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 {{qf|Willie}} All right. I'll throw in the killin' for free.
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-{{qf|Marge}} All right, already! But do you love the Leader more than having your very own, brand new -- Hoverbikes? What do you have to say about the Leader now? Hunh? Hunh?
+{{qf|Marge}} All right, already! But do you love the Leader more than having your very own, brand new—Hoverbikes? What do you have to say about the Leader now? Hunh? Hunh?
 {{qf|Bart and Lisa}} The hell with him! What Leader? He can take a flying leap as far as I'm concerned! Lea-who?
 {{qf|Marge}} And who do you love now?

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-:[''Homer and Bart arrive at the [[Springfield International Airport]].'']
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thanks for lettin' me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, Dad.
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can at any school.
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-:''[Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.]''
+{{qf|{{ap|Jane|The Joy of Sect}}}} We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
-{{qf|Hare Krishna}} Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
+{{qf|Homer}} How much is this free resort weekend?
-{{qf|Homer}} This, Bart, is a crazy man!
+{{qf|[[Glen]]}} It's free.
-:''[They move on.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} And when is this weekend?
-{{qf|[[Scott Christian]]}} Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
+{{qf|Glen}} It's this weekend.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[sarcastic]'' Right, that'll work.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh huh. And how much does it cost?
-:''[They move on.]''
+{{qf|Glen}} Um, it's free.
-{{qf|Woman}} A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, [[Blisstonia]].
+{{qf|Homer}} I see. And when is it?
-{{qf|Homer}} Hmmm, makes sense!
+{{qf|Glen}} It's this weekend.
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-:[Hans Moleman enters "[[Just Crichton and King Bookstore]]".]
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But what if they try to talk us into something?
-{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Do you have anything by {{W|Robert Ludlum}}?
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, Marge, Marge. Remember when those smooth-talking guys tried to sell me a time-share vacation condo?
-{{qf|Clerk}} ''[sinister]'' Get out.
+{{qf|Marge}} You bought four of them. Thank God the check bounced.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Homer no function beer well without.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Out of my way, Jerk Ass!
+{{qf|Jane}} It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader.
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-{{qf|Bart}} Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle.
+{{qf|Glen}} Beer is not allowed.
-:''[Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Homer no function beer well without.
-{{qf|Bart}} I love [[The Leader]].
+{{qf|Jane}} Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contentment?
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+{{qf|Homer}} What kind of beer?
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-{{qf|Bart}} Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?
+{{qf|Homer}} Wait - I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?
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-:''[Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.]''
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect calling themselves the Movementarians. In exchange for your home and all your money, the Leader of this "way-out" and wrong religion, claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh. But... ''[gets news]'' Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned of a change in this station's management. Welcome, Movementarians! Continue to improve our lives! I love you, Perfect Leader. And new C.E.O. of K-B-B-O broadcasting!
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-{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
+{{qf|Homer}} See, Marge? Our lives are so much better now
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-:''[The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Now, how are we going to get my Homie back?
-{{qf|Lisa}} We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce?
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} I'll kidnap him for fifty. De-program him for a hundred. And I'll kill him for five hundred.
-{{qf|Homer}} Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do?
+{{qf|Marge}} No, no, no. Just the first two.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
+{{qf|Marge}} All right, already! But do you love the Leader more than having your very own, brand new -- Hoverbikes? What do you have to say about the Leader now? Hunh? Hunh?
-:''[Family returns to watching TV.]''
+{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} The hell with him! What Leader? He can take a flying leap as far as I'm concerned! Lea-who?
-{{qf|[[FOX]] Announcer}} You are watching FOX.
+{{qf|Marge}} And who do you love now?
-{{qf|Family}} ''[Robotically]'' We are watching FOX.
+{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Hoverbikes!!
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 :[Hans Moleman enters "[[Just Crichton and King Bookstore]]".]
