The Krusty Evangelist Hour - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Krusty Evangelist Hour
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Krusty the Christian]], [[Sophie Krustofsky]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]]
|optional = [[Azzlan]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Krusty Evangelist Hour''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}} content update. It requires [[Krusty the Christian]] to be obtained. Pt. 2 requires [[Sophie Krustofsky]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Have you heard the news?}}
{{Tapped Out Azzlan Icon}}
{{TB|That Jesus is our savior?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Even better news: I’m a Christian now!}}
{{Tapped Out Azzlan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?}}
{{Tapped Out Azzlan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Have Communion|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Azzlan]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sophie Krustofsky's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad?}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}praying with rosary beads{{*}} I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But I can’t help loving Jesus!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Sophie Krustofsky]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm afraid not.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.}}
{{Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Too many rules for you, Dad?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon}}
{{TB|That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. [[Vishnu]] always rubs it in my face.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Krusty Evangelist Hour
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}}
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 |characters = [[Krusty the Christian]], [[Sophie Krustofsky]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]]
 |optional = [[Azzlan]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|That Jesus is our savior?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Even better news: I’m a Christian now!}}
+{{TB|Even better news: I'm a Christian now!}}
 {{Tapped Out Azzlan Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.}}
+{{TB|Wonderful! Since I'm the world's most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?}}
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{TB|I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.}}
+{{TB|Sounds hilarious. We'll call you if we need you.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Have Communion|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Azzlan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}praying with rosary beads{{*}} I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}praying with rosary beads{{*}} I know it's hard to deal with a clown that's been saved.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|But I can’t help loving Jesus!}}
+{{TB|But I can't help loving Jesus!}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.}}
+{{TB|Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren't funny.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Sophie Krustofsky]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 {{TB|Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.}}
+{{TB|Now, have you heard about "tithing"? That's a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?}}
+{{TB|Ten percent! That's what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I'm afraid not.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.}}
+{{TB|Well, don't feel bad. Neither can my agent.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 {{TB|Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon}}
-{{TB|That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.}}
+{{TB|That's a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.}}
 {{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. [[Vishnu]] always rubs it in my face.}}
+{{TB|Tell me he didn't become a Hindu. [[Vishnu]] always rubs it in my face.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.}}

The Krusty Evangelist Hour - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 14:27, April 21, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Krusty Evangelist Hour |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}} |requirements = |characters = Krusty the Christian, Sophi..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (13), “ → ", ” → ", * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (2)