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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas|Simpsons Christmas Stories}}
-{{qf|[[Martin]]}} A new car? May I suggest an {{w|Oldsmobile|''Olds''mobile?}}
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} A new car? May I suggest an {{W|Oldsmobile|''Olds''mobile?}}
 :''[Silence.]''
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Mr. Burns sucks!
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 :''[Homer gestures like Mussolini on the balcony]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[whispering]'' Dad, don't act like [[Mussolini]].
-{{qf|Homer}} Ooh, I thought I was doing {{ch|Donald Trump}}.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh, I thought I was doing {{Ch|Donald Trump}}.
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 {{qf|Bob}} This is my bride, Francesca, and my son, Gino.
@@ Line 82: / Line 82: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} But I do such a great impression of him! ''[turns around and turns back to them with his hand covering one of his eyes]'' Ooh, I am the gayest supervillain ever! Beware my scented candles! Ooh, scented!
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-{{qf|Bob}} I can't believe what that ''clown'' is doing to {{w|Ruggiero Leoncavallo|Leoncavallo}}! And they call ''me'' a murderer!
+{{qf|Bob}} I can't believe what that ''clown'' is doing to {{W|Ruggiero Leoncavallo|Leoncavallo}}! And they call ''me'' a murderer!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Krusty, you saved us!
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 {{qf|Bob}} ''[stomping grapes to the tune of "These Boots Are Made for Walking"]'' ''"These feet are made for stomping, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these feet will make Chianti out of you!"''
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-{{qf|Marge}} We're in a foreign city with no car, being stalked by a killer. I feel like I'm {{w|The Bourne Identity}}.
+{{qf|Marge}} We're in a foreign city with no car, being stalked by a killer. I feel like I'm {{W|The Bourne Identity}}.
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 {{qf|Krusty}} ''[talking to the audience at the Colosseum]'' So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? And I tell her "I want to see your Naples!" She slaps me! ''[he laughs but the audience is silent]''

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 {{qf|Homer}} Yes, tell us your story. But it better have a beginning, a middle, and an end.
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-{{qf|Woman crushing grapes}}  Mi arrendo. Questo è troppo difficile.
+{{qf|Woman crushing grapes}} Mi arrendo. Questo è troppo difficile.
 {{qf|Man crushing grapes}} Piedini.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Here's a cute fact. This sausage shop has been grinding the same family of pigs for six hundred years.
-{{qf|Butcher}}  Sono abitato dai fantasmi di diecimila maiali morti.
+{{qf|Butcher}} Sono abitato dai fantasmi di diecimila maiali morti.
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 {{qf|Francesca}} Oh, he makes love like a man who just got out of jail.

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 {{qf|Bob}} We are here to honor my old friends, the Simpsons. Tomorrow they return to America, taking with them my gratitude, my friendship, and my heartfelt wish that they never return.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[[looking in an Italian to English Dictionar]]'' Vendetta means...vendetta! ''[all the Simpsons scream]''
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[looking in an Italian to English Dictionary]'' Vendetta means...vendetta! ''[all the Simpsons scream]''
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 {{qf|Marge}} Boy, that Sideshow Bob goes from zero to murder awfully fast.
 {{qf|Bart}} At least this time it was Lisa who ruined Bob's life.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[groaning]'' Oh, I feel so sick!
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[[chuckle]]'' It's called a hangover, sweetie. And it's an unavoidable part of life.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckle]'' It's called a hangover, sweetie. And it's an unavoidable part of life.
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} Please help us, Krusty. We don't want to be the first Christians to die at the [[Colosseum]]!

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 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Mr. Burns sucks!
 :''[Everyone laughs.]''
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+----
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You're sending me to [[Italy]]?
 {{qf|[[Burns]]}} Yes.
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 {{qf|Burns}} It would be nice.
 :''[Homer groans.]''
------
+----
 {{qf|Homer}} Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food!
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+----
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[sees a man in first class on the plane]'' Hey, that man has a TV in his seat. I wonder what I got.
 :''[Rips off the top of the armrest.]''
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 {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} Hey, Brandine! The kids just gots themselves a new playpen!
 {{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Cletus, you're the most wonderful husband and son I ever had.
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+----
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[at the airport]'' What's up with the Canadian sticker on your backpack?
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, some people in Europe think that America has made some stupid choices for the past, oh, five years. So for the next week, I'm from [[Canada]].
