https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Imaginarium_of_Sgt._Sausage The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage - Revision history 2026-04-22T14:06:00Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Imaginarium_of_Sgt._Sausage&diff=1411753&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (9) 2025-07-07T20:03:02Z <p>replaced: … → ... (9)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 20:03, July 7, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l52" >Line 52:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 52:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Fine, goodbye imaginary friends. Never come back.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Fine, goodbye imaginary friends. Never come back.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Surprised}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. 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You, too, God.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|That means everyone. You, too, God.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l110" >Line 110:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 110:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hey Mr. Army Man, is this seat taken? {{*}}belches{{*}}}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hey Mr. Army Man, is this seat taken? {{*}}belches{{*}}}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. 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Together.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Drinking beers together along the boardwalk, passing out together on the beach, throwing up on that lifeguard. Together.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. 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Sausage Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">I…better </del>not. I think I passed my limit of imaginary beers an hour ago.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">I...better </ins>not. I think I passed my limit of imaginary beers an hour ago.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hmm, yeah, you're probably right. I'm supposed to call the hospital any time I beat my old high score on the breathalyzer at Moe's.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hmm, yeah, you're probably right. I'm supposed to call the hospital any time I beat my old high score on the breathalyzer at Moe's.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l135" >Line 135:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 135:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Look, Barney, we need to talk.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Look, Barney, we need to talk.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Sgt. 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No, Sarge, you can't mean that!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|What? No, Sarge, you can't mean that!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l155" >Line 155:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 155:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|That's right, old pal. I've been in here all along.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|That's right, old pal. I've been in here all along.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm a dream within a dream, like in that weird movie where the guy spins the top at the end and everyone pretends to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">understand…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm a dream within a dream, like in that weird movie where the guy spins the top at the end and everyone pretends to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">understand...</ins>}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. 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Sausage |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Hot Diggity D'oh!}} |requir..." 2025-07-07T19:49:08Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Sgt._Sausage_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Hot Diggity D&#039;oh!}} |requir...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Hot Diggity D'oh!}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Sgt. Sausage]]<br /> |optional = [[Stradivarius Cain]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Barney]]<br /> |internal = TheImaginariumOfSgtSausage<br /> |id = 254017 - 254021<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''The Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Hot Diggity D'oh!}} content update. It requires [[Sgt. Sausage]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Staff Sergeant Simpson, do we have another crucial mission in service to this incomparable country?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|We do indeed, Sergeant. I have a lot of work to take care of today and it can't wait another minute.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, and while we're at it, maybe I should go by &quot;Captain&quot; from now on. Or &quot;General&quot;, whichever one's better.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sir, yes, sir!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Sausage Follow Homer to &quot;Work&quot;|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Homie, I just got a call from Chief Wiggum.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|It seems a certain someone drove their car into City Hall and stole a replica of Jebediah Springfield's musket.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}<br /> {{TB|Ah, classic Barney.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|It wasn't Barney.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Huh. Doesn't seem like Lenny, but you never really know a person, you know?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|It was you, Homer!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}<br /> {{TB|It wasn't my fault! Sgt. Sausage dared me to do it! Also, isn't this musket awesome?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|No more excuses, Homer! These imaginary friends of yours only ever get you into trouble. Either they go, or I do!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Marge, I can't control what I imagine.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, you can!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Fine, goodbye imaginary friends. Never come back.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|That means everyone. You, too, God.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out God Icon}}<br /> {{TB|D'oh!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I can't believe it's over. Homer and I were meant to be brothers in arms until the end.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Without Homer imagining me, I am neither sergeant nor sausage.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|What purpose do I now serve, the last, lone soldier on the breakfast buffet table of life?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Who will remember me when the angelic busboys descend to clear away these final warming trays?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I'll remember you, Sgt. Sausage.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Thanks, Cain. That means a lot.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Stradivarius Cain Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|It's been a wonderful time spent with you all these years inside Homer's mind.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Let's not get mushy. Sausages should never get mushy.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Sausage Contemplate Existence|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Stradivarius Cain Get Mushy|4 hours|[[Sgt. Sausage]]|char=[[Stradivarius Cain]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|What makes Homer Simpson so special anyway? I don't need him to define me.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I am a patriot. I have nine yellow mustard hearts. I'm brave, loyal, lightly-seasoned, and surprisingly low in cholesterol!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, God, I am nothing without Homer! I need someone, anyone, to believe in me!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, pal, you look like someone whose creative center is free from the tethers of reality. You wanna hang out?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|I knew I should have stayed away from this part of town! {{*}}runs away{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What about you, ponytail man?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Be gone, Army Hot Dog. My imagination is at full capacity regarding obscure comic book characters and references come to life.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Sausage Cruise for a Fix|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Lovejoy Pray the Imaginary Away|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|This is hopeless. I'll never find someone who could ever measure up to Homer.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Who else could drink beer like Homer? Or miss the point of a joke like Homer? Or clear out a foxhole with a burp like Homer?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br /> {{TB|Hey Mr. Army Man, is this seat taken? {{*}}belches{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|…be still my beating fillers…}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I gotta tell ya, Sarge, I don't think I've ever spent a better day with someone in my entire life.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Drinking beers together along the boardwalk, passing out together on the beach, throwing up on that lifeguard. Together.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah…{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}<br /> {{TB|So…you wanna come in for a night cap?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I…better not. I think I passed my limit of imaginary beers an hour ago.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hmm, yeah, you're probably right. I'm supposed to call the hospital any time I beat my old high score on the breathalyzer at Moe's.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|That was actually just the handle on the Love Tester, Barney. And yes – you should call the hospital.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Sausage Take a Long Walk|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Barney Call the Hospital|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Look, Barney, we need to talk.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I'm sorry, but…this just isn't working.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|What? No, Sarge, you can't mean that!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I got three kegs for our forty-eight-hour-aversary. What am I supposed to do with them?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|You'll think of something, soldier. I believe in you.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 5 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Sgt. Sausage's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|This is it. I'm on my own for the first time ever.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sgt. Sausage Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Everything I ever needed to feel whole was inside me the entire time.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That's right, old pal. I've been in here all along.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I'm a dream within a dream, like in that weird movie where the guy spins the top at the end and everyone pretends to understand…}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sgt. Sausage Talk to His Imaginary Friend|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Behind the Laughter ==<br /> The quest name is a reference to the [[2009]] film ''{{W|The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus}}''.<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Hot Diggity D'oh}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Imaginarium of Sgt. Sausage, The}}</div> Solar Dragon