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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Internet of Wheels
|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Internet of Wheels Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = TheInternetOfWheels
|id = 255011 - 255015
|previous = [[End of the Road]]
|next = [[Every Old Car is New Again]]
|event = yes
}}

'''The Internet of Wheels''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between May 1, [[2022]] and May 18, 2022|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Everyone is just staring at me with their I've-seen-your-credit-report eyes. I better get out of here. Maybe Krusty will give me a lift home.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Homer, I'm going to the V.I.P. lounge, so I hope you don't mind if I ditch you. Actually, it doesn't matter if you mind, 'cause that's what I'm doing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How am I gonna get home now? I don't wanna call Marge, and I don't think Youber drivers accept centavos.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over…}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Chicken||40|emote=Angry}}
{{TB|BAGAWK!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Whoa! What's that about?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that's the pecking order.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah…literally.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If y'all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Ride in the Back of the Truck|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Enjoy Giving Chickens a Ride|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Cletus]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your…wealth… own a truck like this?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Oh, I ain't the owner. It belongs to the chickens.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Are they taking offers?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Chicken||40|emote=Angry}}
{{TB|BAGAWK!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|What'd she say?}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|She needs to run a credit check.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You can just drop me off at the next corner.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Yokel Truck]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all…}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Why not let me do the driving?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A talking car?! Where did you come from?}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|From the CarGo headquarters building.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A giant tech company building? Where did that come from?!}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I'm not one of those disembodied voices that answers your stupid questions. I'm one of those disembodied voices that drives this car.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, drive me home.}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|If you wish to drive me, just scan this QR code.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|…Uh…}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Open the camera app on your phone and take a picture of the pixelated square near my door handle.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A pixelated square? Where did that come from?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Try to Figure Out How to Operate the Car|4 hours|[[CarGo]], a {{TOG|Shop}}, [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I opened the photo app on my phone. Now what?}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|No, that's the gallery app. Open the camera app.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Oh, okay. Now, I take a picture of you and that opens the door?}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|No, not of me. Take a picture of the black-and-white sign that looks like a pattern of dots.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The one that looks like an out-of-focus [[Ernest Hemingway]]?}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|No, it doesn't look like—}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, it actually kinda does.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Parking Garage]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There! Did it!}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|No, you just took another selfie.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Of the QR code?}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|No, of yourself. It's a selfie!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Still not following you.}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Having trouble opening the door?}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon}}
{{TB|We were watching from the cameras.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|There are cameras in the car?}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, but we were watching from the ones in space. I'm Antoine and this is Zora. We're the CEOs of CarGo.}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Homer, we think you're the ultimate everyman, and so we'd like to give you our new CarGo Self-Driving Car free of charge, as a special promotion!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo! Free car!}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Really? That guy? We must be running out of customers. }}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car|4 hours|[[CarGo]], [[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Duke Druther's Auto Detailing Billboard]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Homer, why don't you get in the car and let it take you for a spin?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay!}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|I'll drive you around the parking lot while you just sit back and enjoy the sights. Isn't this relaxing?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|BORING!}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Boring? Well, what if I do some donuts?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now you're speaking my language!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}} {{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]], a [[Parking Lot]], {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo! That was fun! More donuts!}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So, you'll take the car?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And more donuts! With sprinkles please.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|I'm also gonna need a travel mug.}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh, I think we have some donuts in the breakroom, but I don't know about a travel mug.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|The travel mug is important.}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}texting{{*}} I'll see if one of our programmers can bring one over right now.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Your programmers are still working this late?}}
{{Tapped Out Antoine Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|They only stop for their company-mandated three hours of sleep per night.}}
{{Tapped Out Zora Icon}}
{{TB|It's common practice in our industry. It prevents programming errorssssssssssssssssss.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Car Wash]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow, letting you drive me home really is great! I never realized there was a stop sign back there.}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, your driving record indicates as much.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings…}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|Self-drinking your beer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Get your own!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|195}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Enjoy the Ride Home|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|We've arrived at your home.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|I didn't realize it was so late. Do you think Marge noticed?}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|You've received 17 calls from her. You should really turn your notifications back on.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I'm gonna need you to self-talk to Marge while I sneak in the back door and pretend I was home all along.}}
{{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
{{TB|I calculate a less than three-percent probability that any member of your family will fall for this ruse, including the pets.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That suspicious cat is bringing my average way down.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[CarGo Smart Car]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Hell on Wheels}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Internet of Wheels, The}}