 {{qf|Bart}} Uh, I think Dad may blow your cover.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[pushing through the crowd]'' That flag is mine! ''[takes an American flag off the conveyor belt and stands on top of suitcases, waving the flag around]'' Don't mess with Texas! Shock and awe, losers! Shock and awe!
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+----
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Excuse me, Mr. Mayor. They say you speak English.
 {{qf|Man behind chair}} Indeed I do.
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 {{qf|[[Bob]]}} The Simpsons!
 :''[They all scream.]''
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+----
 {{qf|Homer}} Yes, tell us your story. But it better have a beginning, a middle, and an end.
------
+----
 {{qf|Woman crushing grapes}}  Mi arrendo. Questo è troppo difficile.
 {{qf|Man crushing grapes}} Piedini.
------
+----
 :''[Homer gestures like Mussolini on the balcony]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[whispering]'' Dad, don't act like [[Mussolini]].
 {{qf|Homer}} Ooh, I thought I was doing {{ch|Donald Trump}}.
------
+----
 {{qf|Bob}} This is my bride, Francesca, and my son, Gino.
 {{qf|Homer}} Holy moley! I always thought that you were, you know, out loud and proud.
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah. I never went to college.
 {{qf|Bob}} ''[sarcastically]'' Stop the presses.
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+----
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Francesca]'' Hello. I'm Marge. This is my husband, Homer, my daughters, Lisa and Maggie, and my son, Bart Simpson.
 {{qf|[[Francesca]]}} Bart Simpson? The name Roberto cries when he has the bad dream?
 {{qf|[[Gino]]}} ''[making stabbing motions with his hand]'' Bart Simpson! Bart Simpson! Bart Simpson! I make-a like my daddy!
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+----
 {{qf|Bob}} We are here to honor my old friends, the Simpsons. Tomorrow they return to America, taking with them my gratitude, my friendship, and my heartfelt wish that they never return.
------
+----
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[looking in an Italian to English Dictionar]]'' Vendetta means...vendetta! ''[all the Simpsons scream]''
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[[looking in an Italian to English Dictionar]]'' Vendetta means...vendetta! ''[all the Simpsons scream]''
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Boy, that Sideshow Bob goes from zero to murder awfully fast.
 {{qf|Bart}} At least this time it was Lisa who ruined Bob's life.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[groaning]'' Oh, I feel so sick!
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckle]]'' It's called a hangover, sweetie. And it's an unavoidable part of life.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[[chuckle]]'' It's called a hangover, sweetie. And it's an unavoidable part of life.
------
+----
 {{qf|Bart}} Please help us, Krusty. We don't want to be the first Christians to die at the [[Colosseum]]!
------
+----
 {{qf|Marge}} Here's a cute fact. This sausage shop has been grinding the same family of pigs for six hundred years.
 {{qf|Butcher}}  Sono abitato dai fantasmi di diecimila maiali morti.
------
+----
 {{qf|Francesca}} Oh, he makes love like a man who just got out of jail.
------
+----
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Krusty's in an opera here in Rome! He can save our lives! Come on, let's go!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[groans]'' Opera? They have that here too?
------
+----
 {{qf|Lisa}} You have to help us! Sideshow Bob has sworn a vendetta against us!
 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Vendetta? What's that, an Italian vending machine? ''[the Simpsons stare at him for a few seconds before Krusty bursts into tears]'' Aw! That's my opening joke! And my closer, and my saver, and my topper!
------
+----
 {{qf|Krusty}} Put on these costumes and mix in with the crowd scenes. He won't kill you in front of all those witnesses!
 {{qf|Homer}} Can I be the Phantom of the Opera?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, the Phantom isn't in this.
 {{qf|Homer}} But I do such a great impression of him! ''[turns around and turns back to them with his hand covering one of his eyes]'' Ooh, I am the gayest supervillain ever! Beware my scented candles! Ooh, scented!
------
+----
 {{qf|Bob}} I can't believe what that ''clown'' is doing to {{w|Ruggiero Leoncavallo|Leoncavallo}}! And they call ''me'' a murderer!
------
+----
 {{qf|Bart}} Krusty, you saved us!
 {{qf|Krusty}} Yeah, well, I need someone to help me smuggle antiquities back to America. Take a piece and hide it on your person. Hide it well.
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+----
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[on an ancient Roman aqueduct; to Homer]'' Dad! You're driving on an ancient Roman aqueduct!
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' Well, what am I supposed to do about it? Transport water from distant cities?