-{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Do you have anything by {{w|Robert Ludlum}}?
+{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Do you have anything by {{W|Robert Ludlum}}?
 {{qf|Clerk}} ''[sinister]'' Get out.
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 :''[Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.]''
 {{qf|Hare Krishna}} Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
-{{qf|Homer }} This, Bart, is a crazy man!
+{{qf|Homer}} This, Bart, is a crazy man!
 :''[They move on.]''
 {{qf|[[Scott Christian]]}} Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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 :[''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]] and [[Bart]] arrive at the [[Springfield International Airport]].'']
-:'''Bart Simpson''': Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad!
+{{qf|Bart Simpson}} Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad!
-:'''Homer Simpson''': I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school.
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school.
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-:[''Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.'']
+:''[''Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.'']''
-:'''Hare Krishna''': Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
+{{qf|Hare Krishna}} Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
-:'''Homer Simpson''': This, Bart, is a crazy man!
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} This, Bart, is a crazy man!
-:[''They move on.'']
+:''[''They move on.'']''
-:'''Christian''': Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
+{{qf|Christian}} Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
-:'''Homer Simpson''': ''(Sarcastic)'' Right, that'll work.
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} ''[Sarcastic]'' Right, that'll work.
-:[''They move on.'']
+:''[''They move on.'']''
-:'''Woman''': A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, [[Blisstonia]].
+{{qf|Woman}} A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, [[Blisstonia]].
-:'''Homer Simpson''': Hmmm, makes sense!
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Hmmm, makes sense!
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 :[''[[Hans Moleman]] enters "Just Crichton and King Bookstore".'']
-:'''Hans Moleman''': Do you have anything by Robert Lodlum?
+{{qf|Hans Moleman}} Do you have anything by Robert Lodlum?
-:'''Clerk''': ''(Sinister)'' Get out.
+{{qf|Clerk}} ''[Sinister]'' Get out.
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-:'''Homer Simpson''': Homer no function beer well without.
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Homer no function beer well without.
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-:'''Homer Simpson''': Out of my way, Jerk Ass!
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Out of my way, Jerk Ass!
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-:'''Bart Simpson''': Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle.
+{{qf|Bart Simpson}} Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle.
-:[''Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.'']
+:''[''Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.'']''
-:'''Bart Simpson''': I love The Leader.
+{{qf|Bart Simpson}} I love The Leader.
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-:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.
+{{qf|[[Marge Simpson]]}} When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.
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-:'''Sect Mover''': Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double.
+{{qf|Sect Mover}} Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double.
-:'''Homer Simpson''': Why even unpack?
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Why even unpack?
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-:'''Homer Simpson''': Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
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-:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
+{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson]]}} Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
-:'''Homer Simpson''': I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl.
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl.
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-:'''Lisa Simpson''': Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type.
+{{qf|Lisa Simpson}} Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type.
-:'''Homer Simpson''': Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.
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-:'''Bart Simpson''': Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?
+{{qf|Bart Simpson}} Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?
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-:[''Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.'']
+:''[''Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.'']''
-:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': I never thought I'd have to do ''this'' again.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} I never thought I'd have to do ''this'' again.
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-:'''Reverend Lovejoy''': This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
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-:[''The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.'']
+:''[''The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.'']''
-:'''Lisa Simpson''': We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce?
+{{qf|Lisa Simpson}} We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce?
-:'''Homer Simpson''': Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do?
+{{qf|Homer Simpson}} Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do?
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-:'''Lisa Simpson''': It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
+{{qf|Lisa Simpson}} It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
-:[''Family returns to watching TV.'']
+:''[''Family returns to watching TV.'']''
-:'''[[FOX]] Announcer''': You are watching FOX.
+{{qf|[[FOX]] Announcer}} You are watching FOX.
-:'''Family''': ''(Robotically)'' We are watching FOX.
+{{qf|Family}} ''[Robotically]'' We are watching FOX.

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