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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Lap of Luxury
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Krusty Claus]]
|optional = [[Elf Bart]], [[Santa Claus]], [[Nelson]], [[Jimbo]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Lap of Luxury''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update. It requires [[Krusty Claus]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, let's take a look at the old Krusty Christmas mailbag.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "Dear, Krusty Claus. I want a new kitten because my old one aged-out into a cat. Ick!"}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "And I want the new video game Bonestorm 7: Die, Mom, Die!"}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "And the new Slay Station 5 to play it on. The processor has been optimized for death throes and blood-flecked final coughs."}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "Bring it to me or go to Hell! Kidding. But kind of not."}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Kids these days are so entitled. Why doesn't anybody ever ask what Krusty Claus wants?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The elves finished knocking-off the Futurama merch and the robots finished knocking-off the Disenchantment crap — that plan worked like a charm, by the way. Is there anything else you want?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Exactly! Why doesn't anybody ever ask me that?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I just did.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|You know what I mean.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Claus Go Treat Himself|4 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Elf Bart Work Through the Toy Backlog|6 hours|[[Santa's Workshop]], [[North Pole Station]], [[North Pole Elf Cabins]], [[Santa's House]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Elf Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Where's Krusty Claus? I need to tell him we're behind on our toy production.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
{{TB|He said something about "treating himself" and stormed off. What's the problem?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We modernized "the list" to take account of goodness fluidity and now we have to make presents for the whole NNBN community — naughty, nice, both, neither.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's cool. I have always been a little nice-curious.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|If we're going to be ready by C-Day, we need less talking and more mallet-tapping.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Tired}}
{{TB|I also got sucked into a rebranding campaign designed to offset unconscious White Christmas privilege. Important work, but a bit of a rabbit hole.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Alright. Something just for me. There's gotta be something good here at this mall.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Selling}}
{{TB|Vape flavors! Get your vape flavors here!}}
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
{{TB|Your one-stop shop for cheap drones!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ugh. Is this what malls have come to?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Santa? Can — can I — can I tell you my Christmas list? Pweaaaasse?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Uh…I'm not Santa Claus, kid. I'm Krusty Claus. I only handle the zip codes outside of Santa's sled range. Also it's my day off.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}cries{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ah, come on. Don't do me like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Mrs. Samson|Mrs. Samson|50}}
{{TB|My baby is glaring ominously because he wants to give you his Christmas wish list.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I'm just here for like a… {{*}}looks around{{*}} …a phone case, or maybe a calendar.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Mrs. Samson|Mrs. Samson|50}}
{{TB|I'll pay you two hundred dollars.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Two hundred bucks?! That would buy a lot of calendars. Hop on up here, baby. Tell Krusty Claus all your hopes and dreams.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Claus Abandon His Principles|4 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Man, this mall Santa biz is quite a racket. Way more lucrative than building millions of free toys and selling mail-order reindeer steaks.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You called me, Boss?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Elf Bart, we've got some monetizing to do. Look at this line of sheep waiting to be fleeced!}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
{{TB|How about a Meaning-of-Christmas VIP Pass? For a hundred bucks, the last person in line shall be first and the first shall be last.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|What if more than one person bites?}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We keep switching as long as they keep paying.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Love it. You truly are a good shepherd!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. This does appear to be the right place, but it looks like there is already another Santa taking wishes.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, kid. Enough with the details. Just point to a picture in this catalog and I'll send your parents an e-mail with a link to buy it. Kapeesh?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, I'm here to run Santa's Wish Center. Is…is this the right place?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, uh…right. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but uh…you've been replaced this year.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Is this because I used the A word?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|The A-word?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|[[Amazon]]. I told some kid they could get better prices online.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|You use Amazon?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's just too convenient! I wonder how they are able to deliver presents all over the world in a single night.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|I thought YOU could do that.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Nah. We use a large unpaid local seasonal workforce to make it seem that way. We call them parents.