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+----
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[about to drive off an end of an unfinished aqueduct]'' Lazy Romans!
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+----
 {{qf|Bob}} ''[stomping grapes to the tune of "These Boots Are Made for Walking"]'' ''"These feet are made for stomping, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these feet will make Chianti out of you!"''
------
+----
 {{qf|Marge}} We're in a foreign city with no car, being stalked by a killer. I feel like I'm {{w|The Bourne Identity}}.
------
+----
 {{qf|Krusty}} ''[talking to the audience at the Colosseum]'' So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? And I tell her "I want to see your Naples!" She slaps me! ''[he laughs but the audience is silent]''
 {{qf|Man from audience}} We call it "Napoli"!
 {{qf|Krusty}} Yeah, well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli! I know you're out there, I can hear you being greasy!
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+----
 :''[in [[Venice]], the Simpsons take a gondola ride]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homie, isn't Venice romantic? This gondola ride was a wonderful idea!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, knock it off!
 {{qf|Gondolier}} Excusi, no speak-an English. ''[resumes singing]'' ''When that big tub of lard...''
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+----
 {{qf|Bart}} Dad, cheese truck!
 :''[They scream.]''

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 :'''Gondolier:''' Excusi, no speak-an English. ''[resumes singing]'' ''When that big tub of lard...''
 {{Season 17|Q}}
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 :'''Burns:''' It would be nice.
 :''[Homer groans]''
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-:'''Homer:''' Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian8.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Homer:''' Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food!
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 :''[Homer rips off some of the wires and one of the engines falls off, landing in Cletus' front yard]''
 :'''[[Cletus]]:''' Hey, Brandine! The kids just gots themselves a new playpen!
-:'''[[Brandine]]:''' Cletus, you're the most wonderful husband and son I ever had. [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian5.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''[[Brandine]]:''' Cletus, you're the most wonderful husband and son I ever had.
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@@ Line 51: / Line 50: @@
 :'''Homer:''' Yes, tell us your story. But it better have a beginning, a middle, and an end.
 -----
 :''[Homer gestures like Mussolini on the balcony]''
@@ Line 76: / Line 80: @@
 -----
-:'''Marge:''' ''[looking in an Italian to English Dictionar])'' Vendetta means...vendetta! ''[all the Simpsons scream]'' [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian11.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Marge:''' ''[looking in an Italian to English Dictionar])'' Vendetta means...vendetta! ''[all the Simpsons scream]''
 ----
@@ Line 91: / Line 95: @@
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-:Francesca, on sideshow bob: '''Oh, he makes love like a man who just got out of jail.'''
+:'''Marge:''' Here's a cute fact. This sausage shop has been grinding the same family of pigs for six hundred years.
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@@ Line 97: / Line 106: @@
 :'''Lisa:''' Hey, Krusty's in an opera here in Rome! He can save our lives! Come on, let's go!
 :'''Homer:''' ''[groans]'' Opera? They have that here too?
-[http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian12.mp3 audio clip]
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 :'''Lisa:''' You have to help us! Sideshow Bob has sworn a vendetta against us!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Vendetta? What's that, an Italian vending machine? ''[the Simpsons stare at him for a few seconds before Krusty bursts into tears]'' Aw! That's my opening joke! And my closer, and my saver, and my topper! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian13.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Vendetta? What's that, an Italian vending machine? ''[the Simpsons stare at him for a few seconds before Krusty bursts into tears]'' Aw! That's my opening joke! And my closer, and my saver, and my topper!
 -----
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 :'''Krusty:''' ''[talking to the audience at the Colosseum]'' So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? And I tell her "I want to see your Naples!" She slaps me! ''[he laughs but the audience is silent]''
 :'''Man from audience:''' We call it "Napoli"!
-:'''Krusty:''' Yeah, well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli! I know you're out there, I can hear you being greasy! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian14.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Krusty:''' Yeah, well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli! I know you're out there, I can hear you being greasy!
 -----
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 :'''Gondolier:''' ''[singing to the tune of ''That's Amore'']'' ''When a wife looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral. When she kisses that jerk while I do all the work, that's im...''
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, knock it off!
-:'''Gondolier:''' Excusi, no speak-an English. ''[resumes singing]'' ''When that big tub of lard...'' [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/italian15.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Gondolier:''' Excusi, no speak-an English. ''[resumes singing]'' ''When that big tub of lard...''
 {{Season 17|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Italian Bob/Quotes}}