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 |requirements =
 |characters = [[Homer]]
-|optional = [[Cletus]], [[Antoine]] and [[Zora]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
+|optional = [[Cletus]], {{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = TheInternetOfWheels
 |id = 255011 - 255015
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 {{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 {{TB|Really? That guy? We must be running out of customers. }}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car|4 hours|[[CarGo]], [[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Celebrate Getting a Free Car|4 hours|[[CarGo]], [[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Plan a Promotional Campaign|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char={{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Duke Druther's Auto Detailing Billboard]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 147: / Line 147: @@
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Now you're speaking my language!}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char=[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]], a [[Parking Lot]], {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional3|Make Antoine and Zora Watch the Car Do Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]]|char={{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Donuts While Doing Donuts|4 hours|[[CarGo]], a [[Parking Lot]], {{TOG|Eatery}}, or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|Woohoo! That was fun! More donuts!}}
@@ Line 213: / Line 213: @@
 {{TB|{{KeyFob|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
 {{TBT|Get Batteries for Key Fobs}}
-{{TB|[[Antoine]] and [[Zora]], [[Crazy Vaclav]], [[Kliff]]}}
+{{TB|{{ap|Antoine|Baby You Can't Drive My Car}} and [[Zora]], [[Crazy Vaclav]], [[Kliff]]}}
 {{TB|[[CarGo]], [[Kliff's Kar Chalet]], [[Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles]], [[Simpson House]]}}
 {{TB|{{KeyFob|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}

@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{TB|Howdy, stranger! You look like you could use a ride.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over…}}
+{{TB|Thanks. I'll just, uh, slide these chicken cages over...}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Chicken||40|emote=Angry}}
 {{TB|BAGAWK!}}
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{TB|Chickens ride in front, hitchhikers ride in back. In this here truck, that's the pecking order.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Yeah…literally.}}
+{{TB|Yeah...literally.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|If y'all are gonna use five-dollar words, you can find another ride.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Key Fobs|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Ride in the Back of the Truck|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Enjoy Giving Chickens a Ride|4 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]], a [[Brown House]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Cletus]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your…wealth… own a truck like this?}}
+{{TB|Thanks again, Cletus. So, how can someone of your...wealth... own a truck like this?}}
 {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
 {{TB|Oh, I ain't the owner. It belongs to the chickens.}}
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all…}}
+{{TB|Guess I'll have to call Marge for a ride after all...}}
 {{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 {{TB|Why not let me do the driving?}}
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 {{TB|If you wish to drive me, just scan this QR code.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
-{{TB|…Uh…}}
+{{TB|...Uh...}}
 {{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Open the camera app on your phone and take a picture of the pixelated square near my door handle.}}
@@ Line 179: / Line 179: @@
 {{TB|Yes, your driving record indicates as much.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings…}}
+{{TB|I'm thinking you could have an even bigger role in my life! I'm picturing you self-working my job, self-attending parent-teacher meetings...}}
 {{Tapped Out CarGo Smart Car Icon}}
 {{TB|Self-drinking your beer?}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Hell on Wheels}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Cletus]], [[Antoine]] and [[Zora]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = TheInternetOfWheels
 |id = 255011 - 255015
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|Between May 1, [[2022]] and May 18, 2022|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
@@ Line 199: / Line 199: @@
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[CarGo Smart Car]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Hell on Wheels}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Internet of Wheels, The}}