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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, Bart, a-are super powers supposed to make you nauseous?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Probably. Let's see if my super-strength has kicked in. Grrrr-ugh! It's not working yet!... Try running through that wall.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Cowabunga!
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:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Are you ready to proceed?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Objection, your highness!
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Overruled.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm outta here.
:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, if you can't come up with something resembling a rational argument, I've no choice but to rule against you.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Very well, I call Mr. Burns to the stand. Mr. Burns, is it true that our son was able to slip past the security at your power plant?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Yes.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Then don't you're responsible for his accident!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Even the tightest security system can be penetrated by ap person of supior intelligence. It is quite obvious, madame, that your son is a genius!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Really? You think so?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Why not!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, shouldn't you at least fire the man responsible for the incident?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Very well! Smithers, fire our safety insepector!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, wait a second, I'm the --
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Simpson. You're fired!
:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh!
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': [SIGH] Hello Mr. Burns.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Smithers! Any luck finding a job?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': No, sir and you?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Um... eh... no.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Mr. Burns? Um, I know that you're going through a really rough time, but... would it kill you to clean up after yourself once in a while?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Hmmm. I'm not sure. But why risk it?
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:'''[[Joe Quimby]]''': We're all going broke because of this power thing. I am... er... ah... open to suggestions.
:'''[[Ned]]''': I say we rebuild the ark of the covenant, and let god tell us what to do.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Why don't we build a hydroelecttric plant to draw power form the natural motion of the river?
:'''[[Abe Simpson]]''': Drill in Alaska!
:'''[[Moe]]''': I'm tellin' ya! Rats on treadmills! Big rats!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Hold everything! I've found a way to power the entire town... ...by harnessing the power of donuts!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': People of Springfield, I give you unlimited power for the future: THe Simpson Quantum Generator!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Now that Dr. Hibbert has treated the radioactive bite, is dad still smart?
:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm not sure, honey. He did eat six bags of corn nuts on the way over.
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, Bart, a-are super powers supposed to make you nauseous?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, Bart, a-are super powers supposed to make you nauseous?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Probably. Let's see if my super-strength has kicked in. Grrrr-ugh! It's not working yet!... Try running through that wall.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Probably. Let's see if my super-strength has kicked in. Grrrr-ugh! It's not working yet!... Try running through that wall.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Cowabunga!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Cowabunga!
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-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Are you ready to proceed?
+{{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Are you ready to proceed?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Objection, your highness!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Objection, your highness!
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Overruled.
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} Overruled.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm outta here.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm outta here.
-:'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, if you can't come up with something resembling a rational argument, I've no choice but to rule against you.
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, if you can't come up with something resembling a rational argument, I've no choice but to rule against you.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Very well, I call Mr. Burns to the stand. Mr. Burns, is it true that our son was able to slip past the security at your power plant?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Very well, I call Mr. Burns to the stand. Mr. Burns, is it true that our son was able to slip past the security at your power plant?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Yes.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Then don't you're responsible for his accident!
+{{qf|Marge}} Then don't you're responsible for his accident!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Even the tightest security system can be penetrated by ap person of supior intelligence. It is quite obvious, madame, that your son is a genius!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Even the tightest security system can be penetrated by ap person of supior intelligence. It is quite obvious, madame, that your son is a genius!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Really? You think so?
+{{qf|Marge}} Really? You think so?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Why not!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why not!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, shouldn't you at least fire the man responsible for the incident?
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, shouldn't you at least fire the man responsible for the incident?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Very well! Smithers, fire our safety insepector!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Very well! Smithers, fire our safety insepector!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, wait a second, I'm the --
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, wait a second, I'm the --
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Simpson. You're fired!
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Simpson. You're fired!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': [SIGH] Hello Mr. Burns.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} [SIGH] Hello Mr. Burns.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Smithers! Any luck finding a job?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers! Any luck finding a job?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': No, sir and you?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} No, sir and you?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Um... eh... no.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Um... eh... no.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Mr. Burns? Um, I know that you're going through a really rough time, but... would it kill you to clean up after yourself once in a while?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Mr. Burns? Um, I know that you're going through a really rough time, but... would it kill you to clean up after yourself once in a while?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Hmmm. I'm not sure. But why risk it?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hmmm. I'm not sure. But why risk it?
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-:'''[[Joe Quimby]]''': We're all going broke because of this power thing. I am... er... ah... open to suggestions.
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} We're all going broke because of this power thing. I am... er... ah... open to suggestions.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': I say we rebuild the ark of the covenant, and let god tell us what to do.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I say we rebuild the ark of the covenant, and let god tell us what to do.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Why don't we build a hydroelecttric plant to draw power form the natural motion of the river?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Why don't we build a hydroelecttric plant to draw power form the natural motion of the river?
-:'''[[Abe Simpson]]''': Drill in Alaska!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Drill in Alaska!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': I'm tellin' ya! Rats on treadmills! Big rats!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I'm tellin' ya! Rats on treadmills! Big rats!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Hold everything! I've found a way to power the entire town... by harnessing the power of donuts!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hold everything! I've found a way to power the entire town... by harnessing the power of donuts!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': People of Springfield, I give you unlimited power for the future: THe Simpson Quantum Generator!
+{{qf|Homer}} People of Springfield, I give you unlimited power for the future: The Simpson Quantum Generator!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Now that Dr. Hibbert has treated the radioactive bite, is dad still smart?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Now that Dr. Hibbert has treated the radioactive bite, is dad still smart?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm not sure, honey. He did eat six bags of corn nuts on the way over.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm not sure, honey. He did eat six bags of corn nuts on the way over.
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