used to seeing fat slobs on television with young, sexy women. It just makes people more comfortable, especially over-weight slobs.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I don't approve of this at all! Homer, let's go home!
:'''[[Lindsey]]:''' Your signature on this contract says you approve of everything we decide to do! Also, if HOmer doesn't do the commercials, we'll sue!
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi, Bart! Do you like haircut? Mr barber calls it "The Ralph!"
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Listen, Ralph, you win! If Homer taught me anything, it's knowing when to give up!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Yay! I win! Okay, now it's your turn!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What do you mean?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' You did the things I told you to now I'll something you tell me to! It's only fair!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really?
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Your daddy looks sad.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know but what can we do? We're just kids! That's it! We're kids!
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart Simpson, for years I've tried to appeal to your conscience. I realize now that's a waste of time. So I'm giving you a new conscience.
-{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school togheter!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school together!
 {{qf|Bart}} What?
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ralph will be your constant companion. He's the most innocent child at this school, and I'm hoping you'll learn from him!

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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Bart Simpson!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart Simpson!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Principal Skinner, I think you have bit of cheese right here!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Principal Skinner, I think you have bit of cheese right here!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' How did you gain access to my bedroom?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} How did you gain access to my bedroom?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm not saying anything, but if I did, I might have had some help.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm not saying anything, but if I did, I might have had some help.
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' This is payback for using the guest towels in the bathroom!
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} This is payback for using the guest towels in the bathroom!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's my private bathroom, mother!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's my private bathroom, mother!
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' Which means you're not a guest!
+{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Which means you're not a guest!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Bart Simpson, for years I've tried to appeal to your conscience. I realize now that's a waste of time. So I'm giving you a new conscience.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart Simpson, for years I've tried to appeal to your conscience. I realize now that's a waste of time. So I'm giving you a new conscience.
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school togheter!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, Bart! It's me, Ralph! We go to school togheter!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What?
+{{qf|Bart}} What?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Ralph will be your constant companion. He's the most innocent child at this school, and I'm hoping you'll learn from him!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ralph will be your constant companion. He's the most innocent child at this school, and I'm hoping you'll learn from him!
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' My macaroni and cheese tastes like principal Skim milk.
+{{qf|Ralph}} My macaroni and cheese tastes like principal Skim milk.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Bart, meet your personal Jiminy Cricket!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart, meet your personal Jiminy Cricket!
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ha! I'm a cricket! [CHIRP!] [CHIRP!]
+{{qf|Ralph}} Ha! I'm a cricket! [CHIRP!] [CHIRP!]
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' [SIGH!]
+{{qf|Bart}} [SIGH!]
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's time to go to the opera! Oh no! Chocolate, red wine, and mud stains?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's time to go to the opera! Oh no! Chocolate, red wine, and mud stains?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I got hungry and thirsty and bored!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I got hungry and thirsty and bored!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, no worries with Marge's spot away! It'll even celean the Springfield slob! There! All ready to go to the opera.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, no worries with Marge's spot away! It'll even celean the Springfield slob! There! All ready to go to the opera.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's the thing were women box in bikins, right?
+{{qf|Homer}} That's the thing were women box in bikins, right?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Take it from Mrs. Spot Way, it'll make stains go away!
+{{qf|Marge}} Take it from Mrs. Spot Way, it'll make stains go away!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello, Lindsey! We're here to do the new commercial! Someone forgot to print up a script for me though!
+{{qf|Marge}} Hello, Lindsey! We're here to do the new commercial! Someone forgot to print up a script for me though!
-:'''[[Lindsey]]:''' Hello, Marge! The invenstors have decided to go a different direciton with the live ad campaign. Homer, meet your new co-star, Ms. Spot Away!
+{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Hello, Marge! The invenstors have decided to go a different direciton with the live ad campaign. Homer, meet your new co-star, Ms. Spot Away!
-:'''[[Ms. Spot Away]]:''' Hiya, handsome! [GIGGLE!]
+{{qf|[[Ms. Spot Away]]}} Hiya, handsome! [GIGGLE!]
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't understand.
+{{qf|Marge}} I don't understand.
-:'''[[Lindsey]]:''' People are used to seeing fat slobs on television with young, sexy women. It just makes people more comfortable, especially over-weight slobs.
+{{qf|Lindsey}} People are used to seeing fat slobs on television with young, sexy women. It just makes people more comfortable, especially over-weight slobs.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I don't approve of this at all! Homer, let's go home!
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I don't approve of this at all! Homer, let's go home!
-:'''[[Lindsey]]:''' Your signature on this contract says you approve of everything we decide to do! Also, if HOmer doesn't do the commercials, we'll sue!
+{{qf|Lindsey}} Your signature on this contract says you approve of everything we decide to do! Also, if HOmer doesn't do the commercials, we'll sue!
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi, Bart! Do you like haircut? Mr barber calls it "The Ralph!"
+{{qf|Ralph}} Hi, Bart! Do you like haircut? Mr barber calls it "The Ralph!"
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Listen, Ralph, you win! If Homer taught me anything, it's knowing when to give up!
+{{qf|Bart}} Listen, Ralph, you win! If Homer taught me anything, it's knowing when to give up!
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Yay! I win! Okay, now it's your turn!
+{{qf|Ralph}} Yay! I win! Okay, now it's your turn!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What do you mean?
+{{qf|Bart}} What do you mean?
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' You did the things I told you to now I'll something you tell me to! It's only fair!
+{{qf|Ralph}} You did the things I told you to now I'll something you tell me to! It's only fair!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really?
+{{qf|Bart}} Really?
 ----
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Your daddy looks sad.
+{{qf|Ralph}} Your daddy looks sad.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know but what can we do? We're just kids! That's it! We're kids!
+{{qf|Bart}} I know but what can we do? We're just kids! That's it! We're kids!
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