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I need this job to pay my Amazon bill. I'm going to talk to the manager and sort this out.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Santa Claus Get This Sorted|4 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Santa Claus]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Claus Take a Smoke Break|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I told you, you haven't been replaced.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So then who's out there taking my wishes from kids?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I don't know, but he's really ripping through those lines quick. I hate to shut him down. What if you just set up shop by the other exit and we'll have two mall Santas this year?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|By the supermarket? What kind of mall has a grocery store for an anchor store?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|A failing one. Any other questions?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, next! Get on up here.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|{{*}}jumps onto Krusty Claus' lap{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oof, aren't you a little old to be asking Santa for things, kid?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Why, yes I am. But then again, you're not Santa. {{*}}squints{{*}} Are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, hey keep your voice down. I got elf mouths to feed. What do you want?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispers into Krusty Claus' ear{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Are you kidding me?! Do you know how much those cost?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey everybody! This guy's not the real—}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|OKAY, okay. Jeez, kid. Just shut your mouth, alright? I'll have it to you by the end of the day.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Claus Pull Some Strings|2 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Nelson Wait With Bated Breath|2 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Nelson]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wooaahhh. That…is…amazing.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Can I try it?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Brave}}
{{TB|{{*}}shoots his new flamethrower across the lawn{{*}} If you're man enough, sure.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|AWESOME! And Santa Claus just gave it to you?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|You gotta know how to ask.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
{{TB|Right there, Chief! Arrest him!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Alright, you're coming with me. Cuff him, boys.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Hey, get your sticky donut hands off me, old man!}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
{{TB|No, not him! The Santa impersonator!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But this kid's got a flamethrower.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Quick boss, duck out the back. I'll distract 'em.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Claus Duck Out the Back|60 minutes|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Elf Bart Distract the Cops|60 minutes|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Elf Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Try Out His New Flamethrower|60 minutes|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall Santa Wish Center]], [[Santa's Workshop]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jimbo]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's good to be back at Claus Co. But I can't imagine how far behind we are now on Christmas.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|If we train a thousand penguins to make toys and put them on the line we could get be back on schedule in no time.}}
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon|Tired}}
{{TB|You do realize that there are no penguins at the North Pole? They only live in Antarctica.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's not fair! What are they, some kind of a trick-question animal? No wonder they look stupid!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|Santa? Can — can I — can I tell you my Christmas list? Pweaaaasse?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh…I'm not Santa Claus, kid. I'm Krusty Claus. I only handle the zip codes outside of Santa's sled range. Also it's my day off.}}
+{{TB|Uh...I'm not Santa Claus, kid. I'm Krusty Claus. I only handle the zip codes outside of Santa's sled range. Also it's my day off.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|{{*}}cries{{*}}}}
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 {{TB|My baby is glaring ominously because he wants to give you his Christmas wish list.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
-{{TB|Look, I'm just here for like a… {{*}}looks around{{*}} …a phone case, or maybe a calendar.}}
+{{TB|Look, I'm just here for like a... {{*}}looks around{{*}} ...a phone case, or maybe a calendar.}}
 {{Tapped Out Baby Gerald Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
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 {{TB|Look, kid. Enough with the details. Just point to a picture in this catalog and I'll send your parents an e-mail with a link to buy it. Kapeesh?}}
 {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
-{{TB|Excuse me, I'm here to run Santa's Wish Center. Is…is this the right place?}}
+{{TB|Excuse me, I'm here to run Santa's Wish Center. Is...is this the right place?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Oh, uh…right. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but uh…you've been replaced this year.}}
+{{TB|Oh, uh...right. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but uh...you've been replaced this year.}}
 {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Is this because I used the A word?}}
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 {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Wooaahhh. That…is…amazing.}}
+{{TB|Wooaahhh. That...is...amazing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.}}

The Lap of Luxury - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:59, April 21, 2025

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Solar Dragon at 14:45, April 6, 2025

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Lap of Luxury |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} |requirements = |characters = Krusty Claus |optiona..."

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