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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Invasion Is Snow Joke
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, [[Lisa]], [[Bart]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''The Invasion Is Snow Joke''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Reward: Kang and Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Once again, our conquest of Earth during their [[Halloween]] has failed miserably.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|They think so little of us they didn't even bother to include us in their televised special.}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|Why do we always attack on Halloween, anyway? I hate that holiday. So creepy with all the spiders and ghosts.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, perhaps the Earthlings would be more vulnerable on one of their other holidays. Columbus Day, maybe.}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Place the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|6 seconds}} {{Task/Job|Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays|6 seconds|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|I have found the perfect holiday for us to conquer: [[Christmas]].}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|It'll be the ideal time to distribute our Invado-Bots. First, we must disguise them as toys.}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|What is the point of that, space-moron?}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Because kids will take anything Santa gives them and like it!}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Now, all we have to do is visit the North Pole and command Santa to do our bidding.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Assault Santa Claus|6 seconds|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Kodos Prepare for Santa Assimilation|6 seconds|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Surrender, foolish elf! We have ray guns and space saucers.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can deliver presents to a billion children in one night and fit down any chimney.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|He's too powerful! Flee!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Re-Program Funzos|6 seconds|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Feel Something Amiss|6 seconds|a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{RigelB|400}}/{{SacredT|400}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet…with love.}}
{{THT|If Act 1 is active: {{Task/Job|Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays|6 seconds}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Get Their Robo-Funzos|6 seconds|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your “toy” contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled “days until beginning conquest of Earth”.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task|Tap Robo-Funzos|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{2x4|20}}, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed!}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I help those who help themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Scream}}
{{TB|Jesus Christ?! You're real?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we're living in a town reconstituted after my dad blew it up with a nuclear blast. I guess anything is possible.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, I'll be doing something just as important.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Place Jesus' Carpentry Shop|6 seconds}} {{Task|Craft the [[Candy Cane Fencing]] in Jesus' Shop}} {{Task|Tap Robo-Funzos|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the “Prince of High Prices”.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|If I live, it'll make a great college application essay.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I've something that may help, ahoyvin. I call it the Re-Gifting Machine! It uses electromagnetic pulses to over-load the Robo-Funzos' circuitry.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Place the [[Re-Gifting Machine]]|6 seconds}} {{Task|Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos}} {{Task/Job|Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That's great. Now, if we can just find something else for Lisa to worry about.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|We have to help the other Springfields. Robo-Funzos have started taking over their towns, too!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And there you have it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Tap Robo-Funzos in a Friend's Town|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We did it! The Robo-Funzos are thinning out!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can't believe we managed to wrap everything up in one act. Usually it takes three!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, now that you've said that, I did notice a suspicious new construction site.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What's so suspicious?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The sign on the construction fence says: “Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore”.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Hate Reading|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Regret Saving Bart|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Santa Kang Discover Robo-Funzo Bodies|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Build|Place [[Rigellian Construction Site]]|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My beautiful toys, all destroyed. I was just trying to bring a little joy to the planet I plan to subjugate.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|The Act 1 story is done. Keep expanding your North Pole and destroying Robo-Funzos. Act 2 starts soon.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|500}} and {{XP|50}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Invasion Before Christmas}}
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 {{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|The Act 1 story is done. Keep expanding your North Pole and destroying Robo-Funzos. Act 2 starts soon.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|500}} and {{XP|50}}|colspan=2}}

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 |name = The Invasion Is Snow Joke
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Invasion Before Christmas Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}}
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 |characters = [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional =
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 |next = [[More Presents]]

@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 {{TB|Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
-{{TB|You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.}}
+{{TB|You said, "Surprise me". And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 {{TB|If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.}}
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{TB|Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
-{{TB|I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?}}
+{{TB|I don't trust this so-called "Santa". Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
-{{TB|Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet…with love.}}
+{{TB|Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.}}
 {{THT|If Act 1 is active: {{Task/Job|Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays|6 seconds}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Get Their Robo-Funzos|6 seconds|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|10}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
-{{TB|Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your “toy” contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled “days until beginning conquest of Earth”.}}
+{{TB|Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your "toy" contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled "days until beginning conquest of Earth".}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them!}}
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 {{TB|That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
-{{TB|Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the “Prince of High Prices”.}}
+{{TB|Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the "Prince of High Prices".}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|What's so suspicious?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|The sign on the construction fence says: “Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore”.}}
+{{TB|The sign on the construction fence says: "Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore".}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible.}}