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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} There you are! Homer, that's too many treats for Bart and Lisa!
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Bart and Lisa? D'oh! I forgot theirs! I'll be right back!
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{{qf|{{ap|Marty|The Illustrative Man}}}} Art? There are some who wouldn't agree with that-- There are those who say these are images of evil! When I was a young man, I foolishly let myself be tattooed-- I was impressed by the quality of the artist's illustrations. But the artist was a sorcerer-- And he used my skin as a canvas to tell depraved stories! I must warn you. Don't look at the tattoos too long-- You might not like what you see?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You mean scabs?
{{qf|Marty}} I mean each picture tells a story-- And they're not all pleasant! You may see yourself-- Or people you know-- Cast in a sordid little tale. That is my curse!!
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{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} What do you think you're doing? I've got dibs on him-- I'm the one who learned voodoo to bring him back!
{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I met him first-- When he was alive! One look at your hairy legs scared him to death!
{{qf|Patty}} Maybe you bored him to death with your vacation slides?
{{qf|Selma}} Well, he didn't look too good after you served him your tuna noodle casserole!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Can you describe the perp, Mr. Nahawhateverthehellitis? Uh, huh-- Four fingers, yellow complexion, no body past the forearm. Ah, hah. Did you notice any distinguishing characteristics?
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...How much longer will the police let this culprit get the upper hand? This reporter is keeping his fingers crossed that he doesn't cross those fingers. Coming up next, [[Krusty the Clown]] assaults his head writer for using too many puns in his scripts. Stay tuned.
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} So ye thot ye'd lop off Willie's head, eh?
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart only wanted to cut off the evil head that was in the basket!
{{qf|Bart}} Ah, I guess I called that one wrong.

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Bart and Lisa? D'oh! I forgot theirs! I'll be right back!
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-{{qf|{{ap|Marty|The Illustrative Man}}}} Art? There are some who wouldn't agree with that-- There are those who say these are images of evil! When I was a young man, I foolishly let myself be tattooed-- I was impressed by the quality of the artist's illustrations. But the artist was a sorcerer-- And he used my skin as a canvas to tell depraved stories! I must warn you. Don't look at the tattoos too long-- You might not like what you see?
+{{qf|{{ap|Marty|The Illustrative Man}}}} Art? There are some who wouldn't agree with that—There are those who say these are images of evil! When I was a young man, I foolishly let myself be tattooed—I was impressed by the quality of the artist's illustrations. But the artist was a sorcerer—And he used my skin as a canvas to tell depraved stories! I must warn you. Don't look at the tattoos too long—You might not like what you see?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You mean scabs?
-{{qf|Marty}} I mean each picture tells a story-- And they're not all pleasant! You may see yourself-- Or people you know-- Cast in a sordid little tale. That is my curse!!
+{{qf|Marty}} I mean each picture tells a story—And they're not all pleasant! You may see yourself—Or people you know—Cast in a sordid little tale. That is my curse!!
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-{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} What do you think you're doing? I've got dibs on him-- I'm the one who learned voodoo to bring him back!
+{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} What do you think you're doing? I've got dibs on him—I'm the one who learned voodoo to bring him back!
-{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I met him first-- When he was alive! One look at your hairy legs scared him to death!
+{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I met him first—When he was alive! One look at your hairy legs scared him to death!
 {{qf|Patty}} Maybe you bored him to death with your vacation slides?
 {{qf|Selma}} Well, he didn't look too good after you served him your tuna noodle casserole!
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-{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Can you describe the perp, Mr. Nahawhateverthehellitis? Uh, huh-- Four fingers, yellow complexion, no body past the forearm. Ah, hah. Did you notice any distinguishing characteristics?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Can you describe the perp, Mr. Nahawhateverthehellitis? Uh, huh—Four fingers, yellow complexion, no body past the forearm. Ah, hah. Did you notice any distinguishing characteristics?
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} ...How much longer will the police let this culprit get the upper hand? This reporter is keeping his fingers crossed that he doesn't cross those fingers. Coming up next, [[Krusty the Clown]] assaults his head writer for using too many puns in his scripts. Stay tuned.

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