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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Italian Grenadessance!
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2014}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{Giuseppe}}
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
|event = yes
}}

'''The Italian Grenadessance!''' is an Event-exclusive premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2014}} content update. It required {{Giuseppe}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|Mama Mia! It's-a New Years Eva!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures.}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|You're'a mistaken! It’s the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|It’s-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|I don’t think that-}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|Or [[Pompeii]], where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose!}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|You can still see-a the smiling, happy faces of the people of Pompeii frozen in ash, mid-party.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Are we talking about the same Pompeii?}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|But-a nothing compares to the expressions of the people when they see my New Year party-poppers.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|I'm starting to think maybe I WON'T do my year abroad in college in Italy.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Giuseppe Construct Fireworks|12 hours|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like there's a new guy in town trying to edge in on our illegal fireworks racket! Is nothing sacred?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Take him out, nice and clean. Send him a gift-wrapped package that will go boom.}}
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|A subwoofer? So thoughtful.}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|He means a bomb. But boss, he’s full-blooded Italian – how do we know he’s not untouchable?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want!}}
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|Can't we just kill the guy?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|Someone has sent me a great gift!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|This package looks very suspicious. The return address is “Mafia HQ.” And it’s ticking…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Also it says “Do Not Jostle Bomb” on the side.}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Giuseppe Admire the Gift Bomb's Craftsmanship|24 hours|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, I have a special surprise for you!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Is it dangerous?}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|No! Now-a just put on that padding and approach slowly.}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|I've-a turned the bomb into the biggest firework that-a Springfield has ever seen!}}
{{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
{{TB|And I had enough left over to make the second biggest firework Springfield has ever seen!}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Legs, don’t dump that body. Recycle it instead.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display|60 minutes|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2014}}
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@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 {{TB|Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures.}}
 {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
-{{TB|You're'a mistaken! It’s the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.}}
+{{TB|You're'a mistaken! It's the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.}}
 {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
-{{TB|It’s-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.}}
+{{TB|It's-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|I don’t think that-}}
+{{TB|I don't think that-}}
 {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
 {{TB|Or [[Pompeii]], where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose!}}
@@ Line 47: / Line 47: @@
 {{TB|A subwoofer? So thoughtful.}}
 {{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
-{{TB|He means a bomb. But boss, he’s full-blooded Italian – how do we know he’s not untouchable?}}
+{{TB|He means a bomb. But boss, he's full-blooded Italian – how do we know he's not untouchable?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 {{TB|I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want!}}
@@ Line 61: / Line 61: @@
 {{TB|Someone has sent me a great gift!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|This package looks very suspicious. The return address is “Mafia HQ.” And it’s ticking…}}
+{{TB|This package looks very suspicious. The return address is "Mafia HQ." And it's ticking...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
-{{TB|Also it says “Do Not Jostle Bomb” on the side.}}
+{{TB|Also it says "Do Not Jostle Bomb" on the side.}}
 {{Tapped Out Giuseppe Icon}}
 {{TB|Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory.}}
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{TB|Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf.}}
 {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
-{{TB|Legs, don’t dump that body. Recycle it instead.}}
+{{TB|Legs, don't dump that body. Recycle it instead.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display|60 minutes|[[Giuseppe's Workshop]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}