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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa the Boy Scout|Not It}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Ron_Rabinowitz" title="Ron Rabinowitz">Ron Rabinowitz</a>}} Krusty, bubbeleh, take it easy, this is a great booking. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Krusty_the_Clown" title="Krusty the Clown">Krusty the Clown</a>}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa the Boy Scout|Not It}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Ron Rabinowitz]]}} Krusty, bubbeleh, take it easy, this is a great booking.<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Don't bubbeleh me, boychik. Entertaining the kids at [[Kelly Clarkson]]'s housewarming.<br /> {{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} It's not my fault you lost all your money on NFTs... Non-funny TV shows.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, can we get a gecko?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I want a guinea pig.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} How about both in one cage, and see what happens?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No, no, no.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, please, mom?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Please, come on, a gecko and a guinea pig.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} You know, I'm in the market for a new segment producer.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Jerry|The King of Nice}}}} You are?<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Will you excuse me for a second? Jerry, you're fired.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Ladies and gay friends, I'm MC Hairbone, the funkiest daytime DJ in the world. Get on your feet for your newest, non-threatening-est king of late morning or early afternoon depending on your local market and time zone: Krusty!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You know, my day was pretty crazy, too. Lenny came in this morning with a ladybug on his shirt, and we were seeing how long before he noticed it.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[to her phone]'' Segment idea: &quot;Krusty goes blond.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' Lenny made it all the way to lunch and then the little guy just fell off on its own. ''[laughs]'' We called him Ladybug Lenny for the rest of the day! ''[laughs]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Marge]'' I never thought I'd speak ill of TV, but I think it's destroying you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Look, even your best friend Luann is here.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Best friend?<br /> {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} We haven't had the conversation yet, but it's unspoken.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Well, is there anything else we can work on? Hey Homer, how's the drinking?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Same.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} I was devastated to learn that our show has become a toxic work environment. Well, even though I knew absolutely nothing about what was going on, the buck stops with me. And I promise you, I'm going to take some time to listen, learn, not touch, and listen.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} I was completely unaware of the following policies: If employees see me in my car, they must lower imaginary sunglasses as if impressed and aroused.<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:King of Nice/Quotes, The}}</div